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Behold Silicon Valley's next brilliant innovation: an Android phone disguised as a video game console, which constantly records videos of your children. Its games only come through a subscription.

Wiki page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nex_Playground

“I’ve watched a multi-age group of kids, including 9-year-olds, laugh their way through a round with their Nex Playground.” - Forbes ( https://www.nexplayground.com/ )

Yes, and the AI was also watching those children, but I guess that's okay?

By the way, this thing outsold the PS5 last week: https://bsky.app/profile/matpiscatella.bsky.social/post/3m74irgumzc2z

CarmineCatboy2 [he/him] - 1w

this is just the kinect but surveillance style

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FlakesBongler [they/them] - 1w

Well, of course it outsold the ps5, it's $300 cheaper

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ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them] - 1w

And so long as it plays roblox and fortnite the kids won't care

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segfault11 [she/her, any] - 1w

the problem with ouya is that it wasn’t creepy enough

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SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them] - 1w

Silicon Valley nerds really saw those Chinese gaming handhelds and thought "how can we make this terrible?"

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