2lbs of kitkat! On sale at menards for $11.29 (snack size lol)
only available in the usa
AernaLingus [any] - 4day
Individually Wrapped Bars
nooo I wanted to believe
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LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them] - 4day
Mods plz delete this comment, it's ruining my image of what could be
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InevitableSwing [none/use name] - 4day
That reminds me of a Bill Hicks' joke which over the decades is mutating to be more social commentary than humor. The set-up was that he's in Tennessee and things are different there. He's driving around and he ends up at a truck stop or something. He wants coffee. The counter guy has a question.
"What size coffee you want? The pussy size or the large?"
"I dunno. The large - I guess?"
"You're gonna wanna pull your car 'round back. I'm gonna start that pump." yik-yik-yik-yik-yik
"Do I want to be awake that long in Tennessee? I don't think I do. Gimme the pussy size."
The pump sound was great. Hicks was really fantastic at vocal sound effects.
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came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them] - 4day
gimmie a break
gimmie a break
break me off a piece of that
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Break Me Off A Piece Of That Kit Kat Bar! (tm)
2lbs of kitkat! On sale at menards for $11.29 (snack size lol)
only available in the usa
nooo I wanted to believe
Mods plz delete this comment, it's ruining my image of what could be
That reminds me of a Bill Hicks' joke which over the decades is mutating to be more social commentary than humor. The set-up was that he's in Tennessee and things are different there. He's driving around and he ends up at a truck stop or something. He wants coffee. The counter guy has a question.
"What size coffee you want? The pussy size or the large?"
"I dunno. The large - I guess?"
"You're gonna wanna pull your car 'round back. I'm gonna start that pump." yik-yik-yik-yik-yik
"Do I want to be awake that long in Tennessee? I don't think I do. Gimme the pussy size."
The pump sound was great. Hicks was really fantastic at vocal sound effects.
gimmie a break
gimmie a break
break me off a piece of that
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