If your partner can't handle you at your helicopter dick thing then they don't deserve your Co-bum-bo impersonation
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toynbee @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
While I'm not adequate to helicopter, I've never been with a girl ("[mine]" or otherwise) who wasn't fascinated by the mechanisms of the organ. They've definitely all been curious about "the twitch" even though every woman I know does kegels.
I'm not qualified to comment on whether this applies to those who aren't otherwise interested.
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Walk_blesseD - 1.0yr
My strapon is too rigid to helicopter 😔
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duckythescientist @sh.itjust.works - 1.0yr
You can buy floppy ones
Also, now I really want to see someone do that
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ramius345 @sh.itjust.works - 1.0yr
You spin me right around , right around. Like a record, baby, right around.
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cowboydiplomat @startrek.website - 1.0yr
Thank you for quoting the correct version of the song.
Gork in 196
Rulejitzu
https://files.catbox.moe/domyb2.pngIf your partner can't handle you at your helicopter dick thing then they don't deserve your Co-bum-bo impersonation
While I'm not adequate to helicopter, I've never been with a girl ("[mine]" or otherwise) who wasn't fascinated by the mechanisms of the organ. They've definitely all been curious about "the twitch" even though every woman I know does kegels.
I'm not qualified to comment on whether this applies to those who aren't otherwise interested.
My strapon is too rigid to helicopter 😔
You can buy floppy ones
Also, now I really want to see someone do that
You spin me right around , right around. Like a record, baby, right around.
Thank you for quoting the correct version of the song.
Now get off my lawn.
You deserve better
Giving me Round the Twist flashbacks