Aw man, I love how you just said "extended cut". It took me a looooong time to realize it's a parody.
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state_electrician @discuss.tchncs.de - 1.1yr
Is it, though?
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bestelbus22 @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
I love the implication that there is no "real coffee" in west Africa, despite it being in the coffee belt (in contrast to the USA)
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Hadriscus @lemm.ee - 1.1yr
fucking hilarious
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ForeverComical - 1.1yr
I recommend the cj the x video on it.
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tfw_no_toiletpaper @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
Based CJ the X enjoyer
I love their videos, insanely chaotic and just all around a brain massage
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BreadOven @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
I knew this would be here before I got a chance.
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ceenote @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
I don't think I've ever called my brother "bro". I call my friends "bro" all the time.
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Psychodelic @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
Idk, I definitely call both my brothers bro, but I'm also 10 yrs younger than one and 21 yrs older than the other. They're also both half-bros tho, so maybe that's it
I've also used brochacho here and there since learning it
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robocall @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
I’m also 10 yrs younger than one and 21 yrs older than the other
Did your mom start real young and IVF the last one or did your dad bang younger women?
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Psychodelic @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
My mom had my bro at 20, and me at 30. My dad had me at 30 and my lil bro at 52. Dude's crazy lol
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Enkrod - 1.1yr
They said Half-Bros, so likely just dad still got swimmers
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TotallynotJessica @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
Imma find some way to use this
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_____ @lemm.ee - 1.1yr
my siblings and I call each other then most derogatory nicknames we for each other since we used to argue and fight a lot growing up unless shit is serious. then it's "hey (actual name)"
my home life wasn't super stable so I wonder how many families have this kind of sibling relationship
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morrowind @lemmy.ml - 1.1yr
Same except my home life was fairly stable.
Although I guess our nicknames, while certainly insulting, aren't too derogatory
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funkless_eck @sh.itjust.works - 1.1yr
I just call my brother by his (shortened) name to his face, or his full name to my parents. And "my brother" when referring to him anywhere else.
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PugJesus @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
Luckily, though an only child, I had plenty of friends with siblings and I quickly caught on to that 'sis' or 'bro' was never used in anything except the most facetious fashion.
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nifty - 1.1yr
We just called each other cunts
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Da Bald Eagul - 1.1yr
Found the Aussie
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Brave Little Hitachi Wand - 1.1yr
Maybe we should just stay bad at writing siblings. Let them keep this one, as a treat.
I just use my sibling's first name most of the time.
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Xanthrax - 1.1yr
Same, but every year, they get a shorter and a longer nickname.
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dankm @lemmy.ca - 1.1yr
My sister started calling me "little brother" about the time I got taller than her. Before that we were just using first names.
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festnt @sh.itjust.works - 1.1yr
me too
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garbagebagel @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
Oh I literally almost never use my sister's name. Like not when I'm talking to her and also even if I'm talking to other people I'll just say my sister. Sometimes I say my big sister which confuses people because I only have one.
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bulwark @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
It's called exposition. How else are lazy writers supposed to explain the relationship?
Yeah the primarchs do it, and it's kinda weird. But they are inhuman monsters that have to serve as generals and politicians, so I forgive them.
When space Marines do it the it's kinda like how priests refer to each other as brother, but also battle brother is a rank.
I think it is also there to make things seem more theatric/dramatic. Like just how many books start with a dramatis personae? We're not reading about people, we're reading about characters in a space opera. No matter how you look at it, it's still pretty silly.
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UndercoverUlrikHD @programming.dev - 1.1yr
The oat pig videos keep living rent free in my head anytime I hear a space marine/primarch call someone brother.
Hail, Honorable Battle Brother! Holy Terra calls for the aid of our chapter!
(I actually know very little about WH40K beyond what one can learn from AlfaBusa in TTS)
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AlataOrange - 1.1yr
7 out of 8, if you didn't say you weren't in the larger 40k community I would have thought that you were.
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CriticalMiss @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
Me and my sister call each other “trash” (sounds better in our language). We constantly make jokes about the other being trash (I.e “I gotta take the trash out” with a subsequent “why do you need to go out?”) etc.
We’re in our 20s
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lightnsfw @reddthat.com - 1.1yr
Me and my brother call each other trash in English.
