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Pyotr Alexeyevich Kropotkin - Novo General Megathread for the 9th-12th of December 2025

Drawing by Natalia Mikhaylenko

Prince Pyotr Alexeyevich Kropotkin was born in 1842 and breathed his last in 1921. Kropotkin was a Russian noble. He was educated for army and at the age of twenty he became a military officer in Siberia.

Kropotkin’s great interest in science developed from his military training which he received to get a job. This moulded his life in future. He had a scientific mind and devoted his time and energy to the study of books on science.

As a military officer in Siberia Kropotkin got ample opportunity for geographical survey and expedition. Thus his shift from military service to geo­graphical survey and expeditions enriched the subject profoundly. He contributed many articles to different journals.

Peter Kropotkin was a man of different mentality and attitude. His stay in military service could not satisfy his academic and intellectual requirements and desires and after serving several years he relinquished the job, and entered the University of St. Petersburg in 1867. His vast knowledge in geography brought for him the post of secretary of Geographical Society.

Even this vital administrative post could not detain him for long time. He moved to radical political movements. In 1872, Peter Kropotkin joined the International Workingmen’s Association. Later on he was deeply involved in subversive and anarchical activities. This led him to imprisonment in 1874.

He escaped from prison in 1876 and went to England. The England of the second half of eighteenth century was the centre of revolutionary activities, although she never experienced any revolution.

He also travelled to Switzerland and Paris. While in Paris he was again arrested by the French government in 1883. Released from prison in 1886 he went to England and settled there. While in exile, Kropotkin gave lectures and published widely on anarchism and geography. He returned to Russia after the Russian Revolution in 1917 but was disappointed by the Bolshevik state. The rest of his life was spent without political activity.

Peter Kropotkin was an evolutionist anarchist. But his evolutionism was more scien­tific than that of his predecessors. He wrote several books on anarchism such as ‘The Place of Anarchy in Socialist Evolution (1886), The Conquest of Bread (1888), Its Philosophy and Ideal (1896)’, ‘The State – Its Part in History (1898)’ and ‘Modern Science and Anarchism (1903)’. His deep interest in science, particularly biology and anthro­pology, opened before him new and enchanting vistas of knowledge and all these inspired him to study biological science with added interest.

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Cowbee [he/him, they/them] - 2day

Oh fun! Cool to see a new fashion mega!

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cbd [he/him] - 10hr

What matrix homeserver do I need to join the chat?

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RION [she/her] - 3day

If you don't flatten your boxes before putting them in the recycling your spirit is impure. You will not escape samsara

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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him] - 3day

i nest the unflattened boxes so densely that it's like a solid block of wood, which I will use to shatter the wheel of samsara entirely and free us all

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RION [she/her] - 2day

Okay nesting is fine you're gonna make it. Really I'm just mad at anyone who makes no effort to reduce the amount of space their boxes take up. Especially with the tiny ass recycling bin at my building. I'm gonna suck up all their loosh

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TerminalEncounter [she/her] - 2day

Its samsara wheels all the way down unfortunately, moksha from one just leads you to the next.

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 2day

When I was working a kitchen at a college we had a GIANT cardboard dumpster and I didnt want fucking ANYONE crushing their cardboard down and to just leave it on the loading dock so I could spend the last hour of my day outside breaking down boxes (unless it was winter or raining hard). The cardboard dumpster was a great place to hide and nap as well. It had a lid so it wasnt exposed at night and just had dry cardboard boxes in it, super cozy.

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FuckyWucky [none/use name] - 3day

1 year already

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LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 3day

Last vegan slop drop for the year: shiitake bao buns, sesame dressed green beans and japanese potato salad (which google called poteto sarada but i think that'd sound like im being racist)

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FumpyAer [any, comrade/them] - 3day

What was the recipe for vegan kewpie mayo?

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LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 3day

Uhhh i uhhh just used normal vegan mayonnaise, added a little bit of soy sauce and some dijon mustard bawllin-sad

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FumpyAer [any, comrade/them] - 2day

Sounds about right. Come to think of it, the main difference is it adds glutamates.

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thelastaxolotl [he/him] - 3day

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No current struggle session discussion here on the new general megathread, i will ban you from the comm and remove your comment, have a good day/night :meow-coffee:

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lelkins - 3day

i got a box of those nerds candies somehow. they're extremely sweet, too sweet for my taste. might get mega diabetes if i eat a whole box

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Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 3day

Hand em over, I'll eat them for you. And I'll avoid diabetes by being built different

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lelkins - 3day

i started liking them :)

also my country has no nerds candies, these were somehow imported and idfk how they got here. it is a sign from the nerdlords

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infuziSporg [e/em/eir] - 3day

Aren't the boxes like 50g? And yeah the entirety of it is just bits of rock candy with flavoring and glaze.

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lelkins - 2day

it is an alien thing in mine country. we do not eat rocks to the level that of americans doth. thine taste buddes are merely weakened, while mine feel even the faintest of experiences. same with my nose, i puke even at the slightest scent of shit smell

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infuziSporg [e/em/eir] - 2day

It's not like they're any sweeter than any other hard candy.

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lelkins - 2day

my tongue is really sensitive ok

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infuziSporg [e/em/eir] - 2day

Can you taste the difference between a Mars bar and a Milky Way?

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lelkins - 2day

idk why but mars bars taste like dirt, that is all i can say. i am an idiot, i know

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Goblinmancer [any] - 22hr

Lib nyt editor: overpopulation is a big problem we should have less children

Young people : Ok

1 year later

Lib nyt editor: LOW BIRTH RATES is an issue you must pump babies to save the whit- i mean the economy

Young people: ????

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Sickos [they/them, it/its] - 2day

People say Charlie Kirk will be missed

He was obviously hit

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Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 2day

Maybe he was missed a lot. Like every time he walked outside there were bullets just whizzing past him constantly and that was just the one that finally landed

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MF_COOM [he/him] - 2day

chefs-kiss

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DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them] - 16hr

Fuck the job market and how the porks engineered society where they can have their cake and eat it too….then play the victim.

Look at work, not only in real terms is labor cheaper than ever, there is a near infinite supply of workers thanks to ai and reserve army of labor bullshit. You see them mutter on how there are too many people who did everything right and now they’re “DrOwNiNg In ApPlIcAnTs!”.

