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CEOs ruling strategic innovation

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DogPeePoo @lemm.ee - 1.1yr

He pussied out on fighting Zuckerberg, too. His actual mommy had to intervene. Soy boy Elmo.

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captainlezbian @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

I wouldn't call him confident enough to eat soy in public

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GenosseFlosse @feddit.org - 1.1yr

"hey, want to see where daddy works, disposable meat shield number 9?"

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TheReturnOfPEB @reddthat.com - 1.1yr

one of my favorite PDK books

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Echolynx @lemmy.zip - 1.1yr

Which PKD book is that from?

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Kit - 1.1yr

Is this real? This is some cartoon villain shit.

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Nightwatch Admin - 1.1yr

It’s real, check his Twitter feed. Also, why worry? He’s got plenty more where that came from. /s

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prole - 1.1yr

This guy could not be less funny, Jesus Christ.

doge and minidoge

kill me

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MelodiousFunk @slrpnk.net - 1.1yr

kill me

They're trying.

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vaultdweller013 @sh.itjust.works - 1.1yr

These people make me question if I truly want to make the lives of as many people as good as possible, or if I want to commit Genocide on them in particular.

Seriously these people are so fucking stupid and insipid, the fuck are we supposed to do with them? Because im only coming up with lobotomy and forcing them to survive Death Valley in peak summer.

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AnActOfCreation @programming.dev - 1.1yr

Is xcancel a revival of nitter? I thought they couldn't work around the new API limitations.

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Echolynx @lemmy.zip - 1.1yr

Nitter has worked for me on some instances recently, like poast.org.

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GenosseFlosse @feddit.org - 1.1yr

Lol, every second reply is some kind of crypto scam!

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Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de - 1.1yr

only every second? looks like literally every single reply is a scam to me!

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Slovene @feddit.nl - 1.1yr

🤢🤮

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Saleh @feddit.org - 1.1yr

I just had this sent by a friend and found it funny. But for the Healthcare CEO killed media and corpos love to play the "family father" angle.

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gen/Eric Computers - 1.1yr

I also had to wonder if it's real. Since when has Elon ever been a father to any of his kids? I find it hard to believe that he would ever appear in a picture with his children.

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Draces @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Wait. Are we sure it's his kid?

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jaybone @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

I figured this has to be AI because of the women’s bathroom sign behind them. If that’s not irony then I don’t know what is anymore.

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9point6 @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

I wonder if he's trying to speedrun this kid hating him. Not going to be a nice day when the kid realises daddy used him as an emergency bullet sponge

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captainlezbian @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

His ex daughter has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

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prole - 1.1yr

I fucking hate this dude so much. I hate that he make me feel so much hate for him.

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand - 1.1yr

It's important to have a maximum hate level calibrated to within the tolerances of sanity. If you don't have a set definition for 100% animosity level clearly defined in your mind, you can kind of wreck yourself.

I try to have 100% animosity defined as "I am not going to John Wick this guy, but they're no longer part of the social contract that keeps me from thinking that would be fine if it happened".

Hating anyone harder than that will only harm me.

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vaultdweller013 @sh.itjust.works - 1.1yr

Yeah one must understand how much hate they can handle. My hatred level sits comfortably at Warhammer Fantasy Dwarf Slayer levels.

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand - 1.1yr

Having read Felix and Gotrek books, I expect to hear of your exploits soon on my favourite comedy true crime podcast.

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vaultdweller013 @sh.itjust.works - 1.1yr

I said my anger was like that of a Slayer, but I am far too meticulous also broke. I also live in the middle of fucken nowhere SoCal, I am impotent with mine rage.

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand - 1.1yr

It really is like drinking poison and hoping the other guy dies. You don't deserve the stress.

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vaultdweller013 @sh.itjust.works - 1.1yr

Trust me it aint nothing like that, plus I have far far closer groups to hate. Like the fucking Seventh day Adventists, fucking cultists have been a pain in my family's side for generations.

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Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de - 1.1yr

i don't hate, i have a book of grudges

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raspberriesareyummy @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Good approach. I don't hate people, I respect that something in their developmental process must have seriously damaged their brains for them to become as messed up as they ended up being. I mean - my definition of normal people is that they do not give a shit about money beyond "having enough to comfortably live their lives in good health", and that they would share even what little they have if they see someone suffer. You must be brain-damaged / developmentally damaged in order to suppress empathy on a daily basis, or not even feel it at all.

At worst, I despise people for what they are / the decisions they make.

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand - 1.1yr

That's pretty objective. Very correct, and nothing I can dispute. Sadly that approach is incompatible with my brain damage.

Jokes aside, you're gonna end up hating some people (perhaps temporarily) even if you take into account the rich tapestry of life and the fragility of human wisdom. It's just human nature.

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raspberriesareyummy @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Just to be clear, my "You must be brain-damaged" was a generic "you", as in "one must be", not directed at you :)

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand - 1.1yr

No mistake, just being funny

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snekerpimp @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

He grips him by the legs so he’s easier to swing around and throw at attackers

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frunch @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Strategically weaponized toddler

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WhatYouNeed @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Swing like a baseball bat.

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ByteOnBikes @slrpnk.net - 1.1yr

Came to share this. Glad you already did. Thank you.

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Hathaway @lemmy.zip - 1.1yr

How do these series of events unfold? Am intrigued by whatever I’m seeing.

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WhatYouNeed @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

User name checks out.

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Diplomjodler - 1.1yr

Next he'll walk about in a robot suit with children strapped to the outside all around. Finally we know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

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vzq @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

As much as I like the image, we already know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

He’s got a huge impreg fetish and zero self control.

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100_kg_90_de_belin - 1.1yr

Because he's a Nazi and wants to improve the gene pool

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Souroak @lemmy.sdf.org - 1.1yr

Alimony Tony over here can afford it. He can throw a stupid amount of money at any woman he knocks up and then whine publicly when she starts dating a new person.

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tombruzzo @lemm.ee - 1.1yr

This is why The Adjuster went for the leg shot first

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EvilZ @thelemmy.club - 1.1yr

What is sad is that such a child will grow up in that same culture and way of thinking ...

This is the problem, such individuals will delight in pushing their agenda on kids...

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Duamerthrax @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

He's not terrible good at instilling his beliefs in his children. That's already been tested. One day that kid will remember the one time he actually saw his dad and be horrified when he realizes why he was riding on his father's shoulders.

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rational_lib @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

He tweets 60+ times a day so he has no time for teaching his kids.

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EvilZ @thelemmy.club - 1.1yr

Yup so yet again they will make sure he grows up to be as greedy and selfish as he is...

The idea that strangers raise your kids 24/7....

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weeeeum @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

It must be soulcrushing for the kid to grow up and realize his dad only started spending more time with him to use him as a meat shield.

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BigPotato @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

He thinks to himself "Yes, someone willing to kill me would certainly not shoot me in the head if my child was near there," not thinking about the fact that many vital organs are below the child.

Kid might get hurt in the fall but to make an omelet and all that.

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zeezee @slrpnk.net - 1.1yr

If you think he's carrying his child as a meat shield but doesn't have a bulletproof vest on you're sorely mistaken - still I'm sure the kid has to go to school or the bathroom at some point..

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Nexy - 1.1yr

Eh, killing a CEO and making a real life batman??? This sounds crazy rad

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Iheartcheese @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

is this real? the timing? or just an old pic?

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cloud_herder @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Can’t be old, Vivek’s there?

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sag - 1.1yr

My dad don't exploit poor people to fullfill our wish. He is World's best dad.

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Agent641 @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Still would

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Nunar @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Ooh! Trump should do this several times...

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