So maybe Al Gore would have made the timeline different.
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kingthrillgore - 1.0yr
...you don't say?
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Atlusb @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
Yes, but only because of the gorilla. No other significant difference in policy.
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alcoholicorn @lemmy.ml - 1.0yr
Which policy though?
He did support invading Iraq, he certainly would have invaded Afghanistan. He would have been coup'd by his own party if he actually threatened the fossil fuel industry.
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BarrelAgedBoredom @lemm.ee - 1.0yr
Gorilla policy
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Nanook @lemm.ee - 1.0yr
“no other significant policy” ≈ would do all the same things, except Gorilla.
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kautau @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
shhh, be quieter when you talk to the gorilla. they're sensitive creatures
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criitz @reddthat.com - 1.0yr
He opposed the war in Iraq
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alcoholicorn @lemmy.ml - 1.0yr
Gore supported the first war in Iraq, and bombing Yugoslavia. Why do you think he would have been any different RE gorillas or imperialism?
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essell @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
So, odds he's Harambe's real dad?
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rustyfish @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
This actually happened. Fuck me, there goes my good night sleep.
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samus12345 @lemm.ee - 1.0yr
Curious George.
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naeap @sopuli.xyz - 1.0yr
And she's obviously begging him to stop what's happening to poor Harambe
Nevertheless, poor minded George wasn't able to comprehend, what he was asked for....
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TriPolarBearz @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
Poor minded George seems to be the opposite of Curious George.
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Psychodelic @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
Now this is my kinda brainrot; nostalgic
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Viking_Hippie @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1.0yr
I was in a band called Nostalgic Brainrot in the mid 80s (which is the entire decade).
We only played covers of the worst disco songs we could find. We were not very successful, or even widely tolerated.
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Letstakealook @lemm.ee - 1.0yr
The way people who've never used drugs describe drug use is always funny. "Chainsmoking PURE weed" 😂
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krimsonbun - 1.0yr
bro's gatekeeping harmful substances
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Letstakealook @lemm.ee - 1.0yr
Not at all. Why pretend to use "harmful substances."
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0ops @lemm.ee - 1.0yr
It's so weird looking at a photo of a president capable of popping a squat. We haven't had one of those in awhile
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Sabata - 1.0yr
I'm worried about Trump falling down 5 steps, shattering like a cup, and starting a civil war over the conspiracy theories.
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Bakkoda - 1.0yr
What? Obama was fit as hell
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0ops @lemm.ee - 1.0yr
Agreed, but he hasn't been in office for almost a decade
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Bakkoda - 1.0yr
That just means I'm old. Fuck lol
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nifty - 1.0yr
I think it was actually Bowie’s death which changed the timeline, and preventing Harambe’s was our last chance to revert it back.
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somegeek @programming.dev - 1.0yr
I think he's the father of harambe
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Quadhammer @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
Harambe is a time traveling alien sent back in time to stop the assassination of jfk but the lizard people stopped him first and imprisoned him in that zoo. You do the math
KingThrillgore in 196
I'm shook to my rule
So maybe Al Gore would have made the timeline different.
...you don't say?
Yes, but only because of the gorilla. No other significant difference in policy.
Which policy though?
He did support invading Iraq, he certainly would have invaded Afghanistan. He would have been coup'd by his own party if he actually threatened the fossil fuel industry.
Gorilla policy
“no other significant policy” ≈ would do all the same things, except Gorilla.
shhh, be quieter when you talk to the gorilla. they're sensitive creatures
He opposed the war in Iraq
Gore supported the first war in Iraq, and bombing Yugoslavia. Why do you think he would have been any different RE gorillas or imperialism?
So, odds he's Harambe's real dad?
This actually happened. Fuck me, there goes my good night sleep.
Curious George.
And she's obviously begging him to stop what's happening to poor Harambe
Nevertheless, poor minded George wasn't able to comprehend, what he was asked for....
Poor minded George seems to be the opposite of Curious George.
Now this is my kinda brainrot; nostalgic
I was in a band called Nostalgic Brainrot in the mid 80s (which is the entire decade).
We only played covers of the worst disco songs we could find. We were not very successful, or even widely tolerated.
The way people who've never used drugs describe drug use is always funny. "Chainsmoking PURE weed" 😂
bro's gatekeeping harmful substances
Not at all. Why pretend to use "harmful substances."
It's so weird looking at a photo of a president capable of popping a squat. We haven't had one of those in awhile
I'm worried about Trump falling down 5 steps, shattering like a cup, and starting a civil war over the conspiracy theories.
What? Obama was fit as hell
Agreed, but he hasn't been in office for almost a decade
That just means I'm old. Fuck lol
I think it was actually Bowie’s death which changed the timeline, and preventing Harambe’s was our last chance to revert it back.
I think he's the father of harambe
Harambe is a time traveling alien sent back in time to stop the assassination of jfk but the lizard people stopped him first and imprisoned him in that zoo. You do the math