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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 - 1.1yr

Me, calling my sister:

"Hey."

No response

"HEY!"

No response

"HEY, DICKLIPS!"

"What?"

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robocall @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Eww

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DragonTypeWyvern @midwest.social - 1.1yr

If you don't call your sibling a slut at some point they're barely real family.

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dankm @lemmy.ca - 1.1yr

TIL I have no family :(

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DragonTypeWyvern @midwest.social - 1.1yr

Call your sibling a slut today, to show them you love them, smh.

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robocall @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Is this an incest joke?

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flicker - 1.1yr

There is a Folgers ad that is written by people who do not have siblings, and performed by actors who want to fuck each other.

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DragonTypeWyvern @midwest.social - 1.1yr

Imagine being their significant others watching that ad.

Fun Fact: Coffee brother got a part on Castle Rock where he bangs his adopted sister.

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MinFapper @startrek.website - 1.1yr

Aw man, I love how you just said "extended cut". It took me a looooong time to realize it's a parody.

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state_electrician @discuss.tchncs.de - 1.1yr

Is it, though?

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bestelbus22 @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

I love the implication that there is no "real coffee" in west Africa, despite it being in the coffee belt (in contrast to the USA)

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Hadriscus @lemm.ee - 1.1yr

fucking hilarious

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ForeverComical - 1.1yr

I recommend the cj the x video on it.

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tfw_no_toiletpaper @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Based CJ the X enjoyer

I love their videos, insanely chaotic and just all around a brain massage

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BreadOven @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

I knew this would be here before I got a chance.

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ceenote @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

I don't think I've ever called my brother "bro". I call my friends "bro" all the time.

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Psychodelic @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Idk, I definitely call both my brothers bro, but I'm also 10 yrs younger than one and 21 yrs older than the other. They're also both half-bros tho, so maybe that's it

I've also used brochacho here and there since learning it

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robocall @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

I’m also 10 yrs younger than one and 21 yrs older than the other

Did your mom start real young and IVF the last one or did your dad bang younger women?

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Psychodelic @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

My mom had my bro at 20, and me at 30. My dad had me at 30 and my lil bro at 52. Dude's crazy lol

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Enkrod - 1.1yr

They said Half-Bros, so likely just dad still got swimmers

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TotallynotJessica @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Imma find some way to use this

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_____ @lemm.ee - 1.1yr

my siblings and I call each other then most derogatory nicknames we for each other since we used to argue and fight a lot growing up unless shit is serious. then it's "hey (actual name)"

my home life wasn't super stable so I wonder how many families have this kind of sibling relationship

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morrowind @lemmy.ml - 1.1yr

Same except my home life was fairly stable.

Although I guess our nicknames, while certainly insulting, aren't too derogatory

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funkless_eck @sh.itjust.works - 1.1yr

I just call my brother by his (shortened) name to his face, or his full name to my parents. And "my brother" when referring to him anywhere else.

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PugJesus @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Luckily, though an only child, I had plenty of friends with siblings and I quickly caught on to that 'sis' or 'bro' was never used in anything except the most facetious fashion.

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nifty - 1.1yr

We just called each other cunts

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Da Bald Eagul - 1.1yr

Found the Aussie

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand - 1.1yr

Maybe we should just stay bad at writing siblings. Let them keep this one, as a treat.

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transMexicanCRTcowfart @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

How do you call your cousins?

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PugJesus @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

"[Name]"

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ShinkanTrain @lemmy.ml - 1.1yr

Japanese translators have entered the chat.

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ALQ - 1.1yr

"Notice me, person-who-is-my-senior-in-whatever-situation-I-met-them!"

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Annoyed_🦀 - 1.1yr

Hey Nissan

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Serenade - 1.1yr

honk honk?

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Maultasche @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

All according to keikaku

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HollowNaught @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

All according to cake

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Randelung @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

It's such a stupid meme, I love it.

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robocall @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

I know nothing of which you speak of

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jabathekek @sopuli.xyz - 1.1yr

なに!?

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N.E.P.T.R - 1.1yr

I just use my sibling's first name most of the time.

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Xanthrax - 1.1yr

Same, but every year, they get a shorter and a longer nickname.

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dankm @lemmy.ca - 1.1yr

My sister started calling me "little brother" about the time I got taller than her. Before that we were just using first names.

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festnt @sh.itjust.works - 1.1yr

me too

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garbagebagel @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Oh I literally almost never use my sister's name. Like not when I'm talking to her and also even if I'm talking to other people I'll just say my sister. Sometimes I say my big sister which confuses people because I only have one.

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bulwark @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

It's called exposition. How else are lazy writers supposed to explain the relationship?

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greedytacothief @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Yeah the primarchs do it, and it's kinda weird. But they are inhuman monsters that have to serve as generals and politicians, so I forgive them.

When space Marines do it the it's kinda like how priests refer to each other as brother, but also battle brother is a rank.

I think it is also there to make things seem more theatric/dramatic. Like just how many books start with a dramatis personae? We're not reading about people, we're reading about characters in a space opera. No matter how you look at it, it's still pretty silly.

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UndercoverUlrikHD @programming.dev - 1.1yr

The oat pig videos keep living rent free in my head anytime I hear a space marine/primarch call someone brother.

Link 1 Link 2

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wraithcoop @programming.dev - 1.1yr

It's gone full circle and there's a 40k version:

link

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AngryCommieKender @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Hail, Honorable Battle Brother! Holy Terra calls for the aid of our chapter!

(I actually know very little about WH40K beyond what one can learn from AlfaBusa in TTS)

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AlataOrange - 1.1yr

7 out of 8, if you didn't say you weren't in the larger 40k community I would have thought that you were.

