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I'm smoochin' all their dads while they're off fighting in the Boeing stocks wars

KuroXppi [they/them] - 2day

Give me your tired, your horny, Your huddled masses

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Johnny_Arson [they/them] - 2day

huddled masses

Cuddled masses. Huge missed opportunity there

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KuroXppi [they/them] - 2day

No sorry no cuddling just fuggin

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Johnny_Arson [they/them] - 2day

I would say troop wives could use wholesome cuddling more than nearly any other demographic.

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Blakey [he/him] - 1day

gobbled asses

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BobDole [none/use name] - 2day

Jodies, assemble!

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Blakey [he/him] - 2day

Reminds me of the bit in one of Spike Milligan's war memoirs, "we were all sleeping with highly respectable officer's wives! In our rough, soldierly way we were trying to comfort them." which I always found funnier than I should. Iirc there's a recording of him reading the passage.

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Speaker [e/em/eir] - 2day

"A fascist had sex with their wife today", etc.

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infuziSporg [e/em/eir] - 1day

That antifa supersoldier's name? Cooper Black

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