there was literally a 3 second window where I read the title and thought this was a real thing that happened
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Dessa [she/her] - 3w
Namibia literally elected Adolf Hitler. Any news can be real or fake these days.
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CoolerOpposide [she/her] - 3w
Same
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came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them] - 3w
Its not fair that my parents had me vaccinated. I never consented to that. Now everyone calls me health boy.
lol
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CoolerOpposide [she/her] - 3w
Me at work constantly being asked why I still wear a mask indoors while there’s always at least one coworker coughing up the nastiest storm
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Commie_Chameleon [she/her] - 3w
I feel that. I’ve tried to offer masks to other people when half the office has a wet ass cough and people don’t take me up on it. Why do I even bother lol. Maybe someday.
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CoolerOpposide [she/her] - 3w
Like… health reasons aside what if I just don’t want to get sick because I enjoy breathing through my nose?
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FishLake @lemmygrad.ml - 3w
“What do you think you’re better than me?” -Them probably
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abc [he/him, comrade/them] - 3w
“I tried fake coughing but they saw right through me. Then I tried sitting real close to other infected students since it’s highly contagious, but my stupid immune system is working perfectly against preventable diseases. So annoying,” McLaughlin stated. “Its not fair that my parents had me vaccinated. I never consented to that. Now everyone calls me health boy. I have to play alone during recess. Not because I’m unpopular but because no other student has the ability to run around. Why? Why did my parents have to get me inoculated? What I wouldn’t do to have the mumps or hepatitis A right now. Hell, I’d even settle for some meningitis. It’s the only way I can fit in.”
Fellow classmates are mocking McLaughlin relentlessly, with his locker being desecrated with pictures of Fauci.
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JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them] - 3w
Lol. Even this is optimistic. Kids on their 5th+ run at Covid aren't walking around with healthy immune systems.
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GrouchyGrouse [he/him] - 3w
“Did you get that cough from smoking?”
”No.”
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Infamousblt [any] - 3w
Holy shit lmao
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FALGSConaut [comrade/them] - 3w
“Its coughing so embarrassing,” remarked Daenerys Weinberg, a child born during “Game of Thrones” seasons who has a lot of friends.
Dort_Owl in main
Florida Child Bullied for Being Only One in Class Without Whooping Cough
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/florida-child-bullied-for-being-only-one-in-class-without-whooping-cough/there was literally a 3 second window where I read the title and thought this was a real thing that happened
Namibia literally elected Adolf Hitler. Any news can be real or fake these days.
Same
lol
Me at work constantly being asked why I still wear a mask indoors while there’s always at least one coworker coughing up the nastiest storm
I feel that. I’ve tried to offer masks to other people when half the office has a wet ass cough and people don’t take me up on it. Why do I even bother lol. Maybe someday.
Like… health reasons aside what if I just don’t want to get sick because I enjoy breathing through my nose?
“What do you think you’re better than me?” -Them probably
Lol. Even this is optimistic. Kids on their 5th+ run at Covid aren't walking around with healthy immune systems.
“Did you get that cough from smoking?”
Holy shit lmao
plausible