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food stamps getting cut off exactly 13 years to the day from this tweet

many people are calling it the donaldomor

FlakesBongler [they/them] - 2mon

Donald Trump would never shoot himself

That fucker is going out when Vance shoots him in the back of the head trying to impress the angry mob outside the door

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Pat_Riot @lemmy.today - 2mon

Like the end of Of Mice and Men. Vance talking about tariffs instead of rabbits.

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YiddishMcSquidish @lemmy.today - 2mon

I really wish I was witty enough to come up with some way to connect the "look at the flowers" line and this site's namesake. But I did think about trying! I got a concept of a comment.

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XiaCobolt [she/her] - 2mon

I'm now thinking what handgun Donald Trump would have? Like the tweet suggests a revolver.

I think his gun would be really small and a little gay (not negative just the ways he's catty and into musicals).

Like a gold plated snub nose 22 magnum with pearl grips. Or the same in a classic Walther PPK. A real handbag gun.

Edit: a cursory investigation suggests he has had a concealed carry permit at one point in NY.

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 2mon

Turns out he had a HK 45

He's an operator like Solid Snake. Call Trump...Solid SNACK.

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XiaCobolt [she/her] - 2mon

I figure probably the HK was tacticool in a safe for an intruder. The 38 his purse gun.

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XiaCobolt [she/her] - 2mon

Exact same pose as Divine thus driving us further insane.

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YiddishMcSquidish @lemmy.today - 2mon

Snack?

#SNAAAACKKK!

alternatively

^(snack battle)

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segfault11 [she/her, any] - 2mon

gold plated custom engraved 1911 that is always cocked and loaded but never has the safety on

“i think the safety is for losers, i don’t use it and i’ve never gotten shot by that gun. maybe someone got shot by accident once, but it never happened to me trump-moist

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Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 2mon

He would be all in on some dumb gimmick shit like the lifecard

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