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boybortion rule

flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc) - 1.0yr

Maybe Medieval Europe was onto something when they gatekept the ability to read/write.

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Grainne @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1.0yr

The gate kept it to the Trumps however.

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max - 1.0yr

meow🥺

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Iheartcheese @lemmy.world - 1.0yr

sprays with water bottle

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max - 1.0yr

hsssss /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\

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IO 😇 - 1.0yr

:3

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celeste - 12mon

:3

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rustyfish @lemmy.world - 1.0yr

Boypreggers is the most pregenanant state of matter.

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Estra (she/her) - 12mon

what about gregnant

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AgentOrangesicle - 12mon

That's reserved for Greg.

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juliebean @lemm.ee - 1.0yr

the grammar of this is very trumplish, but i do not believe he could use the word 'railed' in a sentence correctly.

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TheTetrapod @lemmy.world - 12mon

It's a modified tweet about vaccines and autism, unfortunately

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Snowclone @lemmy.world - 12mon

It's true, he would misuse a unrelated word but pronounce it so badly people would think he was actually saying railed.

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Leate_Wonceslace @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1.0yr

I wish I had a goth GF to make me boipreggers.

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bunkyprewster @lemmy.world - 12mon

Shouldn't it be "guy-necologist"

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Snowclone @lemmy.world - 12mon

He's not even a little gay. Buss-vag-anal sex is available to every orientation.

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Tobberone @lemm.ee - 12mon

So that's his kink.

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Viking_Hippie @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 12mon

That, teenagers, golden showers, and being spanked with a magazine that has his own face on the cover.

And that's just what's publicly known from sources much more reliable than himself.

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Uriel238 [all pronouns] - 12mon

Twink gets railed by his transsexual goth girlfriend is way too literate for Trump.

If this is real can someone link to the source? I see the light buried in the Dark Side as Luke saw in Vader.

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IO 😇 - 12mon

I'm sorry its not real

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Uriel238 [all pronouns] - 12mon

Didn't think so. I'm pretty sure Trump is Dark Side to the core.

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pixeltree - 12mon

This is based off of the real one, where he says vaccines cause autism.

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AgentOrangesicle - 12mon

I met a man - a very pregnant man - tears in his eyes - the baby too - told me to legalize gun care or his baby would die.

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Captain Aggravated - 1.0yr

Lots of people say it.

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AItoothbrush - 12mon

Covfefe

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djsoren19 @yiffit.net - 12mon

God I wish that were me

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Draconic NEO - 12mon

If only he realized that this can actually happen, trans men who still retain their uterus and ovaries are fully capable of getting pregnant and giving birth.

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ZILtoid1991 @lemmy.world - 12mon

The birth would have been pretty complicated. It's not impossible, there's some porn where people anally "giving birth" to life-sized toys, but require an awful lot of lubricant and training.

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Draconic NEO - 12mon

I mean it's also very much possible for people who are trans men, and not much more difficult than it is for cis women (not to say childbirth isn't difficult, it's one of the most painful and difficult things a person can go through).

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