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Green text on how a nazi got got

Be this dork-ass nazi

forms a russian fascist party in exile in manchuria in 1925

erects a giant neon swastika on the other side of the soviet border to own the commies

allies himself with the japanese, plans anti-soviet military operations

flees the red army as it liberates manchuria

after the soviets win the war, crashes out super hard

realizes that stalin was based all along, he's the great man of steel will who can lead russia into the future and for some reason believed he would free it from the jews

writes an apology letter admitting he was wrong to support germany, begs stalin for forgiveness, offers himself as stalin's "unworthy slave"

claims to be a communist now

soviets accept his apology, tell him to come back, he can be a journalist

returns to the USSR

gets immediately executed

Was this the funniest ending Rodzaevsky could've asked for?

Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him] - 2mon

IIRC in the Laundry Files books he was possessed by the same demon/ghost as James Angleton

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