Boo fucking hoo. How are you the victim here? What about me who literally cannot get any employer to notice me? Let alone not tell me to fuck off.

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woozy [it/its] - 17hr

my social assistance caseworker is legit a fucking cop asshole piece of shit i'm so fucking done i literally did everything right and she's trying to fuck me over i filled out a form explaining my limitations with my doctor and she's basically ignoring them saying why can't i find a remote job like did you fucking read the form???? you're literally trying to go over my doctors head right now???? i'm so fucking tired and the stress is literally making my chronic pain worse there's just no end to it

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CrispyFern [fae/faer, any] - 3day

Cleveland doesnt get enough shit tbh. They named their NFL team after a family guy side character?! Deeply unserious people.

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 3day

I be phoning up my dad with catgirl-cry there was this cat I couldn't feed and I feel bad" and he's like it's alright mijo want me to put Linda on the phone (one of our cats) and I don't mean video call I mean phone call. I love my dad for that catgirl-happy

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 2day

Your dad is cool

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 1day

He packed me some of the food our cats don't like so kitty got fed 😊

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 3day

No cap I am good looking enough to be a streamer, only held back by sucky internet and no computer skills, any flaws I have just add to my wonder and stop me from being perfect (unreal)

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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him] - 3day

be a gimmick streamer where the gimmick is the stream barely works but people want to see you, like trying to watch the scrambled tv channels

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 1day

I like this gimmick ngl

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lelkins - 2day

just slap an unregistered hypercam 2 watermark and invest in a bad microphone, boom you are good to be from the late 2000s. that's how i roll

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 1day

I got a decent enough mic only problem is streaming whatever I play, tried to some friends before and it wasn't great

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lelkins - 1day

i always have issues with recording. some streamers have a separate rig just to record computer somehow in order to reduce resource usage while playing and streaming at the same time because one computer does the streaming and the other is the one where you play in

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KuroXppi [they/them] - 2day

I've already subbed

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TerminalEncounter [she/her] - 2day

They have the best subs. Subs as far as the ocean is wide. Subs who would do anything

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 1day

News to me welcomed news at least

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 1day

I will not let you down rat-salute-2

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WokePalpatine [he/him] - 3day

I'm sick.

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FunkyStuff [he/him] - 3day

I don't know what's wrong with me, but I hope it gets worse.

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Aradino [they/them, comrade/them] - 2day

Fully sick az?

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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him] - 11hr

your honor, i would like to plead "uh oh spaghetti-o's" to the charges

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KuroXppi [they/them] - 22hr

This sunset really said flag-trans-pride

(Couldn't get a good photo in time without trees or powerlines)

(Edit: and ofc i can't take photos for shit, just trust me that the colours were more vivid)

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 1day

There should be a reality show caes The Wall where each contestant takes the course of a season to build a defensive wall and then it gets attacked by mideval recreationists with a huge budget so they csb build accurate scale siege engines and shit and the best wall wins.

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naom3 [she/her] - 1day

A friend just now: “how do you know who miss rachel is? You don’t have kids!”

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Keld [he/him, any] - 2day

Every time a director/writer/producer makes a film about the horrors of false accusations they should get put on a list, and not one of the good lists.

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FunkyStuff [he/him] - 2day

Does this mean that everyone behind Tàr gets to be on the good list?

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Keld [he/him, any] - 1day

Oscar nominee is a good lst

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tombruzzo [none/use name] - 22hr

This Machine Kills has figured it out. At the start of the latest episode they played a clip of Rogan essentially saying "they didn't say WHAT Jesus would come back as. There's nothing in the bible that says he COULDN'T come back as an AI."

Who is all in on AI? Peter Thiel.

What does AI need? Massive data centres.

Who is trying to stop massive data centres? Raging environmentalists.

Who is the biggest raging environmentalist? Greta Thunberg.

Peter Thiel is trying to bring about AI Jesus and Greta Thunberg is trying to stop him, thus making her the Antichrist.

It all makes sense now.

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WokePalpatine [he/him] - 1day

Mamdani, the Jacobin subscriber.

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miz [any, any] - 1day

can-excuse-1

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Cowbee [he/him, they/them] - 2day

For some reason the reactionaries are especially active on the fediverse lately.

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Frogmanfromlake [none/use name] - 13hr

Candace Owens apparently shifted from Israel killing Charlie Kirk to the French Foreign Legion killing him.

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 1day

Weird Al singing Killing in the Name Of has to be the clearest sign that the masses are ready to be mobilized that has ever existed in America

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TerminalEncounter [she/her] - 1day

Make way for Serious Al

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 1day

Serious Alfred has already become a meme in response to this

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TerminalEncounter [she/her] - 1day

Damn it I thought I was being original

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 1day

No shame in coming up with the same good joke as other people before you knew about it. Thst just means you're funny

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RION [she/her] - 3day

Get to work, sat down at my desk for a while, all of the sudden notice a bed bug crawling on my shoulder... And it seems like it was hiding in my coat because I saw bites on my neck that weren't there when I left the apartment. Then I check my chair and there's a bed bug shell/casing under one of the cushions. This coat dodged the chemical spray at my apartment because I originally donated it to work before yoinking it back on a cold day.

I feel like such an idiot. My parents asked if I thought it could be coming from work and I said I didn't think so because no one else had reported issues. But then I'm talking with the maintenance guy now and apparently not only are there clients walking in here with bed bugs, they're not keeping up with their regular cleaning of common chairs and such. they do apparently have professionals spray biweekly for pests

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RION [she/her] - 3day

Okay now I don't know if I was bit or not? My neck doesn't look red anymore maybe it was just some other irritation. Feels like I'm going crazy

Update: I was bit, almost looks like a vampire got me. Man being a vampiric thrall would go so hard right now

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cosmosaucer [he/him] - 2day

isnt it a massive issue if they reproduce because then you have to turn ur house into the boiler room of hell for weeks to get rid of them?

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RION [she/her] - 2day

It's either heat treatment, chemicals, or a special fungal agent yeah. My apartment was sprayed right before Thanksgiving and except for one night of bites the next Monday (might have been a straggler that immediately expired afterwards from the chemicals) it's been clean since then.

