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Hexbear's theory test #1 out of X

In the following quotes, from a list of multiple answers, select who you think from whom and from which book did the following quotes originate from.

Question 1:

"As soon as the land of any country has all become private property, the landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed, and demand a rent."

A) Marx - Kapital

B) Lenin - What is to be Done?

C) Mao - Report on an Investigation of the Peasant Movement in Hunan

D) Adam Smith - Wealth of Nations

Question 2:

"The supersession of the bourgeois state by the proletarian state is impossible without a violent revolution. The abolition of the proletarian state, i.e., of the state in general, is impossible except through the process of “withering away". "

A) Marx & Engels - The Communist Manifesto

B) Lenin - The State and Revolution

C) Stalin - The Foundations of Leninism

D) Mao - On the People's Democratic Dictatorship

Question 3:

"A person who really takes pain to cultivate himself and to be a faithful pupil of the founders of Marxism-Leninism will lay special stress on maintaining the Marxist-Leninist stand and using the Marxist-Leninist viewpoint and method to solve the problems arising in the revolutionary movement lead by the proletariat, as the founders of Marxism-Leninism did. He will give no thought whatsoever to his own position or fame in the Party, nor will he ever claim to be a Marx or a Lenin, nor require nor expect others to have the same high respect for him as for Marx or Lenin, for he does not think he has any right to do so. Yet such a person will enjoy the considered respect and support of the mass of the Party members just because he acts in this way, because he is always honest and loyal, brave and firm, and shows great ability in the revolutionary struggle."

A) Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung

B) Olgin - Why Communism? Plain Talks on Vital Problems

C) Stalin - The Foundations of Leninism

D) Liu - How to Be a Good Communist

Question 4:

"A committee from 42 organisations of starving Petrograd and Moscow workers is complaining about your inefficiency. I demand the maximum effort on your part, an end to a formal attitude to the work and the utmost assistance to the starving workers. In the event of failure, I shall be compelled to arrest the entire staff of your institutions and have them prosecuted. I have given urgent orders to increase the number of locomotives and trucks. You should immediately load the available two trains of 30 trucks each. Telegraph fulfilment."

"You are obliged to receive grain from the peasants day and night. If it is confirmed that you have not been accepting grain after 4 p.m. and compelling the peasants to wait until the morning, you will be shot."

A) Stalin

B) Trotsky

C) Lenin

D) Dzerzhinsky

Question 5:

"Take it aisy"

A) Marx

B) Mao

C) American rock band "The Eagles"

D) Engels

If you're done and you are interested in doing a bit more, please fill out the following "confessions" questionnaire I shamelessly stole from this page that Marx filled out

Questions:

The Quality you like best

 In man	

 In Woman	

Your chief characteristic

Your favourite occupation

The vice you hate most

The vice you excuse most

Your idea of happiness

Your idea of misery

Your aversion

Your hero

Your heroine

The poet you like best

The prose writer you like best

Your favourite flower

Your favourite dish

Your Maxim

Your motto

Your favourite colour

Your favourite Colour of eyes & hair

Your favourite Names

The character in history you most dislike

::: spoiler answer key ::: spoiler Read more theory okay its

1D

2B

3D

4C

5D :::

Dort_Owl [they/them, any] - 2day

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Bob_Odenkirk [none/use name] - 2day

This is a test of memory not of theory. I could place those quotes without understanding them in the slightest.

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SchillMenaker [he/him] - 2day

It's a cute and fun exercise but it's also important not to place much value in knowledge of leftist trivia.

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HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its] - 2day

Okay so I haven't read any of these and I was able to get a perfect score. It's less about having read theory and more about recognizing voice.

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them] - 2day

who the fuck is scraeming "read theory"at my house

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thefunkycomitatus [comrade/them, they/them] - 2day

::: spoiler spoiler

  1. D
  2. B
  3. Not sure but going with A because Mao do be talking in paragraphs.
  4. No idea, A?
  5. C :::

I will not fill out the questionaire. Marx should have known this was a phishing attempt. Someone was trying to guess his password. Marx did not account for good opsec.

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RedSturgeon [she/her] - 2day

Okay I didn't do that well here, need to read more haha

But I have a sincere question to Hexbearers, especially those who have read a lot of theory, if you could help out a bit.

Do you think it would be better for me to read the same books everyone else around me reads, or should I focus on something that I think is important, but I don't see brought up often?

I figured it would be better if I specialized in things that I have an easier time with and find support to collaborate with, that would cover the areas where I lack in, but I could be wrong. So please do correct me where am I wrong.

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∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided] - 2day

Theory? that sounds like it's for nerds. It's also old.


This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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KnilAdlez [none/use name] - 2day

4/5 not bad

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ChestRockwell [comrade/them, any] - 2day

Same. I'll admit, I bungled 3.

