also /c/science_memes@mander.xyz works but c/science_memes@mander.xyz doesn't
they should change that imo
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Sibbo - 1.0yr
How do snails even reproduce?
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Track_Shovel - 1.0yr
They harpoon their dicks into the other snail. Look it up lol.
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shapesandstuff @feddit.org - 1.0yr
its like calcified nut-spears right?
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Zagorath - 1.0yr
Traumatic insemination
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daniskarma @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 1.0yr
They have long mating rituals. Once they are aroused genitals come out of their face/neck and couple together.
Then they stay like that for hours, like many hours, you cannot separate them because their genitals are so deep inside their body that you'll may kill them.
After that they part ways like nothing.
Source: I have pet snails and have watched them having sex several times. To my defense I also let them watch when I have sex.
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psychOdelic she/her - 1.0yr
they impregnate themselv i think
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jabathekek @sopuli.xyz - 1.0yr
self-harming gets you preganananntet
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Hadriscus @lemm.ee - 1.0yr
pregante ! 🇮🇹
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samus12345 @lemm.ee - 1.0yr
That's his fault for not retracting his head before pooping! This poor guy doesn't have the option:
As a snail pet owner I confirm that the little fuckers shit on their face all the time. They are unbothered by it apparently.
They also shit a lot. Like really a lot. Much more than you think for such a little creature.
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Agent641 @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
Just wipe it off with your - oh, right...
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TotallynotJessica @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
This is funny, but it would probably be nsfw
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Comrade Spood - 1.0yr
Why, you jacking off to a snail shitting itself or something?
Edit:
"Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW."
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Psythik @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
"NSFW" simply means anything you wouldn't want your boss to see over your shoulder if they so happened to walk by. It doesn't have to be pornographic.
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Comrade Spood - 1.0yr
Then almost everything on Lemmy should be NSFW cause you shouldn't be on your social media at work. Quit taking definitions like they're gospel and use it the way people actually mean it. NSFW is pretty much reserved for porn, extreme violence, or disturbing imagery (like gore).
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TotallynotJessica @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
A crude drawing of a human faced snail shitting on its own head is disturbing. I've seen fucked up shit, and while it's not too extreme in the grand scheme of things, fecal stuff can be particularly upsetting to many people.
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Comrade Spood - 1.0yr
I've seen children's shows with material more disturbing than this. If this triggers you, seek therapy.
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chloroken @lemmy.ml - 1.0yr
Are you roleplaying as an idiot, or do you really believe that workplaces around the world would tolerate shit like this?
Rhetorical question btw. We know you aren't roleplaying.
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Comrade Spood - 1.0yr
You think workplaces would tolerate you being on social media at all?
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TotallynotJessica @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
Tbf, some children's shows are disturbing af. At the same time, I'm just not good with poo. I'll watch irl gore like it's nothing, but feel sick when I see fecal play. "2 girls, 1 cup" didn't become infamous for simply being lewd.
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Comrade Spood - 1.0yr
Drawings of poop and actual poop in a pornographic video are two different things. I am sorry you are affected by feces so severely. But also people can get triggered by a lot of things. Vomit for example. And yet shit and vomit are commonly used as gags in childrens cartoons.
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ayyy @sh.itjust.works - 1.0yr
How?
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TotallynotJessica @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
Fecal stuff is gross? I don't know how this isn't common knowledge, but shit on a face is nsfw.
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ayyy @sh.itjust.works - 1.0yr
Thats…not what NSFW means. NSFW means “if my boss saw this on my screen from across the room, I would be immediately fired.”
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TotallynotJessica @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
Many bosses would react similarly to this shitty drawing as a lewd drawing. Seeing this on a coworker's screen would certainly make me uncomfortable.
Track_Shovel in 196
Snail rule
Proof that the snails on my citrus seedlings are shitheads.
Where am I? c/science_memes?
!science_memes@mander.xyz
also /c/science_memes@mander.xyz works but c/science_memes@mander.xyz doesn't
they should change that imo
How do snails even reproduce?
They harpoon their dicks into the other snail. Look it up lol.
its like calcified nut-spears right?
Traumatic insemination
They have long mating rituals. Once they are aroused genitals come out of their face/neck and couple together.
Then they stay like that for hours, like many hours, you cannot separate them because their genitals are so deep inside their body that you'll may kill them.
After that they part ways like nothing.
Source: I have pet snails and have watched them having sex several times. To my defense I also let them watch when I have sex.
they impregnate themselv i think
self-harming gets you preganananntet
pregante ! 🇮🇹
That's his fault for not retracting his head before pooping! This poor guy doesn't have the option:
https://vgcats.com/comics/images/060619.jpg
As a snail pet owner I confirm that the little fuckers shit on their face all the time. They are unbothered by it apparently.
They also shit a lot. Like really a lot. Much more than you think for such a little creature.
Just wipe it off with your - oh, right...
This is funny, but it would probably be nsfw
Why, you jacking off to a snail shitting itself or something?
Edit: "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW."
"NSFW" simply means anything you wouldn't want your boss to see over your shoulder if they so happened to walk by. It doesn't have to be pornographic.
Then almost everything on Lemmy should be NSFW cause you shouldn't be on your social media at work. Quit taking definitions like they're gospel and use it the way people actually mean it. NSFW is pretty much reserved for porn, extreme violence, or disturbing imagery (like gore).
A crude drawing of a human faced snail shitting on its own head is disturbing. I've seen fucked up shit, and while it's not too extreme in the grand scheme of things, fecal stuff can be particularly upsetting to many people.
I've seen children's shows with material more disturbing than this. If this triggers you, seek therapy.
Are you roleplaying as an idiot, or do you really believe that workplaces around the world would tolerate shit like this?
Rhetorical question btw. We know you aren't roleplaying.
You think workplaces would tolerate you being on social media at all?
Tbf, some children's shows are disturbing af. At the same time, I'm just not good with poo. I'll watch irl gore like it's nothing, but feel sick when I see fecal play. "2 girls, 1 cup" didn't become infamous for simply being lewd.
Drawings of poop and actual poop in a pornographic video are two different things. I am sorry you are affected by feces so severely. But also people can get triggered by a lot of things. Vomit for example. And yet shit and vomit are commonly used as gags in childrens cartoons.
How?
Fecal stuff is gross? I don't know how this isn't common knowledge, but shit on a face is nsfw.
Thats…not what NSFW means. NSFW means “if my boss saw this on my screen from across the room, I would be immediately fired.”
Many bosses would react similarly to this shitty drawing as a lewd drawing. Seeing this on a coworker's screen would certainly make me uncomfortable.