Some fucking white girl just broke into my house and ate all the porridge I made for my me and my 2 gay, bachelor sons with food sensitivities.
It's going to take another hour to get the porridge just right for them.
culpritus [any] - 1day
Did you let her get away? If she ate all the porridge, she's probably be napping somewhere nearby.
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WokePalpatine [he/him] - 1day
Didn't think she'd still be here. Having my sons check the house right now.
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EveningCicada [he/him, they/them] - 15hr
Wait a minute how did you know it was a white girl
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WokePalpatine [he/him] - 14hr
Amazon ring camera.
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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 1day
How are your chairs? Ive seen this before.
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segfault11 [she/her, any] - 22hr
goldilokkkss and the three hexbears
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lib1 [comrade/them] - 1day
Would you describe your sons as… burly?
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WokePalpatine [he/him] - 24hr
Yes.
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Lussy [he/him, des/pair] - 20hr
Would you say they’re…hairy? Sorry, weird question, I know, but I’m just…you know, fuck the girl and everything haha but what did you say happened to her?
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Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them] - 1day
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CliffordBigRedDog [he/him] - 21hr
gentrification has gone too far
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shath [comrade/them] - 24hr
one twink looking for bears preferably with a thing for porridge
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Sickos [they/them, it/its] - 1day
::: spoiler this post inspired me to do the emoji hieroglyph/pictogram thing again but we have so many bean emotes yet none for the humble oat
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WokePalpatine [he/him] - 1day
Showing my sons this post to cheer them up. Thank you.
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Sickos [they/them, it/its] - 1day
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vegeta1 [he/him] - 1day
Yamcha! Tien! Launch is on the loose again
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Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 1day
Wtf did that human just go super saiyan
...because of a sneeze?
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vegeta1 [he/him] - 1day
Well Caulifla went super saiyan because of a tingling in her back
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Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 1day
Don't hate just because you're not attuned to the back tingles
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vegeta1 [he/him] - 1day
Why doesn't it work for arm breaks? I always grab mine
WokePalpatine in chapotraphouse
Some fucking white girl just broke into my house and ate all the porridge I made for my me and my 2 gay, bachelor sons with food sensitivities.
It's going to take another hour to get the porridge just right for them.
Did you let her get away? If she ate all the porridge, she's probably be napping somewhere nearby.
Didn't think she'd still be here. Having my sons check the house right now.
Wait a minute how did you know it was a white girl
Amazon ring camera.
How are your chairs? Ive seen this before.
goldilokkkss and the three hexbears
Would you describe your sons as… burly?
Yes.
Would you say they’re…hairy? Sorry, weird question, I know, but I’m just…you know, fuck the girl and everything haha but what did you say happened to her?
gentrification has gone too far
one twink looking for bears preferably with a thing for porridge
::: spoiler this post inspired me to do the emoji hieroglyph/pictogram thing again but we have so many bean emotes yet none for the humble oat
Showing my sons this post to cheer them up. Thank you.
Yamcha! Tien! Launch is on the loose again
Wtf did that human just go super saiyan
...because of a sneeze?
Well Caulifla went super saiyan because of a tingling in her back
Don't hate just because you're not attuned to the back tingles
Why doesn't it work for arm breaks? I always grab mine