In order to capture AI market share, Google Maps and Translate will eventually need to become horny.
ChatGPT's latest path to profitability and reclaiming market share from Deepseek is to become the search engine that jerks you off. Google's first wave of AI products has been terrible, but they're locked into competing with better versions of the same slop. Like ChatGPT, their only path forward will be to add some weird psychosexual angle to their inferior product. Be prepared for Horny Gmail, Horny Docs, and the calendar app that jerks you off. Q2 2026 at the latest.
aanes_appreciator [he/him, comrade/them] - 5day
Horny Gmaps that just directs users to runners in the park
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bobs_guns @lemmygrad.ml - 5day
I felt pretty well jerked off already. It's always like, "great question," "so insightful," and so on.
happybadger in chapotraphouse
In order to capture AI market share, Google Maps and Translate will eventually need to become horny.
ChatGPT's latest path to profitability and reclaiming market share from Deepseek is to become the search engine that jerks you off. Google's first wave of AI products has been terrible, but they're locked into competing with better versions of the same slop. Like ChatGPT, their only path forward will be to add some weird psychosexual angle to their inferior product. Be prepared for Horny Gmail, Horny Docs, and the calendar app that jerks you off. Q2 2026 at the latest.
Horny Gmaps that just directs users to runners in the park
I felt pretty well jerked off already. It's always like, "great question," "so insightful," and so on.