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Wheaties [she/her] - 2day

Q1: D

Q2: A

Q3: guessing A

Q4: guessing C

Q5: don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy. Guessing C

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Wheaties [she/her] - 2day

berdly-nooooo confidently incorrect

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LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him] - 2day

somehow i read the title and thought you'd be posting these questions on twitter (aka X) and there was gonna be a poll involved and fuck me I gotta do something about my dyslexia

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NotThatKindOfFedPosting [she/her] - 2day

::: spoiler multiple choice D, B, A, A, C :::

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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves] - 2day

Looking at all the questions like pooh-wtf

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thelastaxolotl [he/him] - 2day

Im not doing tests during Guadalupe-Reyes nerd

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CommunistCuddlefish [she/her] - 2day

::: spoiler My guesses:

  1. D.

  2. B

  3. A??? Except it doesn’t sound exactly like his writing style so actually I’m going to go with D. Because of context and the title. Yep, D is my final answer.

  4. C??? Sounds like him??? Otherwise B. No I’m going to say C. Final answer C.

  5. C because what does this even mean.

Woof, take away the “Communist” in my name, I do not feel worthy of the title, clearly I’m not well read enough.

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::: spoiler Confessions:

Quality I like best in man or woman: Principled.

Chief characteristic: lovingly ferocious.

Favorite Occupation: When the Soviets occupied Berlin.

Vice I hate the most: nerd-dom/geekdom about [current pop culture media franchise dreck of the moment, it was marvel movies but the zeitgeist has moved on]

Vice I excuse the most: using hard drugs

Idea of happiness: being a little sparrow sitting in a pine tree cheeping and peeping with my buddies

Idea of misery: Most of my most loved ones are irreparably broken and tend to maul me because they won’t/can’t do therapy and I have to live with it because I can’t fix them ok I’m done with this questionairre, it’s too sad.

:::

Do we have answers?

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lilypad [it/its, pup/pup's] - 2day

::: spoiler multiple choice answers

1D, 2B, 3D, 4B, 5C (upon looking at answer key im both proud and ashamed, mostly because 2 and 3 were educated guesses and not knowledge, so i really only got 1/5).

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::: spoiler questionnaire The quality i like best in man: an understanding of his place within the system of gender violence, both in how he is priviledged and how he is harmed.

The quality i like best in woman: embracing her own strength, carrying the confidence that strength/those strengths bestow with pride and humility.

Your chief characteristic: a strange mix of accountability, fear, and social ineptitude.

Your favourite occupation: working with ones hands; woodworking, leatherworking.

The vice you hate most: nicotine. It is so hard to quit, and i despise my younger self for starting it.

The vice you excuse most: general drug use.

Your idea of happiness: a life of fulfilling labour and social connections; the joy of community and contributing to community and receiving support from community.

Your idea of misery: isolation

Your aversion: doing things to better my life materially.

Your hero: none. Heroes are flawed people. But also the person and people who liberate the people.

Your heroine: none. Heroines are flawed people. But also the women who taught me makeup.

The poet you like best: i have not read enough poetry to say.

The prose writer you like best: i have not read enough prose to say.

Your favourite flower: lavender

Your favourite dish: dal over rice. Alternatively green curry, or pizza.

Your Maxim: you cannot move backwards. What is done is done, all you can do now is learn from it and be better than you were yesterday.

Your motto: i am flawed and imperfect, and thats ok. (Alternatively, if im in a dark place: i am ontologically evil and must remove myself from all social connection).

Your favourite colour: pink or purple.

Your favourite Colour of eyes & hair: green or hazel eyes, brown hair.

Your favourite Names: the ones with diftongs in them.

The character in history you most dislike: Reagan/Thatcher. :::

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JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them] - 2day

I missed 4 and 5. catgirl-cry

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Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them] - 2day

::: spoiler spoiler In the following quotes, from a list of multiple answers, select who you think from whom and from which book did the following quotes originate from.

Question 1: D) Adam Smith - Wealth of Nations

Question 2: B) Lenin - The State and Revolution

Question 3: D) Liu - How to Be a Good Communist

Question 4: C) Lenin

Question 5: > "Take it aisy" D) Engels

If you're done and you are interested in doing a bit more, please fill out the following "confessions" questionnaire I shamelessly stole from this page that Marx filled out

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Hermes [none/use name] - 2day

::: spoiler spoiler DBDAC 3/5 isn't terrible :::

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Vostok_ [none/use name] - 1day

1D 2B 3A 4A 5C

Were my original answers before reading the answer key. No, I do not believe Engels said that.

::: spoiler Questionnaire, what I prefer not to answer excluded.

The Quality you like best

Thoughtfulness

Your favourite occupation

Drawing

The vice you hate most

Smoking

Your idea of happiness

A bright future for all

Your idea of misery

Hopelessness

Your aversion

Fixed routines

Your favourite flower

Red rose and white lily

Your favourite dish

Beans

Your favourite colour

Red and white

Your favourite Colour of eyes & hair

Green and black

Your favourite Names

Robin, Victor

The character in history you most dislike

The United States of America :::

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Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] - 1day

No, I do not believe Engels said that.

Sorry facts don't lie

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