If you count anything with a battery/plug as a robot that may not be too far fetched.
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Pirky - 12mon
By that definition, I would say they reached that milestone quite a while ago.
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HowAbt2morrow @futurology.today - 12mon
Grandpa with a pace-maker is gonna be happy!
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danekrae @lemmy.world - 12mon
But how often do men have sex with robots? I didn't even know we were competing...
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don - 12mon
There is no competition, but a shitty tabloid’s gotta make money somehow
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Shou @lemmy.world - 12mon
I suppose vibrators are just a very minimalistic robot. Recon women are in the lead of this competition.
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cRazi_man @lemm.ee - 12mon
For people not from the UK: The Sun is a bad joke of a publication. I would recommend reading some of their articles if you're in the mood for a good laugh....but I don't really want them to get the clicks.
Now for the sad part: this is one of the most widely circulated news publications in the UK and people seem to read it seriously.
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UnderpantsWeevil @lemmy.world - 12mon
We've got plenty of Murdoch Press in the States. You don't have to explain what a shitty right-wing tabloid is.
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Johanno - 12mon
If "Robot" includes vibrators of all variations this might already be true
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casmael @lemm.ee - 12mon
oils diodes nervously
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spujb @lemmy.cafe - 12mon
this comment is going to live somewhere in my head for a while i can already tell
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casmael @lemm.ee - 12mon
Yeah cool it totally lives in my head too, which is at the top of my normal human body where I keep my thoughts like normal human people do
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Nat (she/they) - 12mon
Does that mean my girlfriend is a robot?
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Dunstabzugshaubitze @feddit.org - 12mon
has she ever harmed a human being, or let a human being become harmed due to inaction?
does she obey orders given by humans that do not lead to humans getting harmed?
does she protect her own existence, unless it would cause harm to human beings?
if you answered "yes" to all of the above, she seems to follows asimovs laws of robotics and thus might be a robot, if you answered "no" to any of the questions:
do you really think companies would put safety meassures into products unless they are forced to?!
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rockSlayer @lemmy.world - 12mon
Also the 3 laws were specifically designed to have lots of loopholes, otherwise the stories wouldn't exist
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yetAnotherUser @discuss.tchncs.de - 12mon
Just test whether she can harm someone by finding someone who will anger her to such an extent that she will hit them, proving she is no robot.
Small edit because I realized it's not exactly obvious:
This is a reference to a certain chapter in "I, Robot".
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Mouselemming @sh.itjust.works - 12mon
A sibling can probably do it easily.
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Midnitte @beehaw.org - 12mon
What about some ethereal law... like.... what if you took the first law one more step... we could call it the zeroth law!
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Nat (she/they) - 12mon
Well, she wouldn't harm me, she takes orders from me :3, and she does protect her own existence.
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UltraGiGaGigantic @lemmy.ml - 12mon
Throw her in a lake and see if she sinks. /$
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Nat (she/they) - 12mon
I already know she's a witch
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kingthrillgore - 12mon
I can't blame them. Robots won't vote to legislate their fetuses.
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SkaveRat - 12mon
...yet
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UnderpantsWeevil @lemmy.world - 12mon
Excited for automated Twitter handles to finally receive full enfranchisement.
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Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de - 12mon
robots also won't defend anyone's rights
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S_H_K @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 12mon
The article is from 2016?
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LandedGentry @lemmy.zip - 12mon
sfgsdgdsgdsgdsgdfs
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9point6 @lemmy.world - 12mon
It's the sun, they are a Murdoch tabloid famous for evading accountability for the shit they cause
One of the many reasons Liverpool is a great city is their unanimous rejection of the paper following the Hillsborough disaster. Reading the sun is a more serious crime than murder there.
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HowManyNimons @lemmy.world - 12mon
That's the story of 2016.
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spujb @lemmy.cafe - 12mon
thats the joke . wav ;)
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S_H_K @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 12mon
Well men stonk stank so any time by now.
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Annoyed_🦀 - 12mon
Less than 48 hours to go before woman get to have sex with ROBOTS
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flicker @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 12mon
Siiiiigh. unzip
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Annoyed_🦀 - 12mon
Be patient.
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tacosplease @lemmy.world - 12mon
Let us practice!
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Leate_Wonceslace @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 12mon
I mean, if you count vibrators...
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tb_ - 12mon
Are there "AI" vibrators already?
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Leate_Wonceslace @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 12mon
No one mentioned AI, and also I don't know.
