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When the cat knocks over and breaks all the dishes, forcing you to buy new ones

Without Chairman Meow, There Would Be No New China.

Esoteir [he/him] - 7day

i completely misanticipated the joke and tried to read the title to the tune of "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore"

anti-italian-action

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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns] - 7day

I think I found your cat, OP. Answers to "Chairkitty Meow" and immediately decided my stuffed panda bear was the best snuggle buddy in the building. Does that sound like your kitty?

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