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Butt breathing and fart sniffing

Ass science is really going places

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/smelling-farts-alzheimers-disease-health-benefits-b2877777.html

the gas behind the foul, rotten-egg-smelling stench, known as hydrogen sulfide, can help protect aging brain cells from Alzheimer’s disease.

While the smelly gas is highly toxic in large quantities, smaller doses may provide some serious health benefits, Johns Hopkins researchers noted in a study published in an issue of the Proceedings of the National Academies of Science.

You smell your own farts, while I microdose on hydrogen sulfide we-are-not-the-same

segfault11 [she/her, any] - 2w

the scientists barely disguised fetish

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GrouchyGrouse [he/him] - 2w

I’m both Delphi and the Oracle over here huffing fumes from my crevasse

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TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them] - 2w

This is beautiful

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KuroXppi [they/them] - 2w

It's okay you don't have to smell your own farts, I've got enough to go round

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SubArcticTundra @lemmy.ml - 2w

That is very Hexbear of you to say

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KuroXppi [they/them] - 2w

It's true though im very stinky :(

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GenXen [he/him, any] - 2w

Libs: "Fantastic!! We've already been doing that forever!"

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Rom [he/him] - 2w

nineteeneightyfour You WILL breathe through your ass. You WILL smell your own farts.

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cmhickman358 [he/him] - 2w

:doctor: I'm going to go ahead and prescribe you two Dutch Ovens after each meal.

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axont [she/her, comrade/them] - 2w

I mean depending on your diet your ass could produce zero ppm of H2S

You're better off shoving your head into an open oil well, which I do regularly

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neroiscariot [none/use name] - 1w

Someone is going to put ai farts on the block chain

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SupFBI [comrade/them] - 2w

Live in a pod, in room full of other pods. The fart filled domicile is good for your brain health.

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