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squirrel - 1.0yr

Art is by Skaroy

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Omega - 1.0yr

Had to take a bite out of that sweet tart pie nonetheless

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Omega - 1.0yr

im so fucked if anyone irl finds me on Lemmy holy shit

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Postmortal_Pop @lemmy.world - 1.0yr

I love watching the crushing realization of ones own internet brain rot setting in.

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squirrel - 1.0yr

It's not brain rot if the internet is an outlet where you can be who you truly are. It's the rest of the world that is fucked for forcing people to hide their interests and identity.

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Postmortal_Pop @lemmy.world - 1.0yr

Fair point, if only real life could be the hedonistic frontier that the internet is.

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☭SaltyIcetea☭ - 1.0yr

fr like, why cant we just all fuck all day😮‍💨

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ebolapie @lemmy.world - 1.0yr

We truly do live in a society

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Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de - 1.0yr

inside you there are 2 monkeys: one is a chimpanzee munching on the flesh of its enemies and one is a bonobo tossing off 5 others simultaneously.

we need to seal the chimp inside a block of concrete and give the bonobo a big stage to perform on

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IndiBrony - 1.0yr

I exist IRL. I found you.

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yuri @pawb.social - 1.0yr

same boat bae

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Python - 1.0yr

based

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Literal - 1.0yr

This sucks. Implies he can only like a trans woman if he's bi and not if he's straight.

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photonic_sorcerer @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1.0yr

What makes you think there's a trans girl involved? Could just be a femboy. Also, there's nothing wrong with bi dudes liking trans girls.

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Literal - 1.0yr

I suppose that's possible, but the lack of clarity on that point still makes me uncomfortable. And there's nothing wrong with bi dudes liking trans women, obviously. I am a bi dude who happens to be dating multiple trans women.

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photonic_sorcerer @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1.0yr

Goddamn, dude. Leave some genitals for the rest of us.

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Literal - 1.0yr

Lmao

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yuri @pawb.social - 1.0yr

wait how tho?

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theLetterJ - 1.0yr

bi flag in the bg of the last panel.

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yuri @pawb.social - 1.0yr

oh jeeze egg on my face for not recognizing it!

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nifty - 1.0yr

Why does it matter?

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Literal - 1.0yr

Because the idea that a man attracted to trans women could not be straight is transphobic. Trans women are women and a man attracted to women can be straight regardless of whether they're trans or cis.

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itslilith - 1.0yr

So wait, are they a femboy and not a trans woman then?

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dejected_warp_core @lemmy.world - 1.0yr

I think boils down to "similar optics, different gender identity", but I'm neither of these flavors so I really don't know. But for this joke, I think either works.

Calling for assistance: we need a ruling here. Halp.

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Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de - 1.0yr

i would say femboys are generally seen as not wanting to be female, just feminine. Same as how crossdressing doesn't make you trans, it just means you like crossdressing.

a term sometimes used synonymously with femboy is tomgirl, as a mirror to tomboy, and you wouldn't start calling tomboys trans men would you? They're people who identify as female but present less femininely.

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dejected_warp_core @lemmy.world - 1.0yr

Thank you for replying. This makes complete and total sense.

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TriflingToad @sh.itjust.works - 1.0yr

so the feminine character is a femboy and not trans because of the bi flag in panel 2? also what's the difference between a femboy and tomgirl?
the more I read this thread the more confused I get 😓

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GeeDubHayduke @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1.0yr

I used to work in a pizza place, and the head cook was from Mexico working on his citizenship. He helped me with my Spanish, and I'd help him with his English. One day, we discovered that jokes was a good way to discover any loss in translations, so jokes became our preferred method of conversation.

One day he said he's got a great joke, but he's not sure if it'll work in English, so he's asks to tell me if it works. I tell him to hit me. The joke:

A guy and his girlfriend have been together long enough to move in with each other. Being a new(ish) couple, they're still pretty frisky. Every time they're finished and basking in the after glow, she plays with his junk, just gently kneading the balls in their sack. After a few months, he asks her why does she always play with his balls afterwards. She looks him dead in the eye with a Mona Lisa smile, gently kisses his lips and whispers in his ear "because i miss mine."

He asked if the joke works in English. When i quit laughing, i said it does. That was 2006, and it's still one of my favorite jokes to this day.

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TriflingToad @sh.itjust.works - 1.0yr

people who don't know English well get like a 5x boost in funnyness I swear 😭

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thann @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1.0yr

Because I was made in a factory that processed nuts

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djsoren19 @yiffit.net - 1.0yr

yeah I noticed that's why I'm hitting on you.

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Hideakikarate @sh.itjust.works - 1.0yr

Anyone else see Little Mac?

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mindbleach @sh.itjust.works - 1.0yr

Yeah, it's a costume party.

... how is he holding that beer?

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Hideakikarate @sh.itjust.works - 1.0yr

A costume party makes sense. But I don't recognize the other outfit.

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mindbleach @sh.itjust.works - 1.0yr

He's an M&M.

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Hideakikarate @sh.itjust.works - 1.0yr

I get it now. It all makes more sense. Thank you.

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Makeshift @sh.itjust.works - 1.0yr

I…

Okay this works on at least two levels.

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Enzy @lemm.ee - 1.0yr

Nut a problem

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1985MustangCobra @lemmy.ca - 1.0yr

hmm...they come with nuts....body creme maybe?

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