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jabathekek @sopuli.xyz - 1.1yr
"Sup, bitch."
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frickineh @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
I was partial to, "Hey, fucko."
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Godnroc @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
Weird. I greet mine like Mufasa on the edge of the cliff. "BROTHER!"
I have yet to be thrown to my doom.
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Whats_your_reasoning @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
My brother and I greet each other by straight-up shouting each other's names. Sometimes we go back and forth in increasingly-angry tones, before finally ending with a sweet and gentle, "... hi."
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ChicoSuave @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
My family has fully adopted the Buster Bluth, "Hey brother", "hey sister", "hey cousin".
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lime! - 1.1yr
complete with massage?
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nonfuinoncuro @lemm.ee - 1.1yr
you can always tell a Milford man
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Onionguy @lemm.ee - 1.1yr
My bro used to call me shitpants (in German) and I callt my cousin lovingly "little shitpants"
Also been called clevershit a lot by my siblings (which was fair ig.) But when things got tough they had my back.
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cliffracerflyyy @lemm.ee - 1.1yr
Pantshitter, mein Froind. Nix shit pants. Klugscheißer ist aber auch hübsch.
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VinnyDaCat @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
All my siblings are way older than me(only lived with one for 4 years), and every one of them besides my sister has greeted me as little shit at some point.
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Agent641 @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
My older brother and I never greeted each other except with nonverbal communication, IE hitting each other.
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cliffracerflyyy @lemm.ee - 1.1yr
Oh Mein Bruder
Ah, Kwiatz
Doctor?
Those, all the time.
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puppycat (she/her) - 1.1yr
i have a lot of siblings, and the only time ive ever called any of them "sis" or "bro" is when my older step brother and i make fun of the "step bro" memes
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Mac @mander.xyz - 1.1yr
make fun of
Uh huh. 🧐
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NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ - 1.1yr
My brother always says "hey little sister" to me though...
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cheers_queers - 1.1yr
that's kinda sweet
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Slovene @feddit.nl - 1.1yr
Unless if they're actually a brother.
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Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de - 1.1yr
maybe they're just very supportive
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taiyang @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
Since we're taking a poll in these comments, my go tos for my brother are "Hey Brotato" and "Hey Broseph", while my sister gets called her shortened first name (which she doesn't even go by, and hates, haha). Only time she gets sis is if I'm feeling silly and yell "Oi Sis!!!" with a vague cockney or pirate accent for some reason.
"Oh dearest sister" is for when you want something. "Hey" is the standard greeting.
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5in1k @lemm.ee - 1.1yr
My sisters say hey sis to eachother. I’ll ask em if it’s making fun of this or if it’s real next time I see them.
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beveradb @lemm.ee - 1.1yr
I guess they learned it from porn
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robocall @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
We need to know if they learned this from watching porn together... Or making porn together
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lars @lemmy.sdf.org - 1.1yr
First one, then the other. Their Patreon gets a huge bump every time they do it.
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AVincentInSpace @pawb.social - 1.1yr
bold of you to assume the conversations i have with my siblings include coherent words of any kind
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Ashen44 - 1.1yr
I just say "sister dearest". In every situation.
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robocall @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
Stop calling me sister
6
RachelRodent - 1.1yr
okay sister dearest
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KryptoSynth - 1.1yr
Richard, honey, I'm your wife
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Omega - 1.1yr
in Turkish it actually isn't far too uncommon to call your little brother 'son' (oğlum) haha
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RachelRodent - 1.1yr
or your friends (merabaa!)
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dovahking @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
Hey fuckface! I'll have your oats now.
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robocall @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
I like my oats with maple syrup and marshmallows on top 😋
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IndustryStandard @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
Hello friend
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josephmbasile @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
Hello to you as well my friend.
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Slovene @feddit.nl - 1.1yr
Hello friendos.
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argarath @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
I have two sisters and I've called them "sis (insert sister name)" since so young that when I was about 4 someone asked my sister's name and I said "sis Karol" as if sis was part of her name lol. Only one note, I said "mana" instead of sis, I translated it to sis here because it is pretty much the same meaning in all ways
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Hadriscus @lemm.ee - 1.1yr
What's the language ?
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Notyou @sopuli.xyz - 1.1yr
Mana might be short for hermana since she said sis instead of sister. Maybe Spanish.
