This guy said he's going to beat the shit out of you
I tried to stop him but he bullied me
batsforpeace [any, any] - 2mon
I am shook
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Ildsaye [they/them] - 2mon
I teleported behind him, and was about to say a cool one-liner before making easy work of him - but then I saw his head was already turned just enough to peer at me out of the corner of his eye, and I immediately withdrew in all haste.
In that eye, I had seen two possible outcomes. In every scenario wherein I had engaged him further, I saw my death.
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KuroXppi [they/them] - 2mon
How many potential futures can you see
573,657,008,177
And how many futures do we not get booped
Just one
8
SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 2mon
Oh no please don't beat me up with those fluffy paws and smoochable soft fluffy face!
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30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her] - 2mon
Never underestimate those claws. Fuckers are like little needles.
11
SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 2mon
I will smooch 'em to death before they can deploy.
9
plinky [he/him] - 2mon
he is in british politician standing lessons, and thus will collapse at the sign of 10 bucks
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KuroXppi [they/them] - 2mon
poms don't call their currency 'bucks', they call them poundy woundies
9
plinky [he/him] - 2mon
you have to show the provincial bumpkin your metropole cred, and that you use real money
8
Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him] - 2mon
Oh shit oh fuck
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btbt [he/him] - 2mon
I better go into witness protection before he gets my ass 😧
10
LadyCajAsca [she/her, comrade/them] - 2mon
I'll stop him with the power of friendship!
10
nothx [he/him] - 2mon
Well I guess that’s it for me.
9
MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him] - 2mon
Not with that stance, but he will have fun straddling my shoe and riding around the house as I walk around with him on it.
Dort_Owl in cute
This guy said he's going to beat the shit out of you
I tried to stop him but he bullied me
I teleported behind him, and was about to say a cool one-liner before making easy work of him - but then I saw his head was already turned just enough to peer at me out of the corner of his eye, and I immediately withdrew in all haste.
In that eye, I had seen two possible outcomes. In every scenario wherein I had engaged him further, I saw my death.
How many potential futures can you see
573,657,008,177
And how many futures do we not get booped
Just one
Oh no please don't beat me up with those fluffy paws and smoochable soft fluffy face!
Never underestimate those claws. Fuckers are like little needles.
I will smooch 'em to death before they can deploy.
he is in british politician standing lessons, and thus will collapse at the sign of 10 bucks
you have to show the provincial bumpkin your metropole cred, and that you use real money
Oh shit oh fuck
I better go into witness protection before he gets my ass 😧
I'll stop him with the power of friendship!
Well I guess that’s it for me.
Not with that stance, but he will have fun straddling my shoe and riding around the house as I walk around with him on it.
i believe him
Let him try. I have UlyssesT on speed dial