::: spoiler show transcript
left-reminders posts a twitter screenshot from @kenklippenstein:
"NY state officials are considering creating a special hotline exclusively for CEOs to report perceived threats." - kenklippenstein.com
[screenshot from Parasite (2019)]
ruckuscauser replies:
Hmm, integration of state and corporate power - which could mean nothing
strkid replies:
which could mean nothing
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ComradeMiao @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1.0yr
Why stop there? Why not create a hotline where anyone can call an armed security force to help with issues of danger?
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(⬤ᴥ⬤) - 1.0yr
hmm yes.. and they ought to be quick to dial in an emergency so maybe there should be a standardized short number just for them
also we should make them enormously racist
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ComradeMiao @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1.0yr
Good… good… we should also teach them to view all non-operators as potential threats this way they’re always prepared to attack the enemy. This sort of education will naturally not shift their perception nor cause them to accidentally shoot civilians especially minorities.
They should also take threats serious. If they were to know a criminal was in a building with a deadly weapon it would be best to wait outside to gain the advantage over the criminal. Can’t go inside because the locals might also be potential threats. You never know when an elementary could have a black boy with a rubber band gun!
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Alwaysnownevernotme @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
Let's also make sure they don't hire people who are too smart. It would be a real issue if the people handling this sensitive information had any contextual knowledge.
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themoonisacheese @sh.itjust.works - 1.0yr
I have an idea! Let's make them completely immune to prosecution for acts they commit! That way they uh. Well they could... It's be a good idea!
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odium @programming.dev - 1.0yr
Night city becomes more real every day
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TheFriar @lemm.ee - 1.0yr
It really fuckin does. Before long “corporate forces” are going to be sentencing us to death for “slander against a corporation.”
nicknonya in 196
which could mean nothing
::: spoiler show transcript left-reminders posts a twitter screenshot from @kenklippenstein:
"NY state officials are considering creating a special hotline exclusively for CEOs to report perceived threats." - kenklippenstein.com
[screenshot from Parasite (2019)]
ruckuscauser replies:
Hmm, integration of state and corporate power - which could mean nothing
strkid replies:
which could mean nothing :::
Why stop there? Why not create a hotline where anyone can call an armed security force to help with issues of danger?
hmm yes.. and they ought to be quick to dial in an emergency so maybe there should be a standardized short number just for them
also we should make them enormously racist
Good… good… we should also teach them to view all non-operators as potential threats this way they’re always prepared to attack the enemy. This sort of education will naturally not shift their perception nor cause them to accidentally shoot civilians especially minorities.
They should also take threats serious. If they were to know a criminal was in a building with a deadly weapon it would be best to wait outside to gain the advantage over the criminal. Can’t go inside because the locals might also be potential threats. You never know when an elementary could have a black boy with a rubber band gun!
Let's also make sure they don't hire people who are too smart. It would be a real issue if the people handling this sensitive information had any contextual knowledge.
I have an idea! Let's make them completely immune to prosecution for acts they commit! That way they uh. Well they could... It's be a good idea!
Night city becomes more real every day
It really fuckin does. Before long “corporate forces” are going to be sentencing us to death for “slander against a corporation.”
New York: The first safe harbor city for CEOs
Speaking of hotlines, here's the official contact form for Governor Hochul in case you want to comment on the proposal and her performance in general.
And for no related reason whatsoever, here's the entire script of Bee Movie
What's the hotline for NY State residents to call when their healthcare claims are denied,?
same one, I recommend you all call it
always has been
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did
did your gun jam?
No, his sub-sonic rounds blowback was not enough to initiate proper weapon cycle.
Turns out bullets not work in space.
Normally they do. The Firefly episode with Vera was wrong.
I watched a Sci-fi show about 15 years ago that had a "Corporate Congress" and thought, "nah". 😐
Edit: I read the transcript, lol.
Could is doing a lot of lifting there