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CriticalMiss @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Me and my sister call each other “trash” (sounds better in our language). We constantly make jokes about the other being trash (I.e “I gotta take the trash out” with a subsequent “why do you need to go out?”) etc.

We’re in our 20s

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lightnsfw @reddthat.com - 1.1yr

Me and my brother call each other trash in English.

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jabathekek @sopuli.xyz - 1.1yr

"Sup, bitch."

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frickineh @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

I was partial to, "Hey, fucko."

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Godnroc @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Weird. I greet mine like Mufasa on the edge of the cliff. "BROTHER!"

I have yet to be thrown to my doom.

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Whats_your_reasoning @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

My brother and I greet each other by straight-up shouting each other's names. Sometimes we go back and forth in increasingly-angry tones, before finally ending with a sweet and gentle, "... hi."

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ChicoSuave @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

My family has fully adopted the Buster Bluth, "Hey brother", "hey sister", "hey cousin".

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lime! - 1.1yr

complete with massage?

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nonfuinoncuro @lemm.ee - 1.1yr

you can always tell a Milford man

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Onionguy @lemm.ee - 1.1yr

My bro used to call me shitpants (in German) and I callt my cousin lovingly "little shitpants" Also been called clevershit a lot by my siblings (which was fair ig.) But when things got tough they had my back.

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cliffracerflyyy @lemm.ee - 1.1yr

Pantshitter, mein Froind. Nix shit pants. Klugscheißer ist aber auch hübsch.

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VinnyDaCat @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

All my siblings are way older than me(only lived with one for 4 years), and every one of them besides my sister has greeted me as little shit at some point.

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Agent641 @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

My older brother and I never greeted each other except with nonverbal communication, IE hitting each other.

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cliffracerflyyy @lemm.ee - 1.1yr

Oh Mein Bruder

Ah, Kwiatz

Doctor?

Those, all the time.

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puppycat (she/her) - 1.1yr

i have a lot of siblings, and the only time ive ever called any of them "sis" or "bro" is when my older step brother and i make fun of the "step bro" memes

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Mac @mander.xyz - 1.1yr

make fun of

Uh huh. 🧐

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NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ - 1.1yr

My brother always says "hey little sister" to me though...

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cheers_queers - 1.1yr

that's kinda sweet

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Slovene @feddit.nl - 1.1yr

Unless if they're actually a brother.

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Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de - 1.1yr

maybe they're just very supportive

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taiyang @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Since we're taking a poll in these comments, my go tos for my brother are "Hey Brotato" and "Hey Broseph", while my sister gets called her shortened first name (which she doesn't even go by, and hates, haha). Only time she gets sis is if I'm feeling silly and yell "Oi Sis!!!" with a vague cockney or pirate accent for some reason.

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robocall @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

I like brotato. Never heard that one before.

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BeeegScaaawyCripple - 1.1yr

I call both of my siblings shitass (or poopbutt when their kids are around) because my dudes guess what they do with their asses

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🔍🦘🛎 - 1.1yr

Have you seen Reservation Dogs?

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Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de - 1.1yr

hey shitass wanna see me speedrun?

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CranberryJam - 1.1yr

"Oh dearest sister" is for when you want something. "Hey" is the standard greeting.

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5in1k @lemm.ee - 1.1yr

My sisters say hey sis to eachother. I’ll ask em if it’s making fun of this or if it’s real next time I see them.

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beveradb @lemm.ee - 1.1yr

I guess they learned it from porn

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robocall @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

We need to know if they learned this from watching porn together... Or making porn together

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lars @lemmy.sdf.org - 1.1yr

First one, then the other. Their Patreon gets a huge bump every time they do it.

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AVincentInSpace @pawb.social - 1.1yr

bold of you to assume the conversations i have with my siblings include coherent words of any kind

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Ashen44 - 1.1yr

I just say "sister dearest". In every situation.

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robocall @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Stop calling me sister

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RachelRodent - 1.1yr

okay sister dearest

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KryptoSynth - 1.1yr

Richard, honey, I'm your wife

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Omega - 1.1yr

in Turkish it actually isn't far too uncommon to call your little brother 'son' (oğlum) haha

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RachelRodent - 1.1yr

or your friends (merabaa!)

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dovahking @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Hey fuckface! I'll have your oats now.

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robocall @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

I like my oats with maple syrup and marshmallows on top 😋

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IndustryStandard @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Hello friend

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josephmbasile @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Hello to you as well my friend.

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Slovene @feddit.nl - 1.1yr

Hello friendos.

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argarath @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

I have two sisters and I've called them "sis (insert sister name)" since so young that when I was about 4 someone asked my sister's name and I said "sis Karol" as if sis was part of her name lol. Only one note, I said "mana" instead of sis, I translated it to sis here because it is pretty much the same meaning in all ways

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Hadriscus @lemm.ee - 1.1yr

What's the language ?

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Notyou @sopuli.xyz - 1.1yr

Mana might be short for hermana since she said sis instead of sister. Maybe Spanish.

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argarath @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Almost! It's Portuguese, Brazilian Portuguese more specifically!

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argarath @lemmy.world - 1.1yr

Portuguese, Brazilian Portuguese more specifically

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Hadriscus @lemm.ee - 1.1yr

ah, right, ok

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Sternburgexport @feddit.org - 1.1yr

Whaddup you sonofabitch?!

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isolatedscotch @discuss.tchncs.de - 1.1yr

self report

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Jojo, Lady of the West - 1.1yr

I pretty much always answer phone calls from my other (also adult) siblings by saying "Heya sister/brother"

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Nexy - 1.1yr

Good to know!

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