Normal businesses: “You give me money and I will give you X.”
Insurance: “I will have the government penalize you for not giving me money. But when you give me money…maybe…just MaAAYBE if I’m in a good mood I will provide you my service! But only if I feel like it! Which is NEVER!”
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LeninWeave [none/use name, any] - 6day
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WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them] - 6day
I swear there was something like this pre-covid as well. They've been pulling this shit
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mickey [he/him] - 6day
Wasn't there a story just like this within a month or two after the death by natural causes of Bryan Thompson? I thought you were reposting old news before i looked at the date on the tweet.
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miz [any, any] - 6day
Brian Thompson is the dead half-zip ghoul
Bryan Thompson Johnson is the still-living erectile measurement life extension weirdo
vegeta1 in chapotraphouse
In bad country etc etc
Normal businesses: “You give me money and I will give you X.”
Insurance: “I will have the government penalize you for not giving me money. But when you give me money…maybe…just MaAAYBE if I’m in a good mood I will provide you my service! But only if I feel like it! Which is NEVER!”
I swear there was something like this pre-covid as well. They've been pulling this shit
Wasn't there a story just like this within a month or two after the death by natural causes of Bryan Thompson? I thought you were reposting old news before i looked at the date on the tweet.
Brian Thompson is the dead half-zip ghoul
Bryan
ThompsonJohnson is the still-living erectile measurement life extension weirdoEDIT: fuck, who cares anyway