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You walk into the room during Joe Rogan working out and see this:

https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/45501ad7-24ac-4ec4-a8db-e58e769ac002.mp4

wdyd?

segfault11 [she/her, any] - 1w

tell him nobody can shush me

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came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them] - 1w

pretend to drink water while watching him quietly for maybe 10-20 seconds, turn around and leave never to return.

side note: that's gotta be great for your wrists lmao.

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mickey [he/him] - 1w

TF you call these, alternating kettlebell cleans? There's such a thing as a barbell and IDK why he's doing these for reps. Calling people hipsters is over a decade out of fashion at this point but if you're performatively doing something in an outdated way shrug-outta-hecks

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