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most normal Internet of Things outcome

danisth [he/him] - 3w

Yeah I was going to say that it didn't sound like an IoT issue. I do think modern appliances have way too much computer in them because they are prone to failure, and as soon as the OEM stops making the board from your specific machine, you're basically fucked when it comes to repairs.

When my samsung range died I found a guy halfway across the country on some appliance forum that specialized in repairing their boards and it bought me an extra 4 years, but then some other chip failed.

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barrbaric [he/him] - 3w

Oof, so it's a hardware problem. Good luck to them with getting a tech out today lol.

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FlakesBongler [they/them] - 3w

That's like a $10,000 oven, minimum

data-laughing

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 3w

I got a lighter, some stones, twigs and kindling, I'll cook that turkey for 10k please

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FlakesBongler [they/them] - 3w

That's the real caveman diet right there

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LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 3w

if I spent a stupid amount of money on an oven I'd just get a commercial quality combi oven

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Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided] - 3w

ah but you have sense, unlike someone who would buy this oven.

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Strayce @lemmy.sdf.org - 3w

People who buy this shit have never seen a restaurant kitchen.

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moss_icon [comrade/them] - 3w

There are ovens that require an internet connection now?

Fuck I’m getting too old for this shit.

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NuraShiny [any] - 3w

It's called internet of things because you can't call an oven that doesn't work an oven, it#s just a thing.

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CocteauChameleons [none/use name] - 3w

Honestly seeing someone’s colonizer holiday ruined by their high tech brings warmth to my heart (everything on reddit is fake). If I had an account Id ragebait “who cares? If you can afford an oven like that then you can afford Panda Express. Nobody told you to buy it lolol”

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LocalOaf [they/them, she/her] - 3w

mondays

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

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SomeRandomNoob @discuss.tchncs.de - 3w

LOL ... that's why i don't own IoT devices

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Carl [he/him] - 3w

will never ever buy an internet connected appliance

I'll build a fireplace and cook in a big iron cauldron before i buy a smart oven

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Andrzej3K [none/use name] - 3w

My favorite bit is having to press 'ok'

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LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 3w

put AI in oven

AI need internet to burn planet to think

internet go out

oven can't think, sorry guys too dumb to cook

planet cooks us all anyway

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QuillcrestFalconer [he/him] - 3w

Instead of using a resistence to heat your oven it uses a GPU

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peeonyou [he/him] - 2w

mining Bitcoin for the company to cook your food

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segfault11 [she/her, any] - 3w

i know internet connected appliances is stupid to begin with, but why is it common for these things to not have an offline mode so it can still work without a connection? i used to have a job making firmware and they would have fired me for some shit like that. tbh i would probably add it in on my own because testing would otherwise be fucking annoying

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BakerBagel @midwest.social - 3w

Because you can set up the oven to require a monthly subscription in order to work. No Internet connection means it can't verify that your subscription is up to date

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ANarcoSnowPlow [he/him] - 3w

Member the verification can greentext?

It is as was foretold.

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