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Moss [they/them] - 2day

It's lame as hell that you have to be 35 to be president in America, when the country was founded by 20 year olds

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TerminalEncounter [she/her] - 1day

Since the country was younger than 35, all the first handful had waivers on the age requirement

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decaptcha [none/use name] - 20hr

TIL pulling the ladder up behind one's self was baked in the whole time

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Goblinmancer [any] - 2day

Why else they are called praying mantis

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hexaflexagonbear [he/him] - 2day

It’d be pretty fucked up eating them if they did, unless they believed in the wrong gods of course.

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hexaflexagonbear [he/him] - 2day

John Oliver having an episode on Bari Weiss is such a darkest timeline thing. She shouldn’t be relevant! She should be a random weirdo me and my twitter friends laugh at!! matt-jokerfied

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TerminalEncounter [she/her] - 2day

They kept saying twitter isnt real life and I guess now real life has become twitter

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oscardejarjayes [comrade/them] - 2day

Package was in my city, then got sent to a whole different state, and stopped giving any updates in tracking days ago.

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∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided] - 2day

angry-hex Someone took my EPUB, replaced the cover/frontpage which gave me credit (for the hours I spent on it), and uploaded it to libgen/zlib (annas-archive link.)

How do I know? Besides the structure just... looking like me. It has my little addition catgirl-smug

[ComLib/Edward: This seems to refer to Radeks speech at the Soviet Writers Congress in August 1934. A copy is available here: https://www.marxists.org/archive/radek/1934/sovietwritercongress.htm]

I'm happy that (probably) more people are reading it. But uknow I'll start adding myself as contributor or whatever the correct thing is in the metadata


This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] - 2day

Lol I caught Rona round 3. Pretty sure I lost my sense of taste for sweet and spicy things. Incredibly strange, I can feel the physical reaction my body has to spicy things but I can't taste it, and for sweet I can aromatically smell it's sweetness but I can't taste shit. Very strange hand I've been dealt this round. Wondering if this'll be permanent or not. Not to much of a biggie.

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CliffordBigRedDog [he/him] - 2day

biden-alert

Remembering in the early days of hexbear where a mod here got doxxed because they revealed that their family crest in the old country had a animal on it leading to ppl guessing that their surname was just the name of that animal in german and that along with other information he revealed enabled them to find his LinkedIn

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oscardejarjayes [comrade/them] - 2day

It's pretty impressive the number of people on Hexbear, there's as many active users here as some well-known orgs active membership.

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TerminalEncounter [she/her] - 2day

Its such a weird forum and I love that its still here but I did not think like 5 years ago Id still be using it

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blunder [he/him] - 2day

sicko-crowd

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MF_COOM [he/him] - 2day

Dang YouTube just put adjusting the speed of their videos behind a paywall. Genuinely clever move you pieces of shit this is the only thing that has ever made me even consider a paid YouTube subscription

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VHS [he/him] - 2day

Youtube is constantly A/B testing, it can really be irritating. I've seen it use two different UI layouts on the same day and the same computer (no login/cleared cookies). I can still adjust speed for now but we'll see if it goes away

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Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 2day

Download the video with yt-dlp, play it locally at whatever speed you want

Might be a bit overkill for short videos but it's way better for the sort of longform content where playback speed is a really big deal

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plinky [he/him] - 1day

hasn't visited youtube genuine website in 2 years self-award. What do you use it for that scrolling can't accomplish?

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MF_COOM [he/him] - 1day

I don't watch YouTube for pleasure, and if I did I wouldn't speed it up.

But part of my job is to curate videos to show to an audience so I have to watch them ahead of time, and watching them at 2x means I can do half as much work.

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plinky [he/him] - 1day

meow-floppy don't they have passable transcripts to scroll through, or you need visual contents checked as well?

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MF_COOM [he/him] - 1day

I need to know how things are said. And yeah visual content too.

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iArtemis [she/her, fae/faer] - 2day

trying to remember a book another communist recommended me and all i remember is that the cover was red thonk-cri i think we might've been talking about Colombia at the time?

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Enjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him] - 2day

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plinky [he/him] - 2day

bruh-moment

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 3day

Also feeling a sense of powerlessness, the escapism fantasies are real rn. I hate living under this shit ass system

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Grownbravy [they/them] - 1day

New update's here!

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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him] - 1day

where's his sharp teeth? sicko-yes

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TerminalEncounter [she/her] - 1day

Dental care advancements in the Stan Kelley verse

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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him] - 1day

or maybe warframe players grind their teeth hyuck hyuck

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Goblinmancer [any] - 1day

Gunn 000.1 seconds after making a hopecore movie (he just wants to make gotg over and over again)

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 3day

One major downside of being vegan is I can't give stray cats any of my food, I'm sorry kitty

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LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 3day

I mean, you absolutely CAN, just a matter of SHOULD

Not that I'm allowed to take any of it HOME anymore, but when I DID my big fat cat fuckin loves some sweet potato flatbread

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 3day

Do they get anything out of it, I'm worried of poisoning them since I eat a lot of garlic and chillies

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FumpyAer [any, comrade/them] - 3day

Garlic is not good for kitties :(

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 3day

No slop for them then

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LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 3day

Garlic and onion is both poisonous to cats but I'm also pretty sure they can handle it in very very small quantities since my cats have definitely eaten stuff with it in it and haven't gotten noticeably sick. But like I definitely don't give them more than like, a taste of whatever food at a time.

Otherwise I still wouldn't feed them too much vegan stuff even without allium since they're obligate carnivores

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 2day

Cats do get stuff out of sweet potato! Its really good for them and they like it a lot. My kitty also loves pumpkin and that's also good for em. If you have non garlic olives they go hard for em cause they have the same psychoactive effect as catnip, no joke. Garlic and chillies are a no go and especially for a stray kitty, a trace amount could be worse for a kitty who's not getting the nest nutrition anyway. Sweet potato and pumpkin mashed wirh a lil olive oil is usually well liked by kitties and gives em a bunch of vitamins they have a harder time getting normally.

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 1day

Gonna try that sweet potato and pumpkin w/ olive oil then for my older cats then first

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vovchik_ilich [he/him] - 2day

Serious: good period tracking app?

So yeah, my girlfriend had been using and liking Orchyd for her period tracking, but now they're deleting the app for some reason. She's tried a few open source alternatives like "drip." but not convinced because it doesn't give predictions of ovulation, PMS, etc. After searching for a while with her, some of the most popular good-looking options are paywalled, and we've so far settled on MeetYou, an app I found after looking for "Chinese period app", which seems decent but has ads and it's not open source.

