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jump rule

source: https://www.der-postillon.com/2024/12/musk-sprung.html

morgunkorn @discuss.tchncs.de - 1.0yr

translation of the title:

after promoting the vote for Alternative for Germany (nazi party, radical right), Musk presents a new jump

like a dipshit

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Annoyed_🦀 - 1.0yr

Lol for a moment there i thought this is a NES super mario jump, didn't notice the swastika.

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Atherel @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1.0yr

According to insiders, he is already preparing a simplified version of the jump for short performances, in which only the right arm is raised.

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andrew_bidlaw - 1.0yr

I love to see his hand broken like that tho.

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Aatube - 1.0yr

peak human performance executive efficiency

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Diplomjodler - 1.0yr

Don't forget effective altruism.

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irelephant [he/him]🍭 - 1.0yr

I was thinking he couldn't be that agile, before i realised it was photoshopped.

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Uriel238 [all pronouns] - 1.0yr

All that money Musk is holding is not in the global economy. So why exactly does he need more money or power?

Why, exactly, is Trump [behaving] like he's Musk's bitch?

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anton - 1.0yr

In the context of far right politics both are close enough to the nazi symbol.

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boomzilla @programming.dev - 1.0yr

If you can't remember how to draw a proper swastika please watch this simple step by step tutorial. And remember to ethnical cleanse the devil out of your brush before you begin:

https://youtu.be/pLwYMecqOxY?si=-Ke5l1kk3Dn4aFDJ

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rumschlumpel @feddit.org - 1.0yr

I bet he'd be really intrigued by the hindu caste system.

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spider - 1.0yr

Musk looks like he's trying to escape people in white coats who are chasing him with butterfly nets.

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El_guapazo @lemmy.world - 1.0yr

Where's GI Robot when you need him?

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