That fucker is going out when Vance shoots him in the back of the head trying to impress the angry mob outside the door
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Pat_Riot @lemmy.today - 2mon
Like the end of Of Mice and Men. Vance talking about tariffs instead of rabbits.
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YiddishMcSquidish @lemmy.today - 2mon
I really wish I was witty enough to come up with some way to connect the "look at the flowers" line and this site's namesake. But I did think about trying! I got a concept of a comment.
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XiaCobolt [she/her] - 2mon
I'm now thinking what handgun Donald Trump would have? Like the tweet suggests a revolver.
I think his gun would be really small and a little gay (not negative just the ways he's catty and into musicals).
Like a gold plated snub nose 22 magnum with pearl grips. Or the same in a classic Walther PPK. A real handbag gun.
Edit: a cursory investigation suggests he has had a concealed carry permit at one point in NY.
gold plated custom engraved 1911 that is always cocked and loaded but never has the safety on
“i think the safety is for losers, i don’t use it and i’ve never gotten shot by that gun. maybe someone got shot by accident once, but it never happened to me “
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Kefla [she/her, they/them] - 2mon
He would be all in on some dumb gimmick shit like the lifecard
CeliacMcCarthy in main
food stamps getting cut off exactly 13 years to the day from this tweet
many people are calling it the donaldomor
Donald Trump would never shoot himself
That fucker is going out when Vance shoots him in the back of the head trying to impress the angry mob outside the door
Like the end of Of Mice and Men. Vance talking about tariffs instead of rabbits.
I really wish I was witty enough to come up with some way to connect the "look at the flowers" line and this site's namesake. But I did think about trying! I got a concept of a comment.
I'm now thinking what handgun Donald Trump would have? Like the tweet suggests a revolver.
I think his gun would be really small and a little gay (not negative just the ways he's catty and into musicals).
Like a gold plated snub nose 22 magnum with pearl grips. Or the same in a classic Walther PPK. A real handbag gun.
Edit: a cursory investigation suggests he has had a concealed carry permit at one point in NY.
Turns out he had a HK 45 and a 38 revolver. https://firearmslaw.duke.edu/2024/01/presidential-firearms-part-i
I'm searching to see if there's any pics
It's a S&W 642 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smith_%26_Wesson_Centennial
So a lil gun for concealment. Can't find out if it's gold plated. Too many trump chud guns for sale spoiling my searches.
He's an operator like Solid Snake. Call Trump...Solid SNACK.
I figure probably the HK was tacticool in a safe for an intruder. The 38 his purse gun.
Will he hold it sassy like this with on hand on his hip? https://www.instagram.com/p/CCGa384nmmK/
Exact same pose as Divine thus driving us further insane.
Snack?
#SNAAAACKKK!
alternatively
^(snack battle)
Trump also got an engraved CZ75 from the Czech PM at one point.
https://www.expats.cz/czech-news/article/czech-pm-andrej-babis-gifts-donald-trump-an-engraved-czech-handgun
gold plated custom engraved 1911 that is always cocked and loaded but never has the safety on
“i think the safety is for losers, i don’t use it and i’ve never gotten shot by that gun. maybe someone got shot by accident once, but it never happened to me
“
He would be all in on some dumb gimmick shit like the lifecard
I swear he's got to have one of these lying around from the 80s https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COP_.357_Derringer