What do you beautiful hexbears recommend?

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Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 20hr

I think there might not be a good one comrade deeper-sadness

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GayTuckerCarlson [she/her] - 2day

if you read this you are gay lmao

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plinky [he/him] - 3day

solidworks, more like liquid doesn't work

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tombruzzo [none/use name] - 19hr

Just heard about this mov called something like The Five Knights of Freddeux II. I quite like historical fiction and from what I understand it sounds like a mix between The Three Musketeers and Brotherhood Of The Wolf so I might check it out

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TankieTanuki [he/him] - 11hr

Found out yesterday that my crush is a lesbian

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Carl [he/him] - 3day

rolled a crit on my computer use check today, made more progress in my python program than in the past couple weeks put together

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ClathrateG [none/use name] - 13hr

tfw your mate cracks a bag and you're about to fiend a bump

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The_Grinch [he/him] - 2day

I made some beans today, or as I like to call them "beens" because I already been ate them.

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CrispyFern [fae/faer, any] - 2day

They say jazz is about the notes you don't play. In that case, I'm the greatest jazz musician of all time.

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Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 2day

The notes you're not playing suck actually, sorry to be the one to tell you this but I feel like it's better you find out now

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ratboy [they/them] - 2day

I have been touching a lot of fuckin grass lately, too much actually.

I'm also (technically) like 4 days late on submitting my critical analysis paper for a class. I think I figured out that I am extremely intimidated about writing an academic paper after being outta school so long. I might need accommodations to actually get through this. Hard to reckon with. It's gonna be a neat paper about ICE/Palestine/activism though

Also fuck my family they suck ass

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Carl [he/him] - 6hr

jon-yell WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK

AND WE CAAAAAAARRY THE FLAME lets-fucking-go

kril-scream WE FIIIIIIIGHT FOR THE GOSPELLLLL

AND WE HOOOOONOR HIS NAAAAAME kel-screm

ligma-2 WE ARE CHARRRRRLIE KIIIIIIRK

HIS COOOOOURAGE OUR OWWWWN pseudorca

croc-pog TOGEEEEEETHER UNBROKEEEEN

WE'LL MAAAAKE HEAVEN KNOWN lenin-pogger

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KuroXppi [they/them] - 3day

Drop the 'Facebook', just call it 'The'. It's cleaner

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 2day

So...is Big Boss's actual name John? I always figured both he and Ocelot were lying when they said their 'real' names in mgs3. No fucking way they're gonna doxx themselves.

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LocalOaf [they/them, she/her] - 2day

John Metal Gear, protagonist of Metal Gear

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 2day

I figured it was a John Doe kinda thing, which Ocelot picked up on and made a hint that he was ADAM the whole time but didnt give a real name either.

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hexaflexagonbear [he/him] - 3hr

“Markets can predict the weather” shit is so annoying because it’s driven by people who are accurately predicting the weather. It’s not wisdom of the crowds, it’s literally specialized firms that can do predictions relating to a small group of products well, and a bunch of brokerages being able to react to them. Like it’s cool that it can seem like it predicts some random events well, but the causality is backwards.

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Goblinmancer [any] - 2day

"Why do these russians keep letting me siege their cities" every european war monger for some reason

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MF_COOM [he/him] - 2day

Damn TIL Coco Chanel was a Nazi collaborator. Crazy to think someone whose whole existence is making fancy shit for rich people would be allied with fascists

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ClathrateG [none/use name] - 1day

Woah there's so much about JFK I never knew

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ClathrateG [none/use name] - 2day

I suck a lonely cock

The only one that I have ever known

That's right I'm sucking my own cock

Its a lot harder than it looks

No that's not a pun

I'm just not very flexi-ble

On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams

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uSSRI [he/him] - 3day

"...and im from the south so I know the confederate flag doesn't mean what everyone says it does."

Motherfucker if I didnt need this job in this dogshit economy...

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LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 3day

I'll never get over how the literal vice president of the confederacy gave a speech saying that slavery was literally the cornerstone upon which the confederacy was founded. It's called the cornerstone speech

And people still be like "it was about the banks or state rights or whatever"

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Veggie_Deluxe [any, comrade/them] - 9hr

I am feeling so alone and hopeless in this world. Like i was only born to bear witness to suffering. If we are the universe experiencing itself this chapter is about pain, discord, and confusion.

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HarryLime [any] - 2day

Got the wordle on the second try smuglord

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CrispyFern [fae/faer, any] - 2day

I have you doxxed motherfucker. You are clearly my sister who also got her wordle in 2 today.

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ClathrateG [none/use name] - 2day

🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩
🟩⬛🟩🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

damn you

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hexaflexagonbear [he/him] - 2day

amogus playing soccer

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plinky [he/him] - 3day

you can't spell pyotr without yo spanish-republican

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 1day

Ran out of cookies so eating the fresh fruit my neighbors have given me, I know it's better for me and some people pay good money for this but damn the struggle is fucking real

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 1day

The phrase "some people pay good money for this" awoke the line from paper Mario thousand year door where Hooktail tries to get you to smell her feet by saying just that before she steps on you mario-thumbs-up so tell em hexbears what do you pay good money for and would marx approve marx-hi

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buckykat [none/use name] - 2day

Got called a tankie lol

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MF_COOM [he/him] - 2day

stuff

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oscardejarjayes [comrade/them] - 2day

dprk-general literally you

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ClathrateG [none/use name] - 2day

gold-communist

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LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 2day

I just had a brilliant idea

You know how some people argue about beans in chili? what if I made deep fried bayou bean balls and put those in chili like a beany dumpling

I think im inventing new shit here

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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him] - 1day

red bean mochi format but savory dumpling flavor profile bean-think

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 2day

Ride the Lighting at 33rpm is such a good Bolt Thrower record

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avoid_the_noid [any, mirror/your pronouns] - 1day

I'm the newest person at the bjj gym. Rolled tonight with another white belt. Big boy. Dude spammed chokes on me like a motherfucker. Not even like applying gradual pressure, just straight choking that shit. My throat is sore is fuck and it hurts to swallow. Like damn bro, I know you wanted to attempt some shit you saw on tv or youtube or whatever but I gotta work tomorrow.

