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what if Jimmy Carter was secretly fluent in Polish and he decided to just let his interpreter say that

CliffordBigRedDog [he/him] - 2w

Jimmy carter was a secret Pole, real name Jimmiusk Carterwiscski

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FlakesBongler [they/them] - 2w

Tsk tsk

Another Ellis island chopjob

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WhyEssEff [she/her] - 2w

Talking to Jimmy Carter about the Olympics and when I mention the Pole Vault he asks me how to open it

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WhyEssEff [she/her] - 2w

Jimmy Carter, regular at the strip club, not there to see the performers

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the rizzler - 2w

jimmy carter is the closest president to me, personality-wise (knows that all presidents go to hell) so i could totally see this

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