If I hear "bUt MoNkEyS oPeN tHeM fRoM tHe BotTom" again I will shit a semi truck. Wild monkeys do not eat bananas. Why would monkeys be the authority on bananas?? Because they are depicted that way? Would you ask a mouse how to eat cheese because they are drawn as cheese fans in cartoons? Well no, they eat fruit and grain and shit. Humans created the Cavendish banana. Monkeys were not taken into consideration when we frankensteined modern bananas together.
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Xenny @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
I ate the bananus once and now I eat ass. It could happen to you
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Another Catgirl - 1.0yr
I peel the banana from the other end so the bananus is at the top. It tastes different that way.
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qjkxbmwvz @startrek.website - 1.0yr
I split mine in two. It's easy but makes you look like a badass. A banana splitting badass.
Track_Shovel in 196
Banana rules
I’m a millennial. We only eat the bananus.
I'm gen z. We're too broke to eat bananas :(
I'm between millennial and gen z, so I randomly became allergic to bananas -_-
Holy shit me too! Ate bananas all the time, then suddenly around 25-27 they gave me neusea. I loved bananas. :(
Also, applesauce burns my tongue now.
These are my only 2 food allergies I'm aware of.
I heard it might be because of my latex allergy. Apparently allergies can generalize and get worse over time (｡╯︵╰｡)
You will also be allergic to cucumbers eventually!
😫
Also bell peppers, cabbage, watermelon, broccoli, avocado, etc.
My MIL has the same latex allergy :(
Hey I'm am Xennial and I'm also allergic to bananas!
Someone should do a study.
Is it neusea?
It's a banana. What could it cost, ten dollars?
Something a little odd about something telling me how to eat it in a literal way
/c/vore
Funny, but this is opposite. The drawings head is the bananus. You hold it by the handle and open the square end.
Everyone should learn this earlier.
Maybe it's not a handle but the zip pull. 💭
For reference: https://stellinamarfa.com/fruits/what-is-the-correct-end-to-open-a-banana/
If I hear "bUt MoNkEyS oPeN tHeM fRoM tHe BotTom" again I will shit a semi truck. Wild monkeys do not eat bananas. Why would monkeys be the authority on bananas?? Because they are depicted that way? Would you ask a mouse how to eat cheese because they are drawn as cheese fans in cartoons? Well no, they eat fruit and grain and shit. Humans created the Cavendish banana. Monkeys were not taken into consideration when we frankensteined modern bananas together.
I ate the bananus once and now I eat ass. It could happen to you
I peel the banana from the other end so the bananus is at the top. It tastes different that way.
I split mine in two. It's easy but makes you look like a badass. A banana splitting badass.
It's actually the banussy
bapacka balunch!
Why
If you want to follow them on Mastodon, here ya go https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/109/666/374/284/573/555/original/a7b6ab1dcb25c6be.png
You can eat the skin --- it makes a good vegan pulled pork base (lots of recipes online).
That's literally the first part I eat
I'm also proud that I eat banan-ass.
Worst mistake of my life
I don't eat Bananas at all.