Conversely, rolling with the blue belts was really enjoyable. Could tell they were going easy on me but still letting me attempt stuff, just not giving up any position.

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Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 20hr

Yeah, there's definitely a combination of beginners not having proper body control to go easy in training and also people who don't know wtf they're doing feeling like they've got something to prove.

It really sucks when you run into some asshole who is really skilled and an insecure manbaby with something to prove though. Most gyms I've been to know better than to let those shitheads hang around, but of course that means they go form their own gyms and then unsuspecting people walk into the designated shithead gym and just get assaulted under the guise of 'training'

I guess my point is, make sure you've got your eyes open for the shitheads and don't hang around with them, no sense getting hurt in training, that's the opposite of the purpose

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CDommunist [she/her, love/loves] - 2day

Whats the deal with airline fooooood? They use to give you good food, now its bad!

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plinky [he/him] - 2day

it's cause you can't smoke anymore, cause of woke

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CrispyFern [fae/faer, any] - 2day

Remember that King Tut was a relatively insignificant monarch, imagine what was buried with Djoser and Khufu

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Keld [he/him, any] - 24hr

It's so amazing how Japan elected a woman frothing fascist who in turn appointed a woman incel. Breaking down gender barriers.

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CrispyFern [fae/faer, any] - 1day

How to tell barber I want an ahoge without saying that?

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WokePalpatine [he/him] - 1day

"Give me the Nagisa"

5
Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 3hr

I sometimes think beautiful people must not have any problems and then I look within and realize I do have problems, I handle them gracefully to the point where others may not fully know the struggles I face

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Arahnya [he/him, fae/faer] - 3day

Lemonade le le lemonade wwwwweeeeoooeoeoeoo Candy boys ca ca candy boys kirby-dance

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wombat [none/use name] - 1day

it is december 10 and stalin saved the world from fascism

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hexaflexagonbear [he/him] - 1day

The only issue with heated rivals is that it’s too forward with the gay romance. We need to trick some hockey chuds into watching it sicko-wistful

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miz [any, any] - 3day

I dreamed I was on a ten-hour long haul flight seated next to the smoke ape. they never told him to stop chiefing

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hexaflexagonbear [he/him] - 1day

Only 3 unpopped kernels. I’m basically a god.

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Sickos [they/them, it/its] - 24hr

ligma-1ligma-2

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 1day

I finished Yakuza infinite wealth and yet I find out my wealth didn't in fact become infinitecatgirl-huh was it the friends I made along the way or is it after I do all the substories or dlc I'm so confused

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FALGSConaut [comrade/them] - 16hr

I'm eternally angry at my city for ruining transit stops in favour of "safety" (hostile anti-homeless architecture). They've fully removed any shelter so the heaters they do have installed (and rarely turn on) do jack shit. Combine that with the infrequent schedule and taking transit in winter is truely miserable (by design?)

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Grownbravy [they/them] - 2day

The cure for Male Loneliness isn't a 92-95 Honda Civic Hatch, but it would do a lot to make me happy

9
LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 12hr

PSA: Do NOT buy bags of pre-cut collard greens, those fucking AMATEURS will include all the big fucking stem bits and your greens will be 10x more palatable if you cut that shit out of them

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hexaflexagonbear [he/him] - 2day

Metro 2033 but instead of nuclear holocaust everyone migrated to the Moscow metro because it seemed like a chill place to live

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Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 1day

If you ever feel safe/endanger/confused just know that I'm here saul-stare

9
LocalOaf [they/them, she/her] - 2day

an unusually amicable old west gunslinger that thinks this town is big enough fer tha two of us howdy-skull

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 2day

New guy at work laughed when I said the American century of humiliation is well underway in response to some news thing. I think he's a5 least soets on the ball, he's a dishwasher and when putting stuff away he'll signs where hes going with either 'on your left' or 'on your right' waited til it was quiet and he was coming g in left side to say 'I doubt it. Im pretty radical" he didnt seen to catch the signal

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CDommunist [she/her, love/loves] - 3day

alec baldwin just shot adam friedland

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TerminalEncounter [she/her] - 2day

If you play kiss kiss kiss (yoko) backwards it kinda sounds like "i shot john lennon" which is unfortunate cause Double Fantasy (the album its from) is a bit about their love story and marriage and then he actually was shot a bit after its release

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HexaSnoot [none/use name] - 2day

thonk When I picture things in my head, I keep thinking Stalin and Fidel Castro are the same person, and Soviet Russia and Cuba are the same country. How do I seperate these people and places in my mind?

If you can't tell, I really don't know much history and could use little bits of info at a time to build more distinct pictures of these two men and countries. If I am to be honest, I'm scared of reading the terrible struggles forced upon them and their people. It makes me very sad, but I will try to at least check a few small things out. I might be too depressed to read almost anything, but I figure there's got to be something for me out there. It'd be nice if I got the fun/happy facts as well as the sad ones.

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 2day

Stalin died a couple months before the Cuban revolution started. Cuba is a tropical island in the western hemisphere and Russia is a fuck off big country taking up good chunk of the northeastern hemisphere and kinda spilling into other quadrants a bit. Stalin's More Cold and More Old and Castro is More Young in More Sun?

As stated below season 2 of Blowback had ya covered for the Cuban Revolution as well as Castro as an El Presidente to a lesser extent. I dunno where one would find an easy to digest and not mostly incorrect account of Stalin. Dude had a LOT of haters who got publishing deals

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cosmosaucer [he/him] - 2day

Proles of the round table are doing a 13+(?) episode series on Stalin, from what i hear theyre very good, though not sure if 13 episodes is easy to digest

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 2day

Never listened so I dunno. My knowledge comes from a variety of bits and pieces over the years and I honestly dont know that much about the guy. Ive read his writings and the broad strokes and sit in the generally in favor group regsrding the guy but in the end I know more about what is commonly believed but isnt true than the full truth.

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Enjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him] - 2day

Stalin died a couple months before the Cuban revolution started.

So you're saying no-one ever saw Stalin and Fidel in the same revolutionary moment? I think I'm picking up what you're putting down...

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HexaSnoot [none/use name] - 2day

While I'm trying to draw a coherent picture of each, maybe footage of them and their countries could help. I think there's vastly different kinds of weather. I know Russia can be snowy and Cuba is very hot. Appearance of common plants, animals, architecture, and machines could look different in each country too as we look at them during each leader's time. Those all could relate back to the needs of people which needed to be met.

