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Socialism is when you put coats in a pile, and people start voting for you

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GoodGuyWithACat [he/him] - 2w

Capitalism is when you take $100 from 5 people who worked for it and give $500 to one person who didn't. This is better and more democratic.

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PowerLurker [they/them] - 2w

alright but lads,...imagine...if socialism was a beer???

socialism-beer i-cant socialism-beer i-cant

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regul [any] - 2w

m8 you are an absolute ledge!!!!!

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invalidusernamelol [he/him] - 2w

Milko pours are baller tbh. Like a sweet shot of creamy beer foam for usually $1-$2 in the West or 10¢ in Eastern Europe.

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PKMKII [none/use name] - 2w

Conservatives and describing business-as-usual under capitalism as the horrors they think socialism will bring, name a more iconic duo.

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gasgiant @lemmy.ml - 2w

So tax billionaires a lot and give it away to win elections? Sounds good to me!

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MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w

Hey Billionaires, I know of one way to "cut" your taxes permanently

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DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them] - 2w

porky-scared-flipped: “I can excuse environmental destruction, cartelization, the whole jakarta method, nazi collaboration, and sending the CIA to sic anyone who disagrees with me…but I draw the line at STEALING!”

Just like how y’all support the leopards eating people’s faces party: the thief won’t steal MY $100!

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lil_tank [any, he/him] - 2w

Holy shit America has 84.4% unemployment

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SchillMenaker [he/him] - 2w

They always use weird horse-faced pictures of AOC and they badly want to fuck her. What does it say that they're using this GQ cover photo of Zoltan?

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Rom [he/him] - 2w

They haven't found any unflattering pictures of him yet

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Awoo [she/her] - 2w

I don't think they ever will, he's so photogenic. The photos will still look good on his bad days, they'll just have a different energy.

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purpleworm [none/use name] - 2w

It should be unsurprising that they relate to a woman being attractive and a man being attractive in completely different ways.

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SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them] - 2w

Being a raging misogynist is something of a prerequisite for being a conservative

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SchillMenaker [he/him] - 2w

It's unsurprising to me that ants will cling together to form bridges but I'm similarly fascinated by the behavior.

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Lussy [he/him, des/pair] - 2w

Waaah I earned it you didn’t waaah

Baby brained nonsense

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kristina [she/her] - 2w

Spelling impaired conservative vet

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deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w

stalin-approval

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