I'm just saying shit would have gone down differently if I was a smurf bro.
I'm not a weak man creating hard times like Papa Smurf. I'm a real smurf. I would beat Gargamel's ass. MMA bro. BJJ,
SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 3day
Smurfette would totally go out with me bro, she'd be like wow you're badass.
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happybadger [he/him] - 3day
That's the thing bro. I've been watching a lot of smurfs not sleeping much just watching smurfs. It makes me so mad that she keeps choosing Hefty Smurf over me. I know I could kill Gargamel with one neck chop. They don't listen to me.
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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 3day
Yeah bro sleep is for the weak.
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comrade_pibb [comrade/them] - 3day
I'd be called Badass Smurf fr
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happybadger [he/him] - 3day
I'd tell the other smurfs "Just call me Danger Close." It'd take some explaining because they haven't watched the same war movies but they'd get it.
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axont [she/her, comrade/them] - 3day
I politely refuse to live in a mushroom
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happybadger [he/him] - 3day
I'd have a whole-ass mansion if I was a smurf. With a hot tub and a pool and a samurai fighting room and a big garage for all my cars.
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segfault11 [she/her, any] - 2day
you better stop talking shit about papa smurf, if he was on the plane 9/11 wouldn’t have happened
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happybadger [he/him] - 2day
But he wasn't. WEAK smurf. HARD times.
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segfault11 [she/her, any] - 2day
times were hard because the younger smurfs went woke and allowed a DEI smurf in (smurfette)
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KnilAdlez [none/use name] - 2day
I call bullsmurf
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happybadger [he/him] - 2day
I can't even watch Scooby Doo anymore because I get too hyped up and want to kill all the criminals. That's how much I hate bullies. Gargamel has been running his mouth for too long. I would feel nothing killing him.
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Keld [he/him, any] - 2day
See this is how I know youre just a posersmurf, the smurfs in the comics were absolutely bullying gargamel all the time.
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chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them] - 1day
Someone call CPS
edit: Sorry meant to post under the Same Altman parenting post.
happybadger in chapotraphouse
I'm just saying shit would have gone down differently if I was a smurf bro.
I'm not a weak man creating hard times like Papa Smurf. I'm a real smurf. I would beat Gargamel's ass. MMA bro. BJJ,
Smurfette would totally go out with me bro, she'd be like wow you're badass.
That's the thing bro. I've been watching a lot of smurfs not sleeping much just watching smurfs. It makes me so mad that she keeps choosing Hefty Smurf over me. I know I could kill Gargamel with one neck chop. They don't listen to me.
Yeah bro sleep is for the weak.
I'd be called Badass Smurf fr
I'd tell the other smurfs "Just call me Danger Close." It'd take some explaining because they haven't watched the same war movies but they'd get it.
I politely refuse to live in a mushroom
I'd have a whole-ass mansion if I was a smurf. With a hot tub and a pool and a samurai fighting room and a big garage for all my cars.
you better stop talking shit about papa smurf, if he was on the plane 9/11 wouldn’t have happened
But he wasn't. WEAK smurf. HARD times.
times were hard because the younger smurfs went woke and allowed a DEI smurf in (smurfette)
I call bullsmurf
I can't even watch Scooby Doo anymore because I get too hyped up and want to kill all the criminals. That's how much I hate bullies. Gargamel has been running his mouth for too long. I would feel nothing killing him.
See this is how I know youre just a posersmurf, the smurfs in the comics were absolutely bullying gargamel all the time.
Someone call CPS
edit: Sorry meant to post under the Same Altman parenting post.