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ZILtoid1991 @lemmy.world - 12mon
googles "how to become a robot" furiously
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sag - 12mon
How to Become Robot?
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dependencyinjection @discuss.tchncs.de - 12mon
As luck would have it I’m selling Become robot in 28 days beginners guide for £29.95 plus Postage and Packaging.
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Kit - 12mon
Simple, use r9k
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Nounka @lemmy.world - 12mon
So after the 3...2...1... No more happy new year.
It is fuckfest25.
I m in plx
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Arkhive (they/she) - 12mon
Amazing!! My time to shine (my chrome plating)
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_stranger_ @lemmy.world - 12mon
I've been told I pass as chrome, but I feel like taking advantage of that this coming week would be ethically indefensible.
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MiDaBa @lemmy.ml - 12mon
Futurama imagined old phone booths would be re-purposed into suicide booths but apparently other services could be offered while on lunch break.
spujb in 196
better prepare rule
https://files.catbox.moe/jpvcgr.jpegIf you count anything with a battery/plug as a robot that may not be too far fetched.
By that definition, I would say they reached that milestone quite a while ago.
Grandpa with a pace-maker is gonna be happy!
But how often do men have sex with robots? I didn't even know we were competing...
There is no competition, but a shitty tabloid’s gotta make money somehow
I suppose vibrators are just a very minimalistic robot. Recon women are in the lead of this competition.
For people not from the UK: The Sun is a bad joke of a publication. I would recommend reading some of their articles if you're in the mood for a good laugh....but I don't really want them to get the clicks.
Now for the sad part: this is one of the most widely circulated news publications in the UK and people seem to read it seriously.
We've got plenty of Murdoch Press in the States. You don't have to explain what a shitty right-wing tabloid is.
If "Robot" includes vibrators of all variations this might already be true
oils diodes nervously
this comment is going to live somewhere in my head for a while i can already tell
Yeah cool it totally lives in my head too, which is at the top of my normal human body where I keep my thoughts like normal human people do
Does that mean my girlfriend is a robot?
has she ever harmed a human being, or let a human being become harmed due to inaction?
does she obey orders given by humans that do not lead to humans getting harmed?
does she protect her own existence, unless it would cause harm to human beings?
if you answered "yes" to all of the above, she seems to follows asimovs laws of robotics and thus might be a robot, if you answered "no" to any of the questions:
do you really think companies would put safety meassures into products unless they are forced to?!
Also the 3 laws were specifically designed to have lots of loopholes, otherwise the stories wouldn't exist
Just test whether she can harm someone by finding someone who will anger her to such an extent that she will hit them, proving she is no robot.
Small edit because I realized it's not exactly obvious:
This is a reference to a certain chapter in "I, Robot".
A sibling can probably do it easily.
What about some ethereal law... like.... what if you took the first law one more step... we could call it the zeroth law!
Well, she wouldn't harm me, she takes orders from me :3, and she does protect her own existence.
Throw her in a lake and see if she sinks. /$
I already know she's a witch
I can't blame them. Robots won't vote to legislate their fetuses.
...yet
Excited for automated Twitter handles to finally receive full enfranchisement.
robots also won't defend anyone's rights
The article is from 2016?
sfgsdgdsgdsgdsgdfs
It's the sun, they are a Murdoch tabloid famous for evading accountability for the shit they cause
One of the many reasons Liverpool is a great city is their unanimous rejection of the paper following the Hillsborough disaster. Reading the sun is a more serious crime than murder there.
That's the story of 2016.
thats the joke . wav ;)
Well men stonk stank so any time by now.
Less than 48 hours to go before woman get to have sex with ROBOTS
Siiiiigh. unzip
Be patient.
Let us practice!
I mean, if you count vibrators...
Are there "AI" vibrators already?
No one mentioned AI, and also I don't know.
googles "how to become a robot" furiously
How to Become Robot?
As luck would have it I’m selling Become robot in 28 days beginners guide for £29.95 plus Postage and Packaging.
Simple, use r9k
So after the 3...2...1... No more happy new year. It is fuckfest25. I m in plx
Amazing!! My time to shine (my chrome plating)
I've been told I pass as chrome, but I feel like taking advantage of that this coming week would be ethically indefensible.
Futurama imagined old phone booths would be re-purposed into suicide booths but apparently other services could be offered while on lunch break.
Don't Date Robots!
What's the next scare? FFS, people, relax.
Want some get some. I'm so tired from my 3 part time jobs I don't even have the energy to take on a 4th one... giving blowjobs
The robot looks so bored, I feel it bro. We're just tools for some people.