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Joe Rogan thinks Jesus can return as AI. "What's more virgin than a computer?"

https://tankie.tube/w/nswEMidgQ4fT7211UEtoN3
Johnny_Arson [they/them] - 2w

Jesus will come back as a velociraptor.

They misinterpreted Rapture. It's actually raptor and he'll be a sick ass dinosaur.

Our true lord and savirawr

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9to5 [any, comrade/them] - 2w

Wow I remember Raptor Jesus memes like it was yesterday

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Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him] - 2w

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Johnny_Arson [they/them] - 2w

A more innocent time, to be sure.

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any] - 2w

Bro there is so much porn on the internet, computers definitely aren't virgins.

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10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL [any, any] - 2w

I shove my pp into its usb hole everyday

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any] - 2w

internet-delenda-est

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GeckoChamber [he/him] - 2w

Personally I think Jesus will be a cool ass monster truck, nobody has fucked most of those either

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Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 2w

I was fucking a lot of them but I'll stop if it means a higher chance of monster truck jesus

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FranklyIGiveADarn @lemmy.ml - 2w

How will we get a second cumming if you stop?

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10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL [any, any] - 2w

A computer scientist :3

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PolandIsAStateOfMind @lemmygrad.ml - 2w

"What's more virgin than a computer?"

By the Holy Omnissiah, this heretek should shut up.

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unaware [they/them] - 2w

what about mommy GLaDOS

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Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided] - 2w

i guess he's never heard of teledildonics

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10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL [any, any] - 2w

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optissima @lemmy.ml - 2w

I hear that's a rapidly growing field

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Umechan [he/him] - 2w

Ports and cables are classified as male or female, so your slutty whore of a computer has been getting pounded each and every time you attach or remove a USB device. She's no virgin.

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RedSturgeon [she/her] - 2w

This Joe Rogan guy is way too good at spreading his word around, like there's no substance, but I got to give it to him on the delivery, of course to the audience he's targeting. I wish we had like a socialist version of him.

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Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] - 2w

Wish granted but he's an avakianite crank

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RedSturgeon [she/her] - 2w

I have now been made aware of Avakian, also saw "new communism" okay that's a lot to take in, but I doubt there's much use learning about it in detail lol

If I had to pick proximate figure of what I'd wish for, it'd be closer to the likes of Parenti.

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Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] - 2w

Wish granted but it's parenti's former friend and colleague Bernie Sanders

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RedSturgeon [she/her] - 2w

I wish for the genie to be set free, no more wishes.

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Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] - 2w

Genie laughs and says they've always been free, they're just doing it because it's boring being an all-powerful immortal entity.

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queermunist she/her - 2w

I've been hyping for the tradcaths to make a new AI pope, but clearly I wasn't dreaming big enough.

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Weedian [he/him] - 2w

hes so fried

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NuraShiny [any] - 2w

I seriously would like a word filter for this site where I can add Joe Rogan's name and it stops showing me content with this brain-free cretin in it.

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deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w

Have you seen depictions of Jesus? No way that fool was a virgin.

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ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w

Jesus was the OG volcel

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ShareThatBread [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w

A: a computer toucher.

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 2w

Is he wearing a Betty and Barney Hill shirt? Fucking hate that alien disclosure is wrapped up with these chuds.

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lurker_supreme [he/him] - 2w

I like to imagine my Jesus in a tuxedo tshirt. It's classy and casual at the same time. He also sings lead in a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band with angels

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ShinkanTrain @lemmy.ml - 2w

Collection basket comes along and you impress all the cybernuns by getting a couple of RAM DIMMS out of your wallet

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mendiCAN [none/use name] - 2w

thats one hell of a sentence. just look at it! the longer you do the less sense it makes

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aanes_appreciator [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w

Surely elon musk would teach him a thing or two about how a computer can lose it's virginity

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