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For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, 8PM EST, it’s John Woo’s Chinese historical war epic Red Cliff II (2009) and pre-Code Jokerification horror Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1931)! (CWs inside)

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For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, first up is Red Cliff II (2009), the second part of the Chinese war epic Red Cliff (2008), which we watched last week. It is directed by action maestro John Woo, whose work has popped up numerous times on Blorptube, such as when we watched Hard Boiled (1992) and Face/Off (1997). This film is set in AD 208 and centers on the Battle of Red Cliffs, arguably the most famous battle in the history of China. Han Dynasty chancellor Cao Cao wants to reunify China under the Han by conquering the neighboring realms of Xu and Wu. The latter two must set aside their differences and resist the imperial army together, which, in true Dynasty Warriors fashion, they accomplish by letting the commanders personally ride into battle and take out hundreds of soldiers by themselves. This was a big hit in China, so let’s give it a whirl. This one is not so much a sequel as the second half of the story, which Woo felt he had to split into two to avoid compromising his vision.

After that is Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1931), an adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson’s 1886 novella of the same name. It follows the struggles of a scientist who Jokerfies himself through the powers of science, taking on a new, beastlike form (the eponymous Mr. Hyde) who indulges on all of his worst, most sadistic impulses. Will no one stop this menace? I guess we’ll find out. Director Rouben Mamoulian is otherwise best-known for Queen Christina (1933) and The Mark of Zorro (1940), neither of which we have yet watched. Since this released before the Hays Code started being seriously enforced in 1934, it also avoids much of the censorship associated with classic Hollywood.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Blorptube, right here:

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Be there, comrades!

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CWs for Red Cliff II:

  • Sex.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Decapitation.
  • Cutting of flesh.
  • Cruelty to animals.
  • Deaths of animals.
  • Animal corpses.
  • Dead bodies.
  • Someone is burned to death.
  • Fistfighting.
  • Broken bones.
  • Alcohol.

CWs for Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde:

  • Nudity.
  • Sexual innuendos.
  • Violence against women.
  • Domestic violence.
  • Beatings,
  • Mental illness.
  • Violent mentally-ill person.
  • Implied sexual assault. Not really depicted, though.
  • Gun violence.
  • Death of bird.
  • Police brutality.
  • Body horror.
  • Dissociation.
  • Meltdown.
  • Nervous breakdown.
  • Smoking.
  • Alcohol.

Links to movies:

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Movies at 8PM EST!

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Red Cliff II has wrapped up, and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931) is about to start. Get in!

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wombat [none/use name] - 1mon

ty for the sticky sankara-salute

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