I am very normal and not autistic at all. Enabling devious subtext mode I will now infer meaning at you while saying the opposite thing and we will both enjoy this exchange greatly while maintaining eye contact and shaking hands and making football analogies
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UmmmCheckPlease [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w
This idea is a HOME RUN!
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30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her] - 2w
Now I will ask you how you are feeling today, and if you do not respond with, "great, how are you?" I will report you to the social norms gestapo!
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Snort_Owl [they/them] - 2w
Sounds like someones got the case of the Mondays!
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30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her] - 2w
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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves] - 2w
Hello, how do you do, fellow posters? Nice winter weather in Langley today, isn't it? Come by my desk and tell me about your weekend!
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context [fae/faer, fae/faer] - 2w
hello fellow normal inhabitants of this normal internet forum for normal posts
i sure do love driving my car around. nothing fills me with a greater sense of freedom than sitting inside a metal box hurtling at high speeds along specially constructed surfaces and making sure to keep it within certain defined lanes while dodging everyone else doing the same thing!
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lurker_supreme [he/him] - 2w
Tax exemption
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OffSeasonPrincess [she/her] - 2w
Lets all go to the bar to buy a 10€ pint of beer, yell at the football game and complain about the women in our lives
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hexthismess [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w
Im going to go run some errands. Please don't eat my snacks while im gone
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comrade_pibb [comrade/them] - 2w
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FlakesBongler [they/them] - 2w
I am so fucking normal right now
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Carcharodonna [she/her] - 2w
I think I’m gonna go watch some episodes of Friends and listen to the new Coldplay album.
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Infamousblt [any] - 2w
Why hello there hup hup cherrio let's have some tea and crumpets uwu
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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns] - 2w
Guys, I found a redcoat! Someone call ICE on this limey!
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Infamousblt [any] - 2w
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sewer_rat_420 [he/him, any] - 2w
Fuck this website and all you tankie freaks. The only PSL that matters is the one I buy at Starbucks, because I love crossing a picket line.
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Acute_Engles [he/him, any] - 2w
I farted.
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miz [any, any] - 2w
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ColombianLenin [he/him] - 2w
I love the way in which my stomach digests food
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ConcreteHalloween [none/use name] - 2w
I don't!
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SwitchyandWitchy [she/her] - 2w
Sure is a cold day out there.
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SoyViking [he/him] - 2w
How do you do fellow normies?
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Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them] - 2w
Nice weather we're having.
3
BeanisBrain [he/him, they/them] - 2w
Why aren't you laughing at my casual bigotry against women, LGBT people, racial minorities, and neurodiverse people? What do you mean the status quo isn't perfectly good? What's wrong with you, you freak?
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Enjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him] - 2w
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.
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AssortedBiscuits [they/them] - 2w
How's the game? The weather sure sucked on the way to work. Did you catch the big traffic last night?
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KuroXppi [they/them] - 2w
Can you please not post these threads so late at night? I missed it because I do not look at my phone for an hour before bedtime to minimise exposure to bright light, then brushed my teeth at 10.15 pm and was in bed at 10.30 pm so I can be up at 6.30 am.
Dort_Owl in badposting
ITT we all act very normal
Don't let me catch you in here being silly
I am very normal and not autistic at all. Enabling devious subtext mode I will now infer meaning at you while saying the opposite thing and we will both enjoy this exchange greatly while maintaining eye contact and shaking hands and making football analogies
This idea is a HOME RUN!
Now I will ask you how you are feeling today, and if you do not respond with, "great, how are you?" I will report you to the social norms gestapo!
Sounds like someones got the case of the Mondays!
Hello, how do you do, fellow posters? Nice winter weather in Langley today, isn't it? Come by my desk and tell me about your weekend!
i sure do love driving my car around. nothing fills me with a greater sense of freedom than sitting inside a metal box hurtling at high speeds along specially constructed surfaces and making sure to keep it within certain defined lanes while dodging everyone else doing the same thing!
Tax exemption
Lets all go to the bar to buy a 10€ pint of beer, yell at the football game and complain about the women in our lives
Im going to go run some errands. Please don't eat my snacks while im gone
I am so fucking normal right now
I think I’m gonna go watch some episodes of Friends and listen to the new Coldplay album.
Why hello there hup hup cherrio let's have some tea and crumpets uwu
Guys, I found a redcoat! Someone call ICE on this limey!
Fuck this website and all you tankie freaks. The only PSL that matters is the one I buy at Starbucks, because I love crossing a picket line.
I farted.
I love the way in which my stomach digests food
I don't!
Sure is a cold day out there.
How do you do fellow normies?
Nice weather we're having.
Why aren't you laughing at my casual bigotry against women, LGBT people, racial minorities, and neurodiverse people? What do you mean the status quo isn't perfectly good? What's wrong with you, you freak?
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.
How's the game? The weather sure sucked on the way to work. Did you catch the big traffic last night?
Can you please not post these threads so late at night? I missed it because I do not look at my phone for an hour before bedtime to minimise exposure to bright light, then brushed my teeth at 10.15 pm and was in bed at 10.30 pm so I can be up at 6.30 am.