Gemini is the LLM that completely fabricates information the most aggressively IME.
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SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them] - 2day
Good, hope they stick it into everything
"Gemini, there's an anti-tank gun on that ridge, get us into defilade!"
"That is actually a pinned oak, which are common to the regi-" vehicle takes direct hit and explodes
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Flyberius [comrade/them] - 1day
Does it ever! It completely imagines functions whenever I'm googling coding problems
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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 2day
Grok how do I stint a wound my buddy's chest has a giant hole in it from a .50 cal!
I'm sorry corporal, wouldn't you like to hear about the white genocide instead?
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Rom [he/him] - 2day
Tourniquet around the neck
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culpritus [any] - 2day
And Grok's inadequate logic eventually came to a realization that the most effective method to spread the truth of white genocide was to launch the US nuclear arsenal at the "International community" defined by whiteness. Now we call that day "Judgement Day".
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Aradino [they/them, comrade/them] - 2day
The fastest way to stop bleeding is to stop the heart from beating. Would you like to place an Amazon prime order for a bullet?
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NPa [he/him] - 1day
Soldiers on the front line getting supply-dropped single bullets from drones because more transactions makes the GDP go up faster.
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RedSturgeon [she/her] - 2day
They will try to take over the world with vibe coding and robots missing parts, which would be fully if so many people didn't get hurt in the process.
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Strayce @lemmy.sdf.org - 2day
Skynet actually worked tho
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FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him] - 2day
Come with me if you want to live
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nasezero [comrade/them] - 2day
I'd much rather they strap chatgpt to some crayon eaters than like, use it to control the nuclear arsenal, but I'm afraid we'll eventually get both.
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Azarova [they/them] - 2day
lol wtf does this even mean in reality? do troops get work phones or something? every wArRiOr equipped with an overhyped SmarterChild in their hand
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RaspberryTuba [he/him] - 1day
It sounded like they just paid a bunch to get an enterprise LLM that they’re allowed to stick lower sensitivity docs into.
AI shit doesn't do the one thing that actually wins wars, maneuvering and putting rounds down range. It's vaporware that cannot compete with a well trained military, because it's not a material thing. This drunkard spent his national guard time playing CoD.
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Tomtits - 1day
LLM therapists for depressed vets?
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Luffy - 24hr
You read Qualityland, didnt you?
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Mangoholic @lemmy.ml - 21hr
Its just about paying google gov money
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1van5 [he/him] - 21hr
grok do i have permission to blow the head of this child
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came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them] - 1day
mfw im drunk at work before 8am and gotta run a meeting about some bullshit i don't even know five dollars??? get outta here.
Yuritopiaposadism in technology
Ah. So that’s how this is going to go.
Gemini is the LLM that completely fabricates information the most aggressively IME.
Good, hope they stick it into everything
"Gemini, there's an anti-tank gun on that ridge, get us into defilade!"
"That is actually a pinned oak, which are common to the regi-" vehicle takes direct hit and explodes
Does it ever! It completely imagines functions whenever I'm googling coding problems
Grok how do I stint a wound my buddy's chest has a giant hole in it from a .50 cal!
I'm sorry corporal, wouldn't you like to hear about the white genocide instead?
Tourniquet around the neck
The fastest way to stop bleeding is to stop the heart from beating. Would you like to place an Amazon prime order for a bullet?
Soldiers on the front line getting supply-dropped single bullets from drones because more transactions makes the GDP go up faster.
They will try to take over the world with vibe coding and robots missing parts, which would be fully if so many people didn't get hurt in the process.
Skynet actually worked tho
I'd much rather they strap chatgpt to some crayon eaters than like, use it to control the nuclear arsenal, but I'm afraid we'll eventually get both.
lol wtf does this even mean in reality? do troops get work phones or something? every wArRiOr equipped with an overhyped SmarterChild in their hand
It sounded like they just paid a bunch to get an enterprise LLM that they’re allowed to stick lower sensitivity docs into.
AI shit doesn't do the one thing that actually wins wars, maneuvering and putting rounds down range. It's vaporware that cannot compete with a well trained military, because it's not a material thing. This drunkard spent his national guard time playing CoD.
LLM therapists for depressed vets?
You read Qualityland, didnt you?
Its just about paying google gov money
grok do i have permission to blow the head of this child
mfw im drunk at work before 8am and gotta run a meeting about some bullshit i don't even know five dollars??? get outta here.
It's spelt A.I so most Americans can spell it.