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ATTENTION: Hexbear is changing its mod rules in order to be less extremist. Please memorize the following or be purged.

MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him] - 2mon

Replacing the Hexbear mod rules with this as a joke was not OK! kiryu-slam

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any] - 2mon

I'm stealing your joke and changing the title of the post floppy-owl

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MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him] - 2mon

You're incorrigible Owl, but you give credit so god bless. rat-salute-2

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any] - 2mon

Teehee

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Civility [none/use name] - 2mon

😇

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ExotiqueMatter @lemmygrad.ml - 2mon

Did a liberal write this? I wouldn't be surprised to see libs writing something that on the nose at this point.

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any] - 2mon

No idea, it reads like a parody so I'm going to assume as such

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SexMachineStalin [he/him, comrade/them] - 2mon

It's from Helen Zille's Little White Book; the excerpt is called "Embrace Liberalism".

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SerialExperimentsGay [she/her, fae/faer] - 2mon

dolores-dei

Problem

Heartache is powerful, but democracy is subtle. Incrementally, you begin to notice a change in the weather. When it snows, the flakes are softer when they stick to your worry-worn forehead. When it rains, the rain is warmer. Democracy is coming to the Administrative Region. The ideals of Dolorian humanism are reinstating themselves. How can they not? These are the ideals of the Coalition and the Moralist International. Those guys are signal blue. And they're not only good -- they're also powerful. What will it be like, once their nuanced plans have been realized?

Solution

The Kingdom of Conscience will be exactly as it is now. Moralists don't really have beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded. Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is control. Over yourself and the world. Exercise it. Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of Coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth.

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ThermonuclearEgg - 2mon

Discord proves error.

Discord rate limit error

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Keld [he/him, any] - 2mon

How do you "Exceed their rate limits frequently"? Like how is that a thing that you can do?

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Palacegalleryratio [he/him] - 2mon

I assume they’re using a popular vpn, so it will look to discord like a lot of traffic from a single ip

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ThermonuclearEgg - 2mon

I'm not sure since I stole that image from Reddit but Discord even rate limits how often you can do things like reinstall and login apparently

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Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her] - 2mon

The straight path is tyranny

doggirl-thumbsup gayroller-2000

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chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them] - 2mon

To complex for my little brain

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seas_surround [he/him] - 2mon

therefore you are innocent doggirl-thumbsup

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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns] - 2mon

About how I feel most of the time when encountering a party line, lol.

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ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them] - 2mon

Is #1 supposed to conflict with #2, or is that an example of #8? I'm trying to be #4 and #6, so I understand if you don't want to break #3 to support #5.

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lil_tank [any, he/him] - 2mon

Question everything is especially poorly chosen as it echoes Marx's "ruthless criticism of everything", while not really matching the rule's actual definition that is more about never acting with conviction. I would change it to "Never commit to anything"

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Revolutionary_Apples [they/them] - 2mon

Wait, Hexbear is changing its rules?! What are the new rules? Where can I find them? I had a hard time finding the last set of rules!

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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns] - 2mon

We have "rules"? I thought we called those a "party line" here.

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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns] - 2mon

Ah yes, leftists acting like leftists. "Here's the party line. Memorize it or be purged." Good to know this site is still the tankie cesspit we know and love.

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10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL [any, any] - 2mon

damn these tankie sure are tyrans. I bet they make kids just to disguise them in lil stalin and make an army of dem to take over the world

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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns] - 2mon

Little kids dressed as Stalin spreading communism, is a simply adorable image and I love it. Thank you very much, comrade.

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10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL [any, any] - 2mon

Go spread the seed comrad :3 no one child policy for this guy

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ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them] - 2mon

i-voted

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ceoofanarchism - 2mon

Aren't these just the old rules?

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