They misinterpreted Rapture. It's actually raptor and he'll be a sick ass dinosaur.
Our true lord and savirawr
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9to5 [any, comrade/them] - 2w
Wow I remember Raptor Jesus memes like it was yesterday
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Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him] - 2w
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Johnny_Arson [they/them] - 2w
A more innocent time, to be sure.
6
Dort_Owl [they/them, any] - 2w
Bro there is so much porn on the internet, computers definitely aren't virgins.
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10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL [any, any] - 2w
I shove my pp into its usb hole everyday
19
Dort_Owl [they/them, any] - 2w
20
GeckoChamber [he/him] - 2w
Personally I think Jesus will be a cool ass monster truck, nobody has fucked most of those either
31
Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 2w
I was fucking a lot of them but I'll stop if it means a higher chance of monster truck jesus
23
FranklyIGiveADarn @lemmy.ml - 2w
How will we get a second cumming if you stop?
20
10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL [any, any] - 2w
A computer scientist :3
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PolandIsAStateOfMind @lemmygrad.ml - 2w
"What's more virgin than a computer?"
By the Holy Omnissiah, this heretek should shut up.
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unaware [they/them] - 2w
what about mommy GLaDOS
25
Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided] - 2w
i guess he's never heard of teledildonics
24
10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL [any, any] - 2w
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optissima @lemmy.ml - 2w
I hear that's a rapidly growing field
16
Umechan [he/him] - 2w
Ports and cables are classified as male or female, so your slutty whore of a computer has been getting pounded each and every time you attach or remove a USB device. She's no virgin.
20
RedSturgeon [she/her] - 2w
This Joe Rogan guy is way too good at spreading his word around, like there's no substance, but I got to give it to him on the delivery, of course to the audience he's targeting. I wish we had like a socialist version of him.
19
Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] - 2w
Wish granted but he's an avakianite crank
14
RedSturgeon [she/her] - 2w
I have now been made aware of Avakian, also saw "new communism" okay that's a lot to take in, but I doubt there's much use learning about it in detail lol
If I had to pick proximate figure of what I'd wish for, it'd be closer to the likes of Parenti.
10
Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] - 2w
Wish granted but it's parenti's former friend and colleague Bernie Sanders
10
RedSturgeon [she/her] - 2w
I wish for the genie to be set free, no more wishes.
5
Alaskaball [comrade/them, any] - 2w
Genie laughs and says they've always been free, they're just doing it because it's boring being an all-powerful immortal entity.
7
queermunist she/her - 2w
I've been hyping for the tradcaths to make a new AI pope, but clearly I wasn't dreaming big enough.
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Weedian [he/him] - 2w
hes so fried
17
NuraShiny [any] - 2w
I seriously would like a word filter for this site where I can add Joe Rogan's name and it stops showing me content with this brain-free cretin in it.
17
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w
Have you seen depictions of Jesus? No way that fool was a virgin.
16
ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w
Jesus was the OG volcel
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ShareThatBread [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w
A: a computer toucher.
15
SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 2w
Is he wearing a Betty and Barney Hill shirt? Fucking hate that alien disclosure is wrapped up with these chuds.
13
lurker_supreme [he/him] - 2w
I like to imagine my Jesus in a tuxedo tshirt. It's classy and casual at the same time. He also sings lead in a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band with angels
13
ShinkanTrain @lemmy.ml - 2w
Collection basket comes along and you impress all the cybernuns by getting a couple of RAM DIMMS out of your wallet
10
mendiCAN [none/use name] - 2w
thats one hell of a sentence. just look at it! the longer you do the less sense it makes
7
aanes_appreciator [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w
Surely elon musk would teach him a thing or two about how a computer can lose it's virginity
Lemmygradwontallowme in slop
Joe Rogan thinks Jesus can return as AI. "What's more virgin than a computer?"
https://tankie.tube/w/nswEMidgQ4fT7211UEtoN3Jesus will come back as a velociraptor.
They misinterpreted Rapture. It's actually raptor and he'll be a sick ass dinosaur.
Our true lord and savirawr
Wow I remember Raptor Jesus memes like it was yesterday
A more innocent time, to be sure.
Bro there is so much porn on the internet, computers definitely aren't virgins.
I shove my pp into its usb hole everyday
Personally I think Jesus will be a cool ass monster truck, nobody has fucked most of those either
I was fucking a lot of them but I'll stop if it means a higher chance of monster truck jesus
How will we get a second cumming if you stop?
A computer scientist :3
By the Holy Omnissiah, this heretek should shut up.
what about mommy GLaDOS
i guess he's never heard of teledildonics
I hear that's a rapidly growing field
Ports and cables are classified as male or female, so your slutty whore of a computer has been getting pounded each and every time you attach or remove a USB device. She's no virgin.
This Joe Rogan guy is way too good at spreading his word around, like there's no substance, but I got to give it to him on the delivery, of course to the audience he's targeting. I wish we had like a socialist version of him.
Wish granted but he's an avakianite crank
I have now been made aware of Avakian, also saw "new communism" okay that's a lot to take in, but I doubt there's much use learning about it in detail lol
If I had to pick proximate figure of what I'd wish for, it'd be closer to the likes of Parenti.
Wish granted but it's parenti's former friend and colleague Bernie Sanders
I wish for the genie to be set free, no more wishes.
Genie laughs and says they've always been free, they're just doing it because it's boring being an all-powerful immortal entity.
I've been hyping for the tradcaths to make a new AI pope, but clearly I wasn't dreaming big enough.
hes so fried
I seriously would like a word filter for this site where I can add Joe Rogan's name and it stops showing me content with this brain-free cretin in it.
Have you seen depictions of Jesus? No way that fool was a virgin.
Jesus was the OG volcel
A: a computer toucher.
Is he wearing a Betty and Barney Hill shirt? Fucking hate that alien disclosure is wrapped up with these chuds.
I like to imagine my Jesus in a tuxedo tshirt. It's classy and casual at the same time. He also sings lead in a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band with angels
Collection basket comes along and you impress all the cybernuns by getting a couple of RAM DIMMS out of your wallet
thats one hell of a sentence. just look at it! the longer you do the less sense it makes
Surely elon musk would teach him a thing or two about how a computer can lose it's virginity