The housecats of politics. They desperately want out of the house and don't understand that they're just an appetizer for the wealthy without regulation to protect them.
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lengau @midwest.social - 12mon
Man you must have some unhappy house cats. My cat went out onto the patio, realised he could get the same smells from the open window, and went back inside.
We have two very brave girls who don't understand that the coyotes and foxes want to be much closer than friends.
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Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de - 12mon
"human LET ME OUTSIDE"
"human why is there water falling from the sky? this is awful, let me back inside!"
"okay maybe the water has stopped falling, let me outside again!"
"the water is still falling!!! this is a travesty!!! i shall stand in the doorway to observe."
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HowManyNimons @lemmy.world - 12mon
This is better. Now we're taking about cats.
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kittenzrulz123 - 12mon
I used to be a right wing "Libertarian", then I read some theory and now im an AnSynd (Anarcho-Syndicalism) :3
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hungryphrog - 12mon
Yay!
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DaddleDew @lemmy.world - 12mon
They want to be free to exploit others. Or at least dream that one day they might.
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DaddleDew @lemmy.world - 12mon
Freedom! To be exploited and repressed.
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UnderpantsWeevil @lemmy.world - 12mon
Um, aktuly you're only repressed because you choose to be. I'm free because I'm going along with the repression to make money.
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SaharaMaleikuhm @feddit.org - 12mon
Cops that like to wear Punisher merch. Humans are by and large idiots.
I mean, it fits a country where saying "Long live the King!" is rebellious.
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b161 - 12mon
Americans be like “we need guns to oppose tyranny” then use guns to install fascism and threaten the most disadvantaged people in society.
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chiliedogg @lemmy.world - 12mon
Leftist gun-guy here.
No fascist will ever be aided by my gun ownership. I just wish the rest of the left wasn't so insistent on disarming themselves.
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UnderpantsWeevil @lemmy.world - 12mon
I love the Cops and my Boss.
I hate the Woke Cops and my HR.
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laserm @lemmy.world - 12mon
replace Americans with literally any conservative
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Crikeste @lemm.ee - 12mon
Same thing.
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hungryphrog - 12mon
Nothing more rebellious than getting on your knees and doing what you're told.
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ChickenLadyLovesLife @lemmy.world - 12mon
Outback restaurants put it best: "no rules, just Right".
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Toribor @corndog.social - 12mon
Kansas just issued new license plates to everyone and one of the designs is a "Don't tread on me" flag so I've been seeing a lot of them on exactly the vehicles you'd expect.
My dude... You bought that from the government... To register your vehicle with the government... To drive on roads maintained and regulated by the government... Who do you think is doing the treading?
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Brown5500 @sh.itjust.works - 12mon
The cops and YOUR boss. My boss kinda sucks but I think yours will take care of you if you just work hard
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𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆 - 12mon
RumpRules! ait, aat? uck.
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vonbaronhans @midwest.social - 12mon
Wooooow.
Not wrong.
But woooow
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Aquila @sh.itjust.works - 12mon
Fuck the police
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yesman @lemmy.world - 12mon
I'm reading a book and the author made the observation that Sarah Palin and McCain were sidekicks, partners, and Mavericks^t^^m^
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HasturInYellow @lemmy.world - 12mon
I think the thing about Americans is that we won't go halfway with anything. I think that once things flip and people start revolting, the violence that we will see will be SHOCKING. It is just going to take a lot to get to that point. A significant degradation of the daily quality of life. So far we still have bread and circuses, even if they are expensive.
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Psychodelic @lemmy.world - 12mon
Fuck yeah! Gonna listen to some Unknown Mortal Orchestra rn!
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ChickenLadyLovesLife @lemmy.world - 12mon
So weird. I've never heard of Unknown Mortal Orchestra but I went to check them out on Youtube and I found a link to their NPR Tiny Desk Concert - which Youtube is showing me as already having listened to.
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underwire212 @lemm.ee - 12mon
Maybe my sample isn’t representative enough, but I literally don’t know anyone besides maybe my extremely conservative grandfather who agrees with that.
seaQueue in 196
Boot rule đź‘…
Right wing "Libertarians" in a nutshell:
The housecats of politics. They desperately want out of the house and don't understand that they're just an appetizer for the wealthy without regulation to protect them.
Man you must have some unhappy house cats. My cat went out onto the patio, realised he could get the same smells from the open window, and went back inside.
Cat tax before you animals demand it.
https://midwest.social/pictrs/image/dbc0ffed-0aab-4222-a29a-c62ca3cf8d0e.jpeg
We have two very brave girls who don't understand that the coyotes and foxes want to be much closer than friends.
"human LET ME OUTSIDE"
"human why is there water falling from the sky? this is awful, let me back inside!"
"okay maybe the water has stopped falling, let me outside again!"
"the water is still falling!!! this is a travesty!!! i shall stand in the doorway to observe."
This is better. Now we're taking about cats.
I used to be a right wing "Libertarian", then I read some theory and now im an AnSynd (Anarcho-Syndicalism) :3
Yay!
They want to be free to exploit others. Or at least dream that one day they might.
Freedom! To be exploited and repressed.
Um, aktuly you're only repressed because you choose to be. I'm free because I'm going along with the repression to make money.
Cops that like to wear Punisher merch. Humans are by and large idiots.
https://youtu.be/WDUIX2-akuQ?si=dQws2LfSa5Iy-R_o
I mean, it fits a country where saying "Long live the King!" is rebellious.
Americans be like “we need guns to oppose tyranny” then use guns to install fascism and threaten the most disadvantaged people in society.
Leftist gun-guy here.
No fascist will ever be aided by my gun ownership. I just wish the rest of the left wasn't so insistent on disarming themselves.
I love the Cops and my Boss.
I hate the Woke Cops and my HR.
replace Americans with literally any conservative
Same thing.
Nothing more rebellious than getting on your knees and doing what you're told.
Outback restaurants put it best: "no rules, just Right".
Kansas just issued new license plates to everyone and one of the designs is a "Don't tread on me" flag so I've been seeing a lot of them on exactly the vehicles you'd expect.
My dude... You bought that from the government... To register your vehicle with the government... To drive on roads maintained and regulated by the government... Who do you think is doing the treading?
The cops and YOUR boss. My boss kinda sucks but I think yours will take care of you if you just work hard
RumpRules! ait, aat? uck.
Wooooow.
Not wrong.
But woooow
Fuck the police
I'm reading a book and the author made the observation that Sarah Palin and McCain were sidekicks, partners, and Mavericks^t^^m^
I think the thing about Americans is that we won't go halfway with anything. I think that once things flip and people start revolting, the violence that we will see will be SHOCKING. It is just going to take a lot to get to that point. A significant degradation of the daily quality of life. So far we still have bread and circuses, even if they are expensive.
Fuck yeah! Gonna listen to some Unknown Mortal Orchestra rn!
So weird. I've never heard of Unknown Mortal Orchestra but I went to check them out on Youtube and I found a link to their NPR Tiny Desk Concert - which Youtube is showing me as already having listened to.
Maybe my sample isn’t representative enough, but I literally don’t know anyone besides maybe my extremely conservative grandfather who agrees with that.
And they're the most scared too.