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This guy said he's going to beat the shit out of you

I tried to stop him but he bullied me

batsforpeace [any, any] - 2mon

doggirl-tears I am shook

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Ildsaye [they/them] - 2mon

I teleported behind him, and was about to say a cool one-liner before making easy work of him - but then I saw his head was already turned just enough to peer at me out of the corner of his eye, and I immediately withdrew in all haste.

In that eye, I had seen two possible outcomes. In every scenario wherein I had engaged him further, I saw my death. scared

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KuroXppi [they/them] - 2mon

How many potential futures can you see

573,657,008,177

And how many futures do we not get booped

Just one

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 2mon

Oh no please don't beat me up with those fluffy paws and smoochable soft fluffy face!

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30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her] - 2mon

Never underestimate those claws. Fuckers are like little needles.

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] - 2mon

I will smooch 'em to death before they can deploy.

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plinky [he/him] - 2mon

he is in british politician standing lessons, and thus will collapse at the sign of 10 bucks

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KuroXppi [they/them] - 2mon

edgeworth-smug poms don't call their currency 'bucks', they call them poundy woundies

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plinky [he/him] - 2mon

you have to show the provincial bumpkin your metropole cred, and that you use real money

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Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him] - 2mon

Oh shit oh fuck no-no-no-wait-wait-wait

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btbt [he/him] - 2mon

I better go into witness protection before he gets my ass 😧

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LadyCajAsca [she/her, comrade/them] - 2mon

I'll stop him with the power of friendship!

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nothx [he/him] - 2mon

Well I guess that’s it for me.

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MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him] - 2mon

Not with that stance, but he will have fun straddling my shoe and riding around the house as I walk around with him on it.

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shath [comrade/them] - 2mon

i believe him

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9to5 [any, comrade/them] - 2mon

Let him try. I have UlyssesT on speed dial

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