Adidas-san cycles by on his 90s BMX. "Oi, Poppet-chan, gimme a ciggie"
She rifles through her school bag and produces a knife. "Gimme back my brothers bike, or I'll run you through."
Adidas-san is impressed, so he dumps the bike in the canal out of respect, and jumps onto the back of a passing bus (no, not a hop-on bus, a regular one where you have to dig your nails into metal panel to hang on). It farts black fumes and disappears over a dinky bridge.
Poppet-chan skips to school, knife between her teeth, content to be an only child.
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la_tasalana_intissari_mata [comrade/them] - 3w
mc mental starts playing as the op song
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theturtlemoves [he/him] - 3w
No rain no knife
I rate this 5/7.
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vovchik_ilich [he/him] - 3w
Hexbear doesn't disappoint, I arrived late to commenting on the lack of rain
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Blep [he/him] - 3w
The tech is to open the tin once you reach your destination
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KuroXppi [they/them] - 3w
One thermos of beans another of tea. Simple as
Edit: actually beans in hot water thermos, eat the beans and use the hot saucy bean water for the tea
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SerialExperimentsGay [she/her, fae/faer] - 3w
just put the tea bags in the bean thermos, dump some Scottish eggs and sausages in while you're at it, add a few tablespoons of marmite, shake vigoroulsy then pour it on your toast, or on a butty if you're feeling posh. Wigan brunch to go.
important note, a good brunch thermos has a neck wide enough to accomodate a whole Scottish egg, but it's fine to halve or quarter your eggs if you just have a regular thermos at hand.
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SerialExperimentsGay [she/her, fae/faer] - 3w
also inb4 somebody goes "oh but the breading on the eggs will just get soggy" it's called marinading you phillistines
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theoryenjoyer [he/him, comrade/them] - 3w
Where's the frame with the truck?
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Satanic_Mills [comrade/them] - 3w
Namae wa Mr. Lorry
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Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them] - 3w
oi you ave a loicense to run wif beans on bread in yer moff
Awoo in memes
British anime girl
It do be like that sometimes
*It do bean like that sometimes
nyoron...
Adidas-san cycles by on his 90s BMX. "Oi, Poppet-chan, gimme a ciggie"
She rifles through her school bag and produces a knife. "Gimme back my brothers bike, or I'll run you through."
Adidas-san is impressed, so he dumps the bike in the canal out of respect, and jumps onto the back of a passing bus (no, not a hop-on bus, a regular one where you have to dig your nails into metal panel to hang on). It farts black fumes and disappears over a dinky bridge.
Poppet-chan skips to school, knife between her teeth, content to be an only child.
No rain no knife I rate this 5/7.
Hexbear doesn't disappoint, I arrived late to commenting on the lack of rain
The tech is to open the tin once you reach your destination
One thermos of beans another of tea. Simple as
Edit: actually beans in hot water thermos, eat the beans and use the hot saucy bean water for the tea
just put the tea bags in the bean thermos, dump some Scottish eggs and sausages in while you're at it, add a few tablespoons of marmite, shake vigoroulsy then pour it on your toast, or on a butty if you're feeling posh. Wigan brunch to go.
important note, a good brunch thermos has a neck wide enough to accomodate a whole Scottish egg, but it's fine to halve or quarter your eggs if you just have a regular thermos at hand.
also inb4 somebody goes "oh but the breading on the eggs will just get soggy" it's called marinading you phillistines
Where's the frame with the truck?
Namae wa Mr. Lorry
oi you ave a loicense to run wif beans on bread in yer moff
Fake, not raining