Also you're tied down so you can't storm the cockpit.
miz [any, any] - 5day
if I get to keep that bag of money, 0
EDIT: plus, you know Clarence won't try to start a conversation
56
SuperZutsuki [they/them] - 5day
(it's full of Iraqi Dinars)
39
miz [any, any] - 5day
I'll spend the whole flight passing notes to Donald about revaluing it
42
Horse {they/them} - 5day
::: spoiler and i will make sure to dress appropriately
:::
35
MemesAreTheory [he/him, any] - 5day
With an outfit like that I don't think it matters which seat you choose. I'm going to have to say 8 or 9 will probably guarantee the non-survival of the most impactful targets, though, because we can safely assume several aisles forward and back get got too.
12
Matty Roses - 5day
Loomer will get thrown off again, and you get 2 seats.
32
Acute_Engles [he/him, any] - 5day
2
I gotta talk to the smoke ape it's probably got cool powers
How tied down are we talking? Can I still set off my vest?
29
Posadas [he/him, they/them] - 5day
Sorry, TSA took it since it used bottles larger than 3.4 ounces (100 ml)
17
corvidenjoyer [she/her] - 5day
What if I swallow a stick of dynamite before I get on the plane like a loony toones character?
23
daniyeg [he/him] - 5day
9 definitely. can scam elon out of some money. AI powered meme coin with governance functions for improving government efficiency launching at the price of $4.20 per token with a dark pool where we secretly own 70% of the float. we can have a second token as well and swap between them with an AI algorithm to keep them stable in case the price drops before we can dump our share. we can call it ElonCoin and every white woman that wants to get an IVF kid with musk gets 10k tokens to solve the fertility problem in united states, and this token can be used to secure the future of the kid by transferring it to a secure account and investing it in tesla. I'll just need 200 million dollars to get this whole thing up and running. 190 mil will be spent on ads on X itself (in reality i pocket the entire 200 mil).
it's foolproof.
25
DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them] - 5day
As if I can't purposefully annoy the living hell out of any of them until they shut up. They're stuck on the plane with me
25
robotElder2 [he/him] - 5day
Just have to imply that some pizzagate stuff happened at a papajohns and I've got in-flight entertainment
22
hotspur [he/him] - 5day
I mean 4 is so obviously better than alternatives, the quiz feels like a non choice. I get papa John AND Alex jones???
16
supdawg813 [comrade/them] - 5day
yeah but you have to sit in front of some of the most fascist loudmouths in the country
5
hotspur [he/him] - 5day
Shit yeah I neglected to consider the rows in front and back, you’re definitely gonna have to listen to them as well, sigh.
But people are picking the Trump and RFK row and I think they’re forgetting how bad Trump is supposed to smell. RFK would probably keep offering you tinctures and months old jerky he made from dead birds he found around Washington so I don’t buy that that’s a good option.
5
Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] - 5day
I don't care how but that plane is gonna crash with me on it and I at least want front seats to victory
Any. At cruising altitude I crack my false tooth filled with VX nerve agent as I belch with my mouth wide open from the can of sprite I slammed during initial ascent. It's been an honor.
20
decaptcha [none/use name] - 5day
Superb editorial decision to make #3 the Third Wheel™ seat
19
Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them] - 5day
I'm picking 8. 10 hours of telling Trump what I overheard the other passengers saying about him. Just lean forward and loudly tell Elon "No, you're not smarter than the President!" and then watch him dig himself deeper.
18
mrfugu [he/him, any] - 5day
Because maybe the gorilla will share his weed with me and the other seat is just AI so it’ll be empty enough for me to put extra bags on.
17
UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her] - 5day
If I have to talk to them, it's gotta be 8. Trump is probably entertaining to talk to and RFK might drop one of his absolutely insane stories. Most importantly, I think we could talk for a long time without bringing up politics. As a conservative-passing white guy, I could probably pretend not to despise them for long enough and have an okay time. Definitely wouldn't wanna be a woman in that seat though.
There are other people on there that I could ignore but also quite a few where the thought of sitting next to them legit makes my blood boil.
