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no kids rule

alt text: screenshot of a conversation from a dating app, all messages sent by aaron. text from top to bottom: You and Aaron matched!

  • "Hi Lauren, looking good in you pics 😊"
  • "Would you be willing to put your children up for adoption? I want to date someone without kids, so looking for someone who is willing to free themselves of their current"
Feydaikin - 12mon

You'll never know if you don't ask...

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Blackout - 12mon

If they want you to be over 6ft it's only fair to ask them to lose the dead weight. My kid hasn't made a dime yet, every year the books are in the red. Scrooge McDuck warned us all.

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Wugmeister - 12mon

Yes, thank you for improving the image

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tautalas @lemmy.world - 12mon

Zero chance it's not a joke. God, I hope

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BarbecueCowboy @lemmy.world - 12mon

This guy heard the phrase "If you don't ask, you don't get it" and threw out all human decency and just fucking ran with it.

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petrol_sniff_king - 12mon

If so, this is a very socially inept joke to make in your second text to a person you haven't met yet. Jesus.

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aeronmelon @lemmy.world - 12mon

That person is a disgrace to Aarons everywhere.

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Postmortal_Pop @lemmy.world - 12mon

"You done fucked up A-A-Ron"

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Randelung @lemmy.world - 12mon

You people get matches!?

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DragonTypeWyvern @midwest.social - 12mon

You gotta shoot your shot because you can't shoot the kids

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