This might be the first guy to ever get a million different alibis from complete strangers.
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Chronographs - 1.1yr
Lol I’ve actually been to this game store many times
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Mandarbmax @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
Is Luigi as kind and handsome as he appears?
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Chronographs - 1.1yr
He’s actually kinder and handsomer
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sbv @sh.itjust.works - 1.1yr
Everyone who goes there says he is.
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assassinatedbyCIA @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
I’m convinced. I have reasonable doubts that the police got the right guy. The jury should find the same.
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Tar_Alcaran - 1.0yr
And even if not, they should find him innocent anyway. A way to... nullify using a jury. And they should never talk about this ever.
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assassinatedbyCIA @lemmy.world - 1.0yr
Now I would never advocate for jury nullification because it’s illegal. Even though if you did do jury nullification there would be no way to punish you and Luigi would go free with the state having no ability to charge him again for the same crime. I would never say that if you are aware of jury nullification to not bring it up when they are selecting witnesses and, I certainly wouldn’t say that once you get on the jury you should not explicitly mention jury nullification but instead protest the fact that you have reasonable doubts and encourage others to also have reasonable doubts because of the aforementioned jury nullification being illegal. I would definitely not do any of that.
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Tar_Alcaran - 1.0yr
Username is ominous. Im glad you'd never do such a thing.
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This might be the first guy to ever get a million different alibis from complete strangers.
Lol I’ve actually been to this game store many times
Is Luigi as kind and handsome as he appears?
He’s actually kinder and handsomer
Everyone who goes there says he is.
I’m convinced. I have reasonable doubts that the police got the right guy. The jury should find the same.
And even if not, they should find him innocent anyway. A way to... nullify using a jury. And they should never talk about this ever.
Now I would never advocate for jury nullification because it’s illegal. Even though if you did do jury nullification there would be no way to punish you and Luigi would go free with the state having no ability to charge him again for the same crime. I would never say that if you are aware of jury nullification to not bring it up when they are selecting witnesses and, I certainly wouldn’t say that once you get on the jury you should not explicitly mention jury nullification but instead protest the fact that you have reasonable doubts and encourage others to also have reasonable doubts because of the aforementioned jury nullification being illegal. I would definitely not do any of that.
Username is ominous. Im glad you'd never do such a thing.
Holy shit it's real
I wish I could buy a game from this shop.
I believe it.