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FunkyStuff [he/him] - 2day

Wanna try listening to Blowback season 2 or watching Soy Cuba (Fidel doesn't appear in this movie, but it should give you a pretty visceral sense of what Cuba is like and it's one of the best films of all time)? Blowback S2 is not very heavy compared to most of their other seasons. It's largely focused on the very successful revolutionary movement, with a fair bit of context about what life was like before the revolution which is a bit sad. Soy Cuba is mostly sad, but picks up the tone at parts and it's an optimistic movie at its core.

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Sickos [they/them, it/its] - 2day

Joey Steel isn't his birth name. Castro's is.

Not to deadname him, but does calling Stalin "Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili" help identify the difference between a Eurasian and a Cuban?

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WhyEssEff [she/her] - 4hr

I don’t care whether E33 deserves each of the awards it’s taking I’m annoyed at it for turning what should be a celebration of GAMES into a celebration of GAME

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take_five_moments [any] - 2day

supposed to work a double? boss calls me off for the morning? sleep til noon?? tired as shit???? winning????

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VHS [he/him] - 6hr

r*ddit beans

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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him] - 2day

YO YO YO, IT'S BIG J.D. IN THE HOUSE

debatebro-l

"MY NAME IS J.D. VANCE"jaby-vance

"I SHIDDED IN MY PANTS" charlie-kirk

"NOW THEY'RE FULL OF ANTS" bug-facts

"I MAILED THAT PAIR TO FRANCE" france-cool

"NOW IT'S TIME TO DANCE" kobeni-dance

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GeckoChamber [he/him] - 2day

You eat salt even though the chloride ions in it are well known for literally STEALING electrons from innocent sodium atoms?

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TerminalEncounter [she/her] - 2day

The chloride ions are donating their electrons 😌✨️

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CliffordBigRedDog [he/him] - 2day

They're stealing their negativity tho

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MF_COOM [he/him] - 2day

Netflix removed the red N logo from the icons of their IP how am I supposed to efficiently sift past Netflix content on Netflix now

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buckykat [none/use name] - 2day

People are still paying for netflix?

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MF_COOM [he/him] - 2day

I don't but when I went to cancel my partner took up payment because they have reality shows she watches. So I have it anyways, but rarely watch anything on it

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oscardejarjayes [comrade/them] - 2day

You ever just wonder why Melina is the way they are?

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PowerLurker [they/them] - 2day

sometimes, though i mostly just wish there were better infrastructure to actually get them to stay gone. but without a reddit-tier panopticon of privacy violations i get that permabans can't really be a thing on hexbear. i try not to expend too much curiosity on someone who's harassed 50% of the userbase here over a >half decade period. i do think, though, that leaving open a "containment comm" for them and all their friends to hang out in sends the wrong message to that userbase.

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KrupskayaPraxis - 15hr

::: spoiler alcohol As an autistic, it's crazy how alcohol can lessen my overstimulation. I needed it, because I have a work christmas dinner this evening :::

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lelkins - 12hr

lelkins fell off, he's not funny at all

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Keld [he/him, any] - 16hr

Every show that was ever made in a "Mockumentary" style would have been better if it just wasn't.

Note: This does not apply to movies.

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oscardejarjayes [comrade/them] - 2day

I swear that TrueAnon got banned recently, but it seems they didn't. I'm pretty confident I'm not mixing it up with The Deprogram, so I don't know where I got this from.

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MF_COOM [he/him] - 2day

They got banned after posting too close to the sun after Oct 7 but then came back up after like a month or something

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oscardejarjayes [comrade/them] - 2day

hmm, that might be it

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Goblinmancer [any] - 23hr

"E33 has the best narrative in a video game ever" mfers when they play as the goldscale kobolds in Anbennar, struggle to survive the hobgoblin legions, making desperate alliances, and climb the highest mountains and peaks until they found the Gold Dragon, the slayer of ignorance, and dismantle the world strongest empire because he doesn't like its architecture style.

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Vostok_ [none/use name] - 1day

@proledevil noticed me and instantly retweeted all my art and gave me a follow, I am extremely grateful but I have literally 0 idea what the social media etiquette is for responding to such an occasion.

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CDommunist [she/her, love/loves] - 2day

On the bus ty driver rat-salute-2

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CDommunist [she/her, love/loves] - 2day

Posting on the clock mission-accomplished-1

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Goblinmancer [any] - 24hr

bf6 lore is pure slop but its funny that the evil anti NATO merc is actually CIA front lol

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CrispyFern [fae/faer, any] - 1day

It's interesting, one of the fastest ways to lose a multiplayer video game is to tilt your own team, yet g*mers simply can't help themselves classic

8
Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 22hr

They would far rather lose than win because if they lose they can blame everyone else and thereby remain the perfect innocent blameless victim who just can't catch a break

4
Veggie_Deluxe [any, comrade/them] - 11hr

its a good thing i have been to the left of mao for decades because i can see how interacting with the identity politics poisoned nu-left causes the unaligned to go to the right. These people on tumblr and bluesky are insufferable idiots and do more harm than good. i become very despondent, like this is the result of a cause being successfully castrated. America is fucked (good) but the people in it are too (mostly bad).

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CrispyFern [fae/faer, any] - 2day

"communication is key" okay, but whats the lock?

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LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 12hr

what if you took an american style chili and threw it at the end of making some fried rice for some chili fried rice (i'm thinking like 5/8ths as much chili as rice)

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FunkyStuff [he/him] - 2day

If Luigi Mangione is found not guilty and Tyler Robinson is found guilty we all gotta hit the gym. You can get away with anything if you're jacked.

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 2day

Painkiller by Judas Priest is about Stalin. My headcanon

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LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 1day

Stayed in bed all day because i feel sick and couldn't sleep and when i get up and put in my contacts one of my eyes decides to explode into an itchy bloodshot mess and what is this, these were new contacts ugh fuck. I guess i'm going back to bed

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Goblinmancer [any] - 2day

Whats with this genre of "leftist gamer tweeter?" Just go back and cry about snipers/shotguns being op and flame your team sniper for missing a shot against Tracer man.

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GeckoChamber [he/him] - 2day

Before 2012 only verified experts voiced their opinions on the internet

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booty [he/him] - 2day

My Chinese teacher said she thinks of the DPRK as still being in the 80s.

