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Take me to your

"snort owl"

TankieTanuki [he/him] - 2w

He jealous cuz his nose is micro

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unaware [they/them] - 2w

posad Take me to your wiener

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JustSo [she/her, any] - 2w

You hear that Beanis? That alien wants my weiner.

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Snort_Owl [they/them] - 2w

Do you want a nose job? I do them for a price

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JustSo [she/her, any] - 2w

My species is unfamiliar with this concept of "price" wat do to get nose job?

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Snort_Owl [they/them] - 2w

Sounds like this alien is brokie amirite, wot colour is your ufogatti tate-fear

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JustSo [she/her, any] - 2w

Vantablack obviously. What planet are you from anyway traveler? I haven't sampled an organism quite like this before.

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Snort_Owl [they/them] - 2w

I hail from the planet Ingerland and here we eat jellied eels and call our meatballs a slur. Would you care for a bit of spotted dick guvna?

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sniper_culture [he/him] - 2w

take me to your leiderhosen

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