15
ClimateStalin [they/them, he/him] - 5day
I couldn’t listen to RFK speak for the duration of a flight without killing him or myself
6
Owl [he/him] - 5day
9 easy. I bet I could convince Jeff Bezos that it'd be funny to help me scam Elon Musk out of a bunch of money.
15
Infamousblt [any] - 5day
9 because I want to watch Musk seethe while Trump keeps kicking the back of his chair
15
SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 5day
I'm pulling the emergency door handle on the tarmac.
14
XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name] - 5day
if it's a ten hour flight i'm realistically showing up higher than a kite and sleeping literally the whole time without exchanging a word to anyone so i'll take the money
0 but if Clarence orders a coke I'm "accidentally" knocking it over
13
Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her] - 5day
8, and I'll lock it in and try my best to convince/manipulate Trump.
12
SerialExperimentsGay [she/her, fae/faer] - 5day
I recognize 13 out of 20 and that's 13 too many.
12
Antiwork [none/use name, he/him] - 5day
Yeah idk the ape lighting up a bowl, 4 right and 6 left. 5 or 6 of them are gimmes for most people unengaged with politics
11
peeonyou [he/him] - 5day
how long before i have to take the flight? i want to do some extreme martial arts training beforehand
11
Antiwork [none/use name, he/him] - 5day
3 ez. I can switch the middle seat with Erikkka and they'll both leave me alone
9
Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them] - 5day
I don't know who the guy next to 0 is, but sitting next to a bag of money sounds best, I could probably stretch my legs a bit that way and use it as a pillow.
9
barrbaric [he/him] - 5day
Clarence Thomas, current supreme court judge and piece of shit. Try to strangle him with the bag!
6
BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them] - 5day
Alex Jones and Papa John easy. That is the only remotely survivable spot on the plane
9
miz [any, any] - 5day
3 would be awful, they would be trying to make out across you
7
InevitableSwing [none/use name] - 5day
Ethan_Hawke_as_a_█████_looking_into_a_mirror.gif
6
miz [any, any] - 5day
3
culpritus [any] - 5day
9 because you know they won't help each other, so you can get some important work done in Minecraft
6
redsteel @lemmygrad.ml - 5day
The Jason Bateman knock-off and whoever that other one is on #4, mostly because I don't recognize either of them and I'll roll the dice on it whereas I know all the other neo-nazi cockroaches.
2
Ram_The_Manparts [he/him] - 5day
No idea who the guy on the left is, right is Alex Jones
2
sewer_rat_420 [he/him, any] - 5day
The other guy is the original Papa John, known for going on an n-word filled tirade during a shareholder meeting before being replaced by Shaq. Probably not a too horrible person to be next to, he's racist but so is everyone else on an average USAian flight. And Alex jones would probably dominate the conversation anyways
6
schlongjohnson [he/him] - 5day
pretty sure thats papa john, the pizza man
2
Saapas - 4day
Next to the blonde woman
2
StinkySocialist @lemmy.ml - 4day
If seat 2 comes with weed or seat 4 comes with coke either one might actually be a fun flight. 🤣
Posadas in chapotraphouse
Also you're tied down so you can't storm the cockpit.
if I get to keep that bag of money, 0
EDIT: plus, you know Clarence won't try to start a conversation
(it's full of Iraqi Dinars)
I'll spend the whole flight passing notes to Donald about revaluing it
::: spoiler and i will make sure to dress appropriately
:::
With an outfit like that I don't think it matters which seat you choose. I'm going to have to say 8 or 9 will probably guarantee the non-survival of the most impactful targets, though, because we can safely assume several aisles forward and back get got too.
2
I gotta talk to the smoke ape it's probably got cool powers
0 definitely.
How tied down are we talking? Can I still set off my vest?
Sorry, TSA took it since it used bottles larger than 3.4 ounces (100 ml)
What if I swallow a stick of dynamite before I get on the plane like a loony toones character?
