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Iran and Russia, famous for their demand for oil

FlakesBongler [they/them] - 3w

I like how the AI just didn't bother with the Cuban flag

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RedSturgeon [she/her] - 2w

It's also the only one that isn't the current head of state. They still think Fidel Castro is in charge. They kept him alive with DPRK technology. /jk

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moss_icon [comrade/them] - 2w

99 year old Fidel Castro hanging out on the same island that John Lennon, 2Pac, and Elvis are all on.

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jackmaoist [none/use name] - 2w

Castro coming back from the dead with Communist Necromancy

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LaBellaLotta [any] - 2w

Yeah dude Iran is stealing your oil lol love it

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NuraShiny [any] - 2w

Russia as well. They slurp up that venezuelan oil and sell it to Europe.

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aanes_appreciator [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w

Iran can barely refine the fuel it needs for domestic purposes why would they be hankerin' for more useless goop?

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Des [she/her, they/them] - 2w

weird how these oil rich nations (excluding China who seems to be rapidly transitioning to post-oil and Cuba which has no refining capability) desperately want a bunch of thick, sour crude that U.S. refineries are specifically set up to process

weird

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BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w

Who is this even for at this point?

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TrustedFeline [she/her, comrade/them] - 2w

pedophiles?

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Evil_Shrubbery - 2w

Climate change.

It has to be a major goal of some sort, we are working suspiciously consistently in unison each year towards it.

:(

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SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w

Every chud sharing the same braincell

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plinky [he/him] - 2w

wow, thanks obama, designating venezuela national security threat only in 2014, fucking commie

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axont [she/her, comrade/them] - 2w

Venezuela exchanges oil to other countries to secure intelligence and military defense. I think the implication is that Venezuela should exchange oil to specifically America in exchange for adopting the dollar and taking on IMF debt.

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GrouchyGrouse [he/him] - 2w

Xi: drinking forcefully, leaning toward the straw

Putin: sucking angrily, mad because the AI made him look Chinese

Fidel Undeadstro: drinking imperiously, he has seen beyond the veil and his countenance is one of bemused indifference at being forced to rub shoulders with these mere mortals

The Ayatollah: the suckling supplicant, lids closed over his skyward gaze

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SchillMenaker [he/him] - 2w

Putin got Bibified if you ask me

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GrouchyGrouse [he/him] - 2w

Wow they really gave him Bibi’s hair straight up

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miz [any, any] - 2w

Fidel Undeadstro

found next year's Halloween costume

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quarrk [he/him] - 2w

Without the Russian flag, that's definitely Satanyahu

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Frogmanfromlake [none/use name] - 2w

Machado has made it clear that she wants the US to have it in exchange for nothing beneficial. Gusano needs to keep performing piano concerts because she evidently doesn’t share the same skill level in political analysis

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PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w

Piss filter on image slop

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oscardejarjayes [comrade/them] - 2w

China is the only one that's really a notable consumer of oil, and they mostly get it from the rest of the guys there.

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irelephant [he/him] - 2w

They all look so pensive.

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