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argarath @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
Almost! It's Portuguese, Brazilian Portuguese more specifically!
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argarath @lemmy.world - 1.1yr
Portuguese, Brazilian Portuguese more specifically
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Hadriscus @lemm.ee - 1.1yr
ah, right, ok
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Sternburgexport @feddit.org - 1.1yr
Whaddup you sonofabitch?!
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isolatedscotch @discuss.tchncs.de - 1.1yr
self report
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Jojo, Lady of the West - 1.1yr
I pretty much always answer phone calls from my other (also adult) siblings by saying "Heya sister/brother"
nifty in 196
Rule what you know
Me, calling my sister:
"Hey."
No response
"HEY!"
No response
"HEY, DICKLIPS!"
"What?"
Eww
If you don't call your sibling a slut at some point they're barely real family.
TIL I have no family :(
Call your sibling a slut today, to show them you love them, smh.
"You're my present this year"
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/511dfbdf-0f23-4a07-a3c0-9924f89cfdc3.jpeg
https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/0c045aa9-179f-443a-ae7d-378f6ccfc676.jpeg
Is this an incest joke?
There is a Folgers ad that is written by people who do not have siblings, and performed by actors who want to fuck each other.
Imagine being their significant others watching that ad.
Fun Fact: Coffee brother got a part on Castle Rock where he bangs his adopted sister.
Ad in question
Extended Cut
Aw man, I love how you just said "extended cut". It took me a looooong time to realize it's a parody.
Is it, though?
I love the implication that there is no "real coffee" in west Africa, despite it being in the coffee belt (in contrast to the USA)
fucking hilarious
I recommend the cj the x video on it.
Based CJ the X enjoyer
I love their videos, insanely chaotic and just all around a brain massage
I knew this would be here before I got a chance.
I don't think I've ever called my brother "bro". I call my friends "bro" all the time.
Idk, I definitely call both my brothers bro, but I'm also 10 yrs younger than one and 21 yrs older than the other. They're also both half-bros tho, so maybe that's it
I've also used brochacho here and there since learning it
Did your mom start real young and IVF the last one or did your dad bang younger women?
My mom had my bro at 20, and me at 30. My dad had me at 30 and my lil bro at 52. Dude's crazy lol
They said Half-Bros, so likely just dad still got swimmers
Imma find some way to use this
my siblings and I call each other then most derogatory nicknames we for each other since we used to argue and fight a lot growing up unless shit is serious. then it's "hey (actual name)"
my home life wasn't super stable so I wonder how many families have this kind of sibling relationship
Same except my home life was fairly stable.
Although I guess our nicknames, while certainly insulting, aren't too derogatory
I just call my brother by his (shortened) name to his face, or his full name to my parents. And "my brother" when referring to him anywhere else.
Luckily, though an only child, I had plenty of friends with siblings and I quickly caught on to that 'sis' or 'bro' was never used in anything except the most facetious fashion.
We just called each other cunts
Found the Aussie
Maybe we should just stay bad at writing siblings. Let them keep this one, as a treat.
How do you call your cousins?
"[Name]"
Japanese translators have entered the chat.
"Notice me, person-who-is-my-senior-in-whatever-situation-I-met-them!"
Hey Nissan
honk honk?
All according to keikaku
All according to cake
It's such a stupid meme, I love it.
I know nothing of which you speak of
なに!?
I just use my sibling's first name most of the time.
Same, but every year, they get a shorter and a longer nickname.
My sister started calling me "little brother" about the time I got taller than her. Before that we were just using first names.
me too
Oh I literally almost never use my sister's name. Like not when I'm talking to her and also even if I'm talking to other people I'll just say my sister. Sometimes I say my big sister which confuses people because I only have one.
It's called exposition. How else are lazy writers supposed to explain the relationship?
Hey that's me, but you already know
And then you got warhammer 40k writers
https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/63ad9d42-3cf4-4ed9-b338-0f88d5853eb5.jpeg
Yeah the primarchs do it, and it's kinda weird. But they are inhuman monsters that have to serve as generals and politicians, so I forgive them.
When space Marines do it the it's kinda like how priests refer to each other as brother, but also battle brother is a rank.
I think it is also there to make things seem more theatric/dramatic. Like just how many books start with a dramatis personae? We're not reading about people, we're reading about characters in a space opera. No matter how you look at it, it's still pretty silly.