9 definitely. can scam elon out of some money. AI powered meme coin with governance functions for improving government efficiency launching at the price of $4.20 per token with a dark pool where we secretly own 70% of the float. we can have a second token as well and swap between them with an AI algorithm to keep them stable in case the price drops before we can dump our share. we can call it ElonCoin and every white woman that wants to get an IVF kid with musk gets 10k tokens to solve the fertility problem in united states, and this token can be used to secure the future of the kid by transferring it to a secure account and investing it in tesla. I'll just need 200 million dollars to get this whole thing up and running. 190 mil will be spent on ads on X itself (in reality i pocket the entire 200 mil).
it's foolproof.
As if I can't purposefully annoy the living hell out of any of them until they shut up. They're stuck on the plane with me
I mean 4 is so obviously better than alternatives, the quiz feels like a non choice. I get papa John AND Alex jones???
yeah but you have to sit in front of some of the most fascist loudmouths in the country
Shit yeah I neglected to consider the rows in front and back, you’re definitely gonna have to listen to them as well, sigh.
But people are picking the Trump and RFK row and I think they’re forgetting how bad Trump is supposed to smell. RFK would probably keep offering you tinctures and months old jerky he made from dead birds he found around Washington so I don’t buy that that’s a good option.
Witnessed!
Any. At cruising altitude I crack my false tooth filled with VX nerve agent as I belch with my mouth wide open from the can of sprite I slammed during initial ascent. It's been an honor.
Superb editorial decision to make #3 the Third Wheel™ seat
I'm picking 8. 10 hours of telling Trump what I overheard the other passengers saying about him. Just lean forward and loudly tell Elon "No, you're not smarter than the President!" and then watch him dig himself deeper.
If I have to talk to them, it's gotta be 8. Trump is probably entertaining to talk to and RFK might drop one of his absolutely insane stories. Most importantly, I think we could talk for a long time without bringing up politics. As a conservative-passing white guy, I could probably pretend not to despise them for long enough and have an okay time. Definitely wouldn't wanna be a woman in that seat though. There are other people on there that I could ignore but also quite a few where the thought of sitting next to them legit makes my blood boil.
I couldn’t listen to RFK speak for the duration of a flight without killing him or myself
9 easy. I bet I could convince Jeff Bezos that it'd be funny to help me scam Elon Musk out of a bunch of money.
9 because I want to watch Musk seethe while Trump keeps kicking the back of his chair
I'm pulling the emergency door handle on the tarmac.
if it's a ten hour flight i'm realistically showing up higher than a kite and sleeping literally the whole time without exchanging a word to anyone so i'll take the money
Me in any seat
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
0 but if Clarence orders a coke I'm "accidentally" knocking it over
8, and I'll lock it in and try my best to convince/manipulate Trump.
I recognize 13 out of 20 and that's 13 too many.
Yeah idk the ape lighting up a bowl, 4 right and 6 left. 5 or 6 of them are gimmes for most people unengaged with politics
how long before i have to take the flight? i want to do some extreme martial arts training beforehand
3 ez. I can switch the middle seat with Erikkka and they'll both leave me alone
I don't know who the guy next to 0 is, but sitting next to a bag of money sounds best, I could probably stretch my legs a bit that way and use it as a pillow.
Clarence Thomas, current supreme court judge and piece of shit. Try to strangle him with the bag!
Alex Jones and Papa John easy. That is the only remotely survivable spot on the plane
3 would be awful, they would be trying to make out across you
Ethan_Hawke_as_a_█████_looking_into_a_mirror.gif9 because you know they won't help each other, so you can get some important work done in Minecraft
The Jason Bateman knock-off and whoever that other one is on #4, mostly because I don't recognize either of them and I'll roll the dice on it whereas I know all the other neo-nazi cockroaches.
No idea who the guy on the left is, right is Alex Jones
The other guy is the original Papa John, known for going on an n-word filled tirade during a shareholder meeting before being replaced by Shaq. Probably not a too horrible person to be next to, he's racist but so is everyone else on an average USAian flight. And Alex jones would probably dominate the conversation anyways
pretty sure thats papa john, the pizza man
Next to the blonde woman
If seat 2 comes with weed or seat 4 comes with coke either one might actually be a fun flight. 🤣