I can see it lmao

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LadyCajAsca [she/her, comrade/them] - 3day

You know, I almost forgot this wasn't a Marxist only instance until I realized that's what lemmygrad's for

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Sickos [they/them, it/its] - 2day

AC-AnarKitty we're here, we're just also communists.

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HarryLime [any] - 1day

SEVEN THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED YEARS!

THIS MUST BE BECAUSE OF ALL THAT BAD STUFF I DID!

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WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them] - 3day

Really fucked up of NYT to put Pride in the "things that aren't real" category in Connections today

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thelastaxolotl [he/him] - 2day

Mr MAmdahni, I hear you still havent denounced HaSSan Piker the twitch streamer. Does he have a shock collar on you?

Im glad we keep adding taglines lol

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blipblip [they/them] - 14hr

One big stressor for the week handled, two to go. Can't wait for Sunday

7
Arahnya [he/him, fae/faer] - 20hr

Im a seal boy, when I want fish I spin around on the floor and bark all night 🦭

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 1day

"Sorry, I know you like dirty talk but...im not gonna say your dick is better than Season 4 of The Wire. No. Not even as role-play. I can only stretch the truth so far before it becomes absurd. Maybe season 2? What? No, I think thats the 2nd best season baby! Yeah, the cast change is jarring but the events are the catalyst for the rest of the series, I wasnt into it the first warch either but it grows on you. No honey, I was just talking about the show itself, im mot saying your dick is jarring until you get used to it. What about season 3? Can we agree your dick is as good as season 3? I like that one a bit less than 2 myself but if that's what you wanna hear..."

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CrispyFern [fae/faer, any] - 2hr

I was unaware that "conquer your demons" meant you should go outside and stab a demon to death. That sounds a lot more doable than self improvement.

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Keld [he/him, any] - 13hr

Cri du chat is kind of a super messed up name for a disease.

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hexaflexagonbear [he/him] - 4hr

The resident evil movies are the perfect game adaptation because they somehow suffer from ludonarrative dissonance even though it shouldn’t be possible for the medium.

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CrispyFern [fae/faer, any] - 8hr

there should be a show where an actual psychic has to bullshit their way through detective work by pretending to have sherlock holmes level skills

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whatdoiputhere12 [any, he/him] - 3day

First world moan:

Tyre destroyed, now the chain is fucked

This week has been an absolute disaster for my bike

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hexaflexagonbear [he/him] - 1day

So is there a mister trial?

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Cowbee [he/him, they/them] - 3day

Mega mega mega THREAD kropotkin-shining

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AernaLingus [any] - 2day

Mega mega THREAD THREAD kropotkin-shining

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buckykat [none/use name] - 1day

Bit idea I'm already doing and will continue to do:

Every time I see a post about some take from the Pope, I'm rewriting it with "The Pope" replaced with "Jeffrey Epstein" because every Pope is morally equivalent to Jeffrey Epstein.

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Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 22hr

Yo based, I might have to pick up that habit.

5
GeckoChamber [he/him] - 3day

Cryptic crossword clue:

Popular Hexbear figure banned first in AES struggle session? (6)

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CDommunist [she/her, love/loves] - 3day

Stalin

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KuroXppi [they/them] - 3day

Answer please walter

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robot_dog_with_gun [they/them] - 2day

::: spoiler Mamdani walks back to the couch after taking a shit :::

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KuroXppi [they/them] - 2day

Rookie. Just shit on the couch

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tombruzzo [none/use name] - 1day

Dead Space: Backshots Edition?

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GeckoChamber [he/him] - 17hr

I just hit myself on the knuckles with a log while getting firewood, and I have a big zit on my forehead, so now I can't go out in my cool-ass jacket or it will look like I've been in a street fight

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 2hr

People blasting off on shatter and cartridges will never write sick riffs about. There is no Sleep or Bongzilla for these. Amerijuanica has fallen

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oscardejarjayes [comrade/them] - 2day

I still find it wild that Trump was so much more willing to do ceasefires in the Middle East than any of the important Democrat politicians. Wild that he could even be close to being the harm-reduction candidate.

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blunder [he/him] - 2day

Has to be balanced against the internal persecution, but it's hard to say how different that would have been in practice vs. just in optics with KKKopmala. But largely I agree

4
WokePalpatine [he/him] - 2day

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GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 5hr

Getting called a Scrooge for hating christmas is fucking bushit cause I hate it for the exact reason he would fucking love it nowadays. Cause it's an orgiastic frenzy of consumption and grift. Rich fuckers love christmas, capitalists from the biggest to smallest probably love it more than anyone cause they're taking the cash from our pockets by the truckload. I am a GRINCH motherfuckers! I want to take every representation of christmas to the top of a montain and hurl it off.

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oscardejarjayes [comrade/them] - 2day

I think it would be cool for the smaller comms to have month-long megathreads that are only pinned in the comm, not sitewide.

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LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 12hr

I need a fucking portable tire pump with a straight connector on it because the L shaped plugs won't fit between the hubcaps on my partner's car but searching for that shit on amazon or whatever just yields a bunch of straight connection ADAPTERS AND THAT'S NOT WHAT I FUCKING WANT I NEED A TIRE PUMP THAT IS THE SAME AS THE ONE THAT I HAD THAT BROKE

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woozy [it/its] - 10hr

if anyone has medical training, could i ask what a "guarded" prognosis means to you?

(@Keld@hexbear.net i think you are in the medical field if i remember correctly, feel free to ignore if this is too direct or if i'm wrong sorry)

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Rojo27 [he/him] - 1day

Mets 2024- Get to NLCS, sign Soto in the off-season

Mets 2025- Miss playoffs. Trade away Nimmo, let Diaz and Alonso walk.

The Mets doing Mets shit. The universe is still perfectly balanced as it should be.

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uSSRI [he/him] - 12hr

Someone just told me the US seized an oil rig and I was freaking out....they meant the tanker from yesterday.

Whew.

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CrispyFern [fae/faer, any] - 2day

Sting taking off the Sting mask to reveal that he is Sting i-cant

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hexaflexagonbear [he/him] - 1day

I would never cheat on Uma Thurman

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WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them] - 2day

🎶phoenix wright i creep at night / jury deep is how i creep🎶

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mayakovsky [any] - 1day

The internet is bad and should be abolished. Nothing good can come of this shit and its expansion necessitates further destruction of the earth.