The oat pig videos keep living rent free in my head anytime I hear a space marine/primarch call someone brother.
Link 1 Link 2
It's gone full circle and there's a 40k version:
link
Hail, Honorable Battle Brother! Holy Terra calls for the aid of our chapter!
(I actually know very little about WH40K beyond what one can learn from AlfaBusa in TTS)
7 out of 8, if you didn't say you weren't in the larger 40k community I would have thought that you were.
Me and my sister call each other “trash” (sounds better in our language). We constantly make jokes about the other being trash (I.e “I gotta take the trash out” with a subsequent “why do you need to go out?”) etc.
We’re in our 20s
Me and my brother call each other trash in English.
"Sup, bitch."
I was partial to, "Hey, fucko."
Weird. I greet mine like Mufasa on the edge of the cliff. "BROTHER!"
I have yet to be thrown to my doom.
My brother and I greet each other by straight-up shouting each other's names. Sometimes we go back and forth in increasingly-angry tones, before finally ending with a sweet and gentle, "... hi."
My family has fully adopted the Buster Bluth, "Hey brother", "hey sister", "hey cousin".
complete with massage?
you can always tell a Milford man
My bro used to call me shitpants (in German) and I callt my cousin lovingly "little shitpants" Also been called clevershit a lot by my siblings (which was fair ig.) But when things got tough they had my back.
Pantshitter, mein Froind. Nix shit pants. Klugscheißer ist aber auch hübsch.
All my siblings are way older than me(only lived with one for 4 years), and every one of them besides my sister has greeted me as little shit at some point.
My older brother and I never greeted each other except with nonverbal communication, IE hitting each other.
Oh Mein Bruder
Ah, Kwiatz
Doctor?
Those, all the time.
i have a lot of siblings, and the only time ive ever called any of them "sis" or "bro" is when my older step brother and i make fun of the "step bro" memes
Uh huh. 🧐
My brother always says "hey little sister" to me though...
that's kinda sweet
Unless if they're actually a brother.
maybe they're just very supportive
Since we're taking a poll in these comments, my go tos for my brother are "Hey Brotato" and "Hey Broseph", while my sister gets called her shortened first name (which she doesn't even go by, and hates, haha). Only time she gets sis is if I'm feeling silly and yell "Oi Sis!!!" with a vague cockney or pirate accent for some reason.
I like brotato. Never heard that one before.
Be amazed:
https://brotato.wiki.spellsandguns.com/
I call both of my siblings shitass (or poopbutt when their kids are around) because my dudes guess what they do with their asses
Have you seen Reservation Dogs?
First time one of them said shitass my family just looked at me as I went
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5eac9243-65de-4f34-a312-ae9a5d5c7d7c.jpeg
hey shitass wanna see me speedrun?
"Oh dearest sister" is for when you want something. "Hey" is the standard greeting.
My sisters say hey sis to eachother. I’ll ask em if it’s making fun of this or if it’s real next time I see them.
I guess they learned it from porn
We need to know if they learned this from watching porn together... Or making porn together
First one, then the other. Their Patreon gets a huge bump every time they do it.
bold of you to assume the conversations i have with my siblings include coherent words of any kind
I just say "sister dearest". In every situation.
Stop calling me sister
okay sister dearest
Richard, honey, I'm your wife
in Turkish it actually isn't far too uncommon to call your little brother 'son' (oğlum) haha
or your friends (merabaa!)
Hey fuckface! I'll have your oats now.
I like my oats with maple syrup and marshmallows on top 😋
Hello friend
Hello to you as well my friend.
Hello friendos.
I have two sisters and I've called them "sis (insert sister name)" since so young that when I was about 4 someone asked my sister's name and I said "sis Karol" as if sis was part of her name lol. Only one note, I said "mana" instead of sis, I translated it to sis here because it is pretty much the same meaning in all ways
What's the language ?
Mana might be short for hermana since she said sis instead of sister. Maybe Spanish.
Almost! It's Portuguese, Brazilian Portuguese more specifically!
Portuguese, Brazilian Portuguese more specifically
ah, right, ok
Whaddup you sonofabitch?!
self report
I pretty much always answer phone calls from my other (also adult) siblings by saying "Heya sister/brother"
Good to know!