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We have man wipes. Man coffee. Man water. Why not "man weed"? Just for the fellas, no dames allowed.

happybadger [he/him] - 2w

I get that. Every time I go into a dispensary they ask if I want the flower and I have to explain that I'm a guy so I only smoke the stems. Give me the woodiest part of the plant or fight me outside.

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XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name] - 2w

oh you want wood? yeah thats exactly what a BROAD would say lmao gottem

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happybadger [he/him] - 2w

When I smoke stems, I connect with my entirely male ancestry. I feel what it's like to be a viking, to be a Roman orator, to participate in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms but NOT the romantic part only the battles.

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LeninWeave [none/use name, any] - 2w

When I smoke stems, I connect with my entirely male ancestry. I feel what it's like to be a viking, to be a Roman orator

The Spiceless Melange. lisan-al-gaib.

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FALGSConaut [comrade/them] - 2w

Cannabis? I don't want that girly shit, get me some Mannabis™ prerolls in a camo package with a tactical lighter

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nothx [he/him] - 1w

Yeah, make sure there is enough space for my morale patches too.

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came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w

be me.
go to new dispensary.
ask budtender, "is the weed here booba or penis?"
budtender laughs and says the weed is good.
i buy weed.
it's booba.

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happybadger [he/him] - 2w

Sativa? Indica? I'll take a sativo please. Maybe a sativo/indico hybrid.

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LeninWeave [none/use name, any] - 2w

Sativx.

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them] - 2w

I invented a weed that makes your dick fall off

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SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them] - 2w

Balls too or just the shaft

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them] - 2w

Haven't quite figured out the balls part

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Rom [he/him] - 2w

Wake up babe new gender-affirming procedure just dropped

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we are all - 2w

I got shit to do today.

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godlessworm [comrade/them] - 2w

if this weed makes me feel like a girl im gonna crash out

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segfault11 [she/her, any] - 2w

strangely weed does makes me feel more feminine and starting to smoke more of it a few years ago led to me realizing i'm trans lol

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Johnny_Arson [they/them] - 2w

Trans-plant

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segfault11 [she/her, any] - 2w

kelly

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segfault11 [she/her, any] - 2w

YES i'm not memeing this is what it was like for me, but spread out over many months

if you consume enough THC it's like a psychedelic theory-gary

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30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her] - 1w

It IS a psychedelic, but it's usually just so mild that people don't view it as such. I'm wondering if there might be a specific interaction with autism spectrum/AuDHD since our brains process things a little differently from NTs.

My experience was fairly similar to Sabre's, but it took me two or three trips before I started disassociating and depersonalizing and started seeing fragments of my "self" as discrete entities that were all squabbling for control while the "main" one -- I guess representing my executive function -- basically took a weed nap. At the time I didn't put any more stock in it than I do with dreams, but then it happened again. And again. And again. So my subconscious was definitely trying to tell me something, lol

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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him] - 2w

someone saw my list of favorite alcohol and guessed it was from a woman, i can't have that happen again

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CyborgMarx [any, any] - 2w

Men continue not being ok

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RNAi [he/him] - 2w

"Every time I smoke I end up sucking my hommie's dick, cuz you been giving me the weed for girls and gays"

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ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them] - 2w

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GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's] - 1w

if you smoke that as a gay person does it make you go straight? maybe if you smoke enough you'll become ace because it cancels everything out?

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Awoo [she/her] - 2w

I feel so sorry for this dude, not the worker but the guy that went in and asked that because like having your brain wired like that by society is fucking weird

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SexUnderSocialism [she/her] - 2w

We need to shut down all men, until we figure out what the hell is going on.

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Johnny_Arson [they/them] - 2w

A Men-o-pause if you will

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KuroXppi [they/them] - 2w

:kelly:

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Johnny_Arson [they/them] - 1w

Y'all and your kellyisms have permanently infected my brain lol

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GrouchyGrouse [he/him] - 1w

One of us! One of us!

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Johnny_Arson [they/them] - 1w

Pluribus but it's the hexbear hive mind being spread through memes

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chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them] - 1w

Does this mean I don't need to get out of bed today?

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CrawlMarks [he/him] - 2w

I only smoke weed from male plants.

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Johnny_Arson [they/them] - 1w

Enjoy all those seeds lol. WAIT O SHIT AMAZING BIT! Get this guy to buy only male plants and have to de-seed his shitty shwag weed himself! I think we may have just discovered an untapped market.

(Yes I know this is not quite scientifically accurate but god forbid these losers have to learn about hermaphrodite plants and all the gender science around that lmao)

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axont [she/her, comrade/them] - 2w

All weed is gay. If you think about weed you are gay. In fact, you don't even need the weed. You're gay

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mendiCAN [none/use name] - 2w

mfw

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peeonyou [he/him] - 2w

barely even gets you high at all

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 2w

no, no, no I wanted "DUDE WEED" with an extra side of LMAO

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FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him] - 2w

porky-happy "You've heard of Dank Kush? Well this is Man-k Kush! It costs twice as much, but it's just for the fellas!"

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 2w

Hell yea I'll take one, get me away from the wife, ugh!

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ashenone @lemmy.ml - 2w

Flower is for children, pens and vapes are for women, hash is for the poor, edibles are for the employed. Where is the weed for men?!

The humble dab: 🤌

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hotcouchguy [he/him] - 1w

Yeah! Use a HOT KNIFE! Like a MAN!

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decaptcha [none/use name] - 1w

I use a HOT NAIL! like a CARPENTER

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GrouchyGrouse [he/him] - 1w

Dude was so high he forgot he was a guy who weed is for

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MiraculousMM [he/him, undecided] - 2w

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Edamamebean [she/her] - 2w

Given that weed only comes from the female plants, we really do need weed for the fellas

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ThomasMuentzner [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w

A real manly man would never : realise , apologise or retreat!

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Cysio - 2w

Reminds me of the gendered Monster Energy controversy from TikTok, people saying how pink Monster is already girly, and so I, a cis man, unknowingly loved drinking girl Monster

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kindenough - 2w

Should’ve poured some kerosine over the weed. “This will blow your socks off, manly weed!”

My wife bought me a bottle of shower gel for men: FRESH OCEAN, with a hint of burnt tires, tar and gasoline.

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rubber_chicken [he/him] - 1w

Because you lib snowflakes never leave your safe space, I'll help you out: it's an eighth packed in a shotgun shell, deep-fried and smothered in country gravy, lit with a Boring Company not-a-flamethrower.

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ThomasMuentzner [he/him, comrade/them] - 1w

you have to use a Saw to open it.

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ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them] - 2w

Guynapple express

Guywalker Kush

(WWE) RAWberry dream

Sour diesel tractor

Dude Dream

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Blakey [he/him] - 2w

I'm a shut-in AND on MAT so I really can't do weed but man... Love that shit:(

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Pat_Riot @lemmy.today - 1w

This shit's so bad it'll straighten your dick out.

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darkmode [comrade/them] - 1w

is weed reddit now?

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