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XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name] - 19hr

:this:

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Carl [he/him] - 3day

If an error message is erroneously created, was it? soviet-hmm

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wombat [none/use name] - 6hr

it is december 11 and stalin saved the world from fascism

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oscardejarjayes [comrade/them] - 2day

I don't really aim to keep my doors unlocked, but I do leave them that way occasionally and it's never been a problem, it's just so rare for people I don't know to come by. The last "random" person to try my door was already in my phones contacts, even. I've been burglarized before, but never here.

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Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 2day

I sometimes forget to lock the door on the way to the grocery store or something. Never been a problem here either. I've never experienced a burglary, never heard of one in the entire neighborhood. One time like 15 years ago my car was unlocked and somebody dug through everything overnight presumably hoping to find cash, drugs, or valuables and didn't bother taking anything that was in there. That's the closest I've got. A thief who doesn't even want what I've got lmao

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oscardejarjayes [comrade/them] - 2day

Oh yeah, almost that exact same car thing has happened to me too, not where I live now though. I'm lucky enough to not need a car anymore, I find driving so unpleasant, it's a shame it's a necessity in so many places.

I did get my car stolen once, but I'd had it for decades so it was a bit of a junker, so they just took it for a joyride, stole the doors, and basically brought it back, to a few blocks away. If I remember right the doors were technically worth more than the rest of the car, because of the spare parts market or something?

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buckykat [none/use name] - 2day

Back when I had a car, I once had the hood stolen. Just the hood, nothing inside, nothing that stopped it from running, car wasn't moved an inch.

6
CrispyFern [fae/faer, any] - 2day

be respectful towards all forms of music

5
robot_dog_with_gun [they/them] - 2day

i can't do that while christian rock and white nerd rap exist.

4
ClathrateG [none/use name] - 2day

flipping flops errday till hexbear says they're flopflic

5
KuroXppi [they/them] - 3day

Fir

5
FunkyStuff [he/him] - 3day

Anthropomorphic tree media. The Firry fandom. Quality ent-ertainment!

5
Cat_Daddy [any, any] - 3day

Douglass

4
Cat_Daddy [any, any] - 3day

Yeah yeah yeah, get that bread

5
Wmill [they/them, fae/faer] - 5hr

Gonna head down to the crossroad and smoke the devil's ass classic

5
someone [comrade/them, they/them] - 20hr

geordi-no "Milligrams"

geordi-yes "Fun calories"

5
oscardejarjayes [comrade/them] - 2day

bit idea: the Axis wins WWII, but fast forward to the modern day and it's basically identical to how it is now.

5
hexaflexagonbear [he/him] - 4hr

See you in Valhalla, brother.

5
wombat [none/use name] - 2day

it is december 9 and stalin saved the world from fascism

5
Aradino [they/them, comrade/them] - 3day

I obtained noodles.

Tonight I shall feast on green curry. And noodles. And fried tofu puffs. And whatever is in the bag of frozen mixed veg at the back of my freezer.

5
Aradino [they/them, comrade/them] - 3day

I may even enjoy some bread to mop up the remaining curry ohohoho

4
LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 2day

Just say this in a voice like Mordecai and Rigby: deep fried bayou bean balls. Deep fried bayou bean balls! DEEP FRIED BAYOU BEAN BALLS

5
GalaxyBrain [they/them] - 1day

What if Palpatine whole evil plan to take over was actually Darth Maul's idea? He didn't do it himself and usurp Palpatine cause he knew he couldn't get into political office with face tattoos in the 2000s.

5
miz [any, any] - 1day

The Weedmacht: 420 Blitz It

5
RION [she/her] - 7hr

I started watching house clips because of that silly house rap and I'm kinda digging it. Is it good

5
LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 5hr

saw the heroes of newerth channel promoting some video with a streamer named AngryTestie in it

shout out to the time 10+ years ago that I spanked his ass off in the original heroes of newerth as Amun Ra with an absolutely worthless team vs him as Legionnaire with a team that wasn't worthless

I wish I could find the video because mmmm it was so gratifying getting DMs from random people telling me how mad I was making this guy by absolutely styling on him

i wanna play this game but I'm mad that I paid for a game, they made it free to play, then they went offline and now they're trying to sell the same game again

5
CDommunist [she/her, love/loves] - 3day

fr fr chat Im bouta cancel culture your 67 with my skibidi ohio monster slurpdom

4
john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them] - 2hr

Did I enjoy Expedition 33? Definitely.

Did it deserve to practically sweep the awards, while other notable games from this year did not receive the recognition they deserve? Probably not.

Do I love to see Gamers™ get super salty about it? Absofuckinglutely.

4
LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 8hr

i love how paradox is wasting dev time on Vic3 now when they could have just had more people working on EU5 for longer, and, anyway, they still can't make the game not fucking piss me off

they FINALLY, after what, 3 years, added the ability to negotiate and affect interest groups passing laws

so I hit a button that gives me -15% bureaucracy in exchange for the rural folk not opposing me passing this law, well guess what? I got -15% bureaucracy and they're still opposing passing the law!

oh, and cool, they made it start with Great Britain possessing Fernando Po instead of Spain? For some fucking reason? so now Great Britain is just going to beat me to colonizing West Africa 100% of the time now instead of just 80%? cool great game

idiot devs

4
CrispyFern [fae/faer, any] - 8hr

im gonna go find myself and yell at god

4
CrispyFern [fae/faer, any] - 2day

Jerry is the anti-Swanson. They are similar in that everything they do is high quality and hold true to their outlook on life, but otherwise their qualities, personality and outcomes exact opposites

4
CliffordBigRedDog [he/him] - 2day

Also he has a mega hog

2
WokePalpatine [he/him] - 2hr

4
Sickos [they/them, it/its] - 17hr

hamberder

4
Goblinmancer [any] - 53min

Average paradox game tactics

3
whatdoiputhere12 [any, he/him] - 7hr

It’s now the time of the year where I listen to people shit on the worst songs of the year. I have no idea what the top song is right now, as my playlist is mostly 2010s music. The only song from this year I know of is lady gaga’s abracadabra

3
HarryLime [any] - 6hr

Jordan Walsh

3