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You're President Trump. You can do exactly one executive order that would be completely legal. What EO do you make to most rapidly destroy America?

Trump seems hellbent on destroying America as fast as possible inshallah so what could he do to make it happen faster and in a way that even libs could only tut about because it would be completely legal?

My hope is that we can lathe something hilarious into existence here so get creative with it

Posadas [he/him, they/them] - 2day

They're taking our beautiful dollars and hold8ng them hostage as "reserve".

NO MORE!

All of our big beautiful bills are never allowed to be used outside of America

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PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them] - 1day

Turning the Federal Reserve into a small batch distillery

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Hyper_red [she/her, she/her] - 2day

Reparations for slavery

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Tabitha ☢️[she/her] - 2day

IDK what's better than what he's already done. If he tanked the US too fast he'd get impeached, the current slow burn is effective. Maybe launching a nuke? If the soldier refuses, there's no way he'll wiggle his way out of this scandal. OK nevermind, CNN and MSNBC just sanewashed the nuke launch attempt (fox news surprisingly both-sides'd it), and now the MAGA base is doxing the soldier and demanding the death penalty. Launching nukes just because normalized on the right. It's not even public information where the nuke was going.

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bobs_guns @lemmygrad.ml - 2day

Transgender job guarantee only in the FBI and CIA

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Cruxifux - 2day

Total nuclear disarmament of the USA. All of them gone, forever, making them illegal. Then we wait and see which country nukes em first.

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Coolkidbozzy [he/him] - 1day

monkey's paw curls

kim gets ousted/demoted by a frustrated party and populace for not using his military powers to explode the pentagon

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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns] - 2day

Pay off the national debt. All of it.

Will lead to destroying the US economy and impacting other economies, and someone's bound to overthrow you for it. Because under capitalism, and in American Civil Religion, damaging The Economy is the ultimate sin.

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Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them] - 2day

I don't know. It feels like anything one would do as Trump, if they were in the exactly, would end up reactionary (I was originally gonna do a crackdown to elicit a militant opposition against me but then I realized the major opposition, the Dems, would just lie down and die, even more so than Indonesia's PKI). That being said, why not pay off Africa’s $800 billion external debt, at any cost to the U.S government? Someone's bound to overthrow my ass for doing one good thing.

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Cruxifux - 2day

Death penalty for corruption in government or trading stocks while in government would be a good one too.

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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns] - 2day

I very much dislike the death penalty as a concept, but corruption in government is a very serious crime that causes significant public harm and deaths of innocent people... so unfortunately, I do have to agree with this under current material conditions.

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Cruxifux - 1day

Same. Only crime I advocate death penalty for honestly.

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cyriacaofthenewsun [she/her, they/them] - 2day

"I, Donald J. Trump do hereby declare the dissolution of the United States of America and cession of all powers to its 50 Constitutional republics. Henceforth I also declare the immediate dissolution of the federal government, and the establishment of DC as an independent country among the others"

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lil_tank [any, he/him] - 2day

Order the federal reserve to print massive amounts of dollars and start frantically spending around the world, crashing its course. That could pass for a genuine economic policy but basically that would end the only thing allowing the US to buy what it needs from ohter countries

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corvidenjoyer [she/her] - 2day

Isn't he basically gunning for this to an extent in reality lol? This is a great one.

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gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him] - 2day

Kneecap the IRS as much as possible (to the point of disbanding it) and de facto prevent federal tax collection. The last time the US did that, it dissolved and needed a new government to be formed. So that's probably the easiest way to destroy a country in one stroke. Of course, if he actually did that the CIA would make sure the next guy uses a good rifle.

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Collatz_problem [comrade/them] - 2day

Privatize the military.

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SevenSkalls [he/him] - 1day

Getting closer to that every day

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JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them] - 2day

Mandatory daily spray tans. Everyone is now oompah loompa orange.

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 1day

Free housing for everyone. It'd probably crash the economy by lifting millions out of poverty and upending the fabric interwoven into society that housing is scare so you need to put up with bullshit to survive.

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gramxi [they/them] - 1day

ban soda and watch the place turn into Mad Max wasteland overnight

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Hestia [she/her, fae/faer] - 1day

Killing cops is legal and you get 1000 dollars for killing one

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7bicycles [he/him] - 2day

Repeal Dodge vs. Ford Motor Co

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Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them] - 1day

Hamburder is now illegal. Any kind, double, triple, cheese, fish, chicken, all of it.

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astutemural @midwest.social - 1day

Conscript the entire US populace into the army. Send them right back to their civilian jobs but now everyone legally has access to all of the veteran's benefits.

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buckykat [none/use name] - 2day

Ban all importation of foreign microchips and also foreign photolithography machines.

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Euergetes [none/use name] - 1day

ban alchohol and smoking, you will all live like the strong healthy Don trump-drenched

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SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them] - 2day

Diamante all the military bases in the world because of woke.

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tombruzzo [none/use name] - 1day

All burgers are free... but they're... SOY

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miz [any, any] - 2day

legality is a fiction to mask the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie

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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him] - 1day

Launch every single nuke at the moon and call it the Eggman Executive Order

eggman-announcement "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?"

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Moss [they/them] - 1day

Mandatory pronoun tags at all workplaces

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TheModerateTankie [any] - 2day

Nationalize the defense industry. The economy will be wiped out.

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P1d40n3 [he/him] - 2day

Enforce pigpoopballs thought

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Matty Roses - 2day

Policial power is stored in the balls

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TRI_STATE_GLADIO [they/them] - 2day

I gotta imagine shit would get wacky if you used whatever military power you could against the IMF. It ain't really enough to abolish it, you gotta level the place.

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SexMachineStalin [he/him, comrade/them] - 1day

Renounce sovereignity to the People's Republic of China

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AssortedBiscuits [they/them] - 1day

I think Trump signing an EO to basically undo the work of his underlings is immensely underrated. So stuff like signing an EO re(re)naming the Department of War to the Department of Defense or mandating the font has to be Calibri again.

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