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This is the Slop version of mixing chocolate and peanut butter to make Reese's cups. Truly, the "Information Age" has ended and the "Brainrot Age" has begun.

"I cannot tell a lie." - machine that only lies

Link to post: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueAnon/comments/1pifvu0/glenn_beck_interviewed_an_ai_version_of_george/

peeonyou [he/him] - 2day

I thought Glen Beck died a long time ago. wtf? i had no idea that guy was still alive. Wait a minute.. are they both AI?

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rootsbreadandmakka [he/him] - 2day

Lol are you thinking of rush Limbaugh? Because I thought the same thing and realized I was thinking of Limbaugh

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Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them] - 2day

TI Learned? Remembered? that Rush Limbaugh is dead. IDFK, it doesn’t matter either way:

crab-party

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peeonyou [he/him] - 2day

no but thanks for the happy reminder!

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Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them] - 2day

Just gonna shamelessly steal this from myself:

none of those whose misfortune it is to have slaves as attendants will visit the City if they can possibly avoid it; because by so doing they hazard their property

when slaves who are happy & content to remain with their present masters, are tampered with & seduced to leave them; when masters are taken at unawar[e]s by these practices; when a conduct of this sort begets discontent on one side and resentment on the other, & when it happens to fall on a man whose purse will not measure with that of the Society, & he looses his property for want of means to defend it—it is oppression in the latter case, & not humanity in any; because it introduces more evils than it can cure.

it being among my first wishes to see some plan adopted by which slavery in this Country may be abolished by slow, sure, & imperceptable degrees

Whoever apprehends the said Negroes, so that the Subscriber may readily get them, shall have, if taken up in this County, Forty Shillings Reward, beside what the Law allows; and if at any greater Distance, or out of the Colony, a proportionable Recompence paid them, by George Washington

A paragon of virtue. No doubt an AI trained on George Washington’s writings will produce exactly the results that Glenn Beck is looking for.

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KurtVonnegut [comrade/them] - 2day

Oh yeah, the "Founding Fathers" were horrible, disgusting people. George Washington hired a bounty hunter to track down a teenage female slave who ran away from his household while he was president. American history textbooks are whitewashed as hell. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ona_Judge

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Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 2day

Although Pennsylvania was gradually abolishing slavery, members of Congress were allowed to bring enslaved staff to serve them in the capital if they did not stay longer than six months.

Lmaooo he was bringing slaves in on a temporary loophole instead of just paying people who work for him

Beyond ghoulish, somebody summon this motherfuckers ghost so we can put him on trial

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Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them] - 2day

5 years later than the ad I quoted doomjak

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BakerBagel @midwest.social - 2day

It's hilarious reading his letters where he is going iff about how the crown wants to make Americans all slaves and take away our liberty, and then in the next paragraph start raviolng how Lord Dunmore is the biggest threat to Virginia because he is encouraging all of the slaves to run away from their masters.

Truly a paragon of virtue.

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LEM 1689 - 2day

The endarkenment, the end of aquarius, the flowers have all wilted, the beads all nfts. Long live Taylor and Travis!

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determinism2 [he/him] - 2day

Wow, a self-governing nation. What a concept.

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LeZero [he/him] - 2day

Did he ask his opinion on President Barack Hussein Obama?

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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns] - 2day

Except that Reese's are actually good. This is not.

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Assian_Candor [comrade/them] - 2day

Why did they put our driest of presidents in a T-shirt and powdered wig lmao

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them] - 2day

Not even a wig lmao

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Keld [he/him, any] - 2day

Lol they turned his wig into his hair and put him a fucking t-shirt.

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