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Erika Kirk says Turning Point's support of JD Vance in 2028 is 'in the works'

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/erika-kirk-turning-points-support-jd-vance-2028/story?id=127847720
deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] - 3w

She really wants to be first lady, huh?

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EveningCicada [he/him, they/them] - 3w

Imagine:

"First Lady Erika Vance admits having affair with RFK"

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 3w

Isn't Vance in hot water because his wife isn't Christian, now's the perfect time for an affair!

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chungusamonugs [he/him] - 3w

Lmao, their donor money comes from the same place. Laundering it through toilet paper USA only serves to keep this woman relevant after her husband died of natural causes.

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Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them] - 3w

Hope jaby-vance necks it out by then.

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Lussy [he/him, des/pair] - 3w

They really think this guy is their next Trump

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PKMKII [none/use name] - 3w

I think their plan is, Vance runs as a figurehead who will follow advice from Senior Advisor Trump.

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Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them] - 3w

Completely juiceless.

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segfault11 [she/her, any] - 3w

whatever makes sense

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Goblinmancer [any] - 3w

they will play "WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIRK WE CARRY THE FLAME" on Super Bowl

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Ram_The_Manparts [he/him] - 3w

love that for them

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UmmmCheckPlease [he/him, comrade/them] - 3w

Running for president of the us sounds infuriating, but running against JD would be an absolute treat for anyone with the slightest bit of rizz. Hes a flavorless box of mashed potatoes but with none of the utility

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them] - 3w

mashed potatoes rule how dare you

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UmmmCheckPlease [he/him, comrade/them] - 3w

phoenix-bashful

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Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them] - 3w

The dem's only solution will to be to find the one person in the US with even less rizz than him.

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sexywheat [none/use name] - 3w

Yeah let’s nominate the fucking chud dumbass who doesn’t understand geopolitics worth a damn, that’s a good idea!

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