Every hour Charlie would sit our kids down, look them straight in the eye without blinking for 5 minutes, and then say "I'm sure glad there aren't any consequences to my actions. All of my blood is currently inside me."
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shath [comrade/them] - 2day
woaw that aged well charlie
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happybadger [he/him] - 2day
oh my god I just saw the news about him. that's unfortunate.
He would come home after a long day at the racism factory and say "God, I love Israel. If I ever get shot in the neck at a public event, I want you to know that Bibi would never and that it's the only democracy in the Middle East. On that note, if I do get shot in the neck at a public event by some discord memer, I want you to move on and find love. Someone presidential or, at least, vice presidential." He would say that almost every day, word for word.
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fort_burp @feddit.nl - 2day
That's exactly what the Evangelical Christian with Sephardic Jewish tendencies (now resting in Valhalla) said, word for word.
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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him] - 2day
is this supposed to be relatable or something, that's fucking alien behavior
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gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him] - 2day
I can appreciate throwing your phone in a cabinet for one day out of the week, but this is absolutely made up
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Antiwork [none/use name, he/him] - 1day
Someone please go back and show how much Kkkirkkk posted on Friday and Saturday's
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Parzivus [any] - 2day
This reads like a greentext lol
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Redcuban1959 [any] - 2day
Probably ChatGPT generated text
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RNAi [he/him] - 2day
Love how kkkrakers would get blisters when exposed to words from brown people places, but apparently not for this
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PKMKII [none/use name] - 2day
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aanes_appreciator [he/him, comrade/them] - 2day
POV you're witnessing a eulogy from someone who padded their notes with an episode of Seinfeld
it's just been really hard for her family since he had that accident y'know
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LeninWalksTheEarth [none/use name] - 2day
if i could go back in time i'd make his kids fatherless again
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Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them] - 1day
I know these ghouls have no souls, but surely the disgusting black bile inside them would pour out of their mouths when they say something as obviously fake and saccharine as this.
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DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them] - 2day
“GUYS! Erika Kirk is crying! Quick! Burn away all human rights doctrines! Forfeit the remainder of your civil rights!”
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BoxedFenders [any, comrade/them] - 2day
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fort_burp @feddit.nl - 2day
Watch your step kid, you best protect ya neck
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mrfugu [he/him, any] - 1day
I’m so confused by this. Neither of them are Jewish right? Kirk gotta be one of the most unjewish surnames out there.
But also just the image alone of Erika wiping tears from clean eyes with her hand draped in gold jewelry and her recently-touched-up roots. yeesh
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UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her] - 1day
Imagine being another right-wing grifter and watching everyone figuratively pulling Charlie Kirk's dead body apart to posthumously drag him onto their side. His own wife crying on TV making up some bullshit about much he loved fellating Israel while his BFF Candace Owens pretends like he actually didn't like them at all. Meanwhile the internet uses AI to put his face on Jared from Subway.
This should be a moment like when the Ghost of Christmases to Come shows Scrooge how people are mocking him at his funeral. If you're a right-winger and some bozo offs you in broad daylight, everyone you know and love is gonna piss on your legacy without a second thought. Best you're gonna get is soulless AI slop created in your name. What a grim prospect.
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purpleworm [none/use name] - 2day
I thought was mainly antisemitism informing the complaints about the new Sabbath book being a zionist op (especially since the Christians also have a Sabbath and it used to have laws enforcing it!), and I still think it's mainly antisemitism informing those complaints, but this quote makes me feel like there's a chance they are right by coincidence that this really is a crusade for "judeo-christianity" rather than just making an extremely banal point about an actual Christian tradition that had been inscribed in law for centuries.
SorosFootSoldier in slop
Shabbat Shalom motherfucker! [neck explodes]
Every hour Charlie would sit our kids down, look them straight in the eye without blinking for 5 minutes, and then say "I'm sure glad there aren't any consequences to my actions. All of my blood is currently inside me."
woaw that aged well charlie
oh my god I just saw the news about him. that's unfortunate.
I didn't even know he was sick
chronic no blood inside body, how ironic
He would come home after a long day at the racism factory and say "God, I love Israel. If I ever get shot in the neck at a public event, I want you to know that Bibi would never and that it's the only democracy in the Middle East. On that note, if I do get shot in the neck at a public event by some discord memer, I want you to move on and find love. Someone presidential or, at least, vice presidential." He would say that almost every day, word for word.
That's exactly what the Evangelical Christian with Sephardic Jewish tendencies (now resting in Valhalla) said, word for word.
is this supposed to be relatable or something, that's fucking alien behavior
I can appreciate throwing your phone in a cabinet for one day out of the week, but this is absolutely made up
Someone please go back and show how much Kkkirkkk posted on Friday and Saturday's
This reads like a greentext lol
Probably ChatGPT generated text
Love how kkkrakers would get blisters when exposed to words from brown people places, but apparently not for this
POV you're witnessing a eulogy from someone who padded their notes with an episode of Seinfeld
the bigger and more obvious the lie, the more you prove your loyalty to the in-group
it's just been really hard for her family since he had that accident y'know
if i could go back in time i'd make his kids fatherless again
I know these ghouls have no souls, but surely the disgusting black bile inside them would pour out of their mouths when they say something as obviously fake and saccharine as this.
“GUYS! Erika Kirk is crying! Quick! Burn away all human rights doctrines! Forfeit the remainder of your civil rights!”
I’m so confused by this. Neither of them are Jewish right? Kirk gotta be one of the most unjewish surnames out there.
But also just the image alone of Erika wiping tears from clean eyes with her hand draped in gold jewelry and her recently-touched-up roots. yeesh
Imagine being another right-wing grifter and watching everyone figuratively pulling Charlie Kirk's dead body apart to posthumously drag him onto their side. His own wife crying on TV making up some bullshit about much he loved fellating Israel while his BFF Candace Owens pretends like he actually didn't like them at all. Meanwhile the internet uses AI to put his face on Jared from Subway.
This should be a moment like when the Ghost of Christmases to Come shows Scrooge how people are mocking him at his funeral. If you're a right-winger and some bozo offs you in broad daylight, everyone you know and love is gonna piss on your legacy without a second thought. Best you're gonna get is soulless AI slop created in your name. What a grim prospect.
I thought was mainly antisemitism informing the complaints about the new Sabbath book being a zionist op (especially since the Christians also have a Sabbath and it used to have laws enforcing it!), and I still think it's mainly antisemitism informing those complaints, but this quote makes me feel like there's a chance they are right by coincidence that this really is a crusade for "judeo-christianity" rather than just making an extremely banal point about an actual Christian tradition that had been inscribed in law for centuries.