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Here, hold this for me

Careful, he'll hide in his shell if you scare him. No scary stories, I don't care if it's October. No candies with red dye in them, it makes him hyper. No cheese either. Please don't teach him any swears.

And I want him in bed by 8pm

Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them] - 2mon

headpat

theory-gary

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woodenghost [comrade/them] - 2mon

Okay, got it. We'll watch adventure time together and find the little snail hiding in every episode.

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hedd616 - 2mon

He looks proud

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CyborgMarx [any, any] - 2mon

Do they really get that big?

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any] - 2mon

Ye, it's a Giant African Land Snail

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CyborgMarx [any, any] - 2mon

scared

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mrfugu [he/him, any] - 2mon

what does he smell like

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any] - 2mon

Slime

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WasteTime [none/use name] - 2mon

I'm having trouble making eye contact with him, he's the scary one not me!

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ClathrateG [none/use name] - 2mon

I've grown to think their pretty cute, but when I was like 9 being used to snails bering a couple inches big at most, going to a little zoo type thing and seeing a chonky African snail really really freaked me out

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KuroXppi [they/them] - 2mon

Hey snail come here

::: spoiler spoiler Poo wee fart weewee shit poop poopy poop


:::

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any] - 2mon

STOP SCARING HIM

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KuroXppi [they/them] - 2mon

Too late. Snail is now a rude potty mouth

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dead [he/him] - 2mon

If found in the wild, these snails are known to carry a parasite called "Rat Lungworm" which can lead to death or permanent brain damage in humans.

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woodenghost [comrade/them] - 2mon

Apparently, you can also get it from not washing your veggies.

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blunder [he/him] - 2mon

Fuck that was a terrifying read

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segfault11 [she/her, any] - 2mon

no way, last time you asked me to hold something for you, i went to jail for “possession”. i don’t even know what for!

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kristina [she/her] - 2mon

Looks like it feels like tongue

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AvocadoVapelung [comrade/them] - 2mon

cute turtle

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Des [she/her, they/them] - 2mon

he looks really happy, like an exclamation of joy.

dunno if what i'm seeing is a "snout" and a "mouth" tho

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ClathrateG [none/use name] - 2mon

There's videos of these guys(Giant African Snails) eating lettuce and stuff that can help visualise what's going on there I don't have the anatomical knowledge to textually describe it

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Grebgreb [he/him, they/them] - 2mon

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