Careful, he'll hide in his shell if you scare him. No scary stories, I don't care if it's October. No candies with red dye in them, it makes him hyper. No cheese either. Please don't teach him any swears.
And I want him in bed by 8pm
Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them] - 2mon
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woodenghost [comrade/them] - 2mon
Okay, got it. We'll watch adventure time together and find the little snail hiding in every episode.
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hedd616 - 2mon
He looks proud
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CyborgMarx [any, any] - 2mon
Do they really get that big?
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Dort_Owl [they/them, any] - 2mon
Ye, it's a Giant African Land Snail
11
CyborgMarx [any, any] - 2mon
10
mrfugu [he/him, any] - 2mon
what does he smell like
11
Dort_Owl [they/them, any] - 2mon
Slime
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WasteTime [none/use name] - 2mon
I'm having trouble making eye contact with him, he's the scary one not me!
9
ClathrateG [none/use name] - 2mon
I've grown to think their pretty cute, but when I was like 9 being used to snails bering a couple inches big at most, going to a little zoo type thing and seeing a chonky African snail really really freaked me out
If found in the wild, these snails are known to carry a parasite called "Rat Lungworm" which can lead to death or permanent brain damage in humans.
7
woodenghost [comrade/them] - 2mon
Apparently, you can also get it from not washing your veggies.
4
blunder [he/him] - 2mon
Fuck that was a terrifying read
3
segfault11 [she/her, any] - 2mon
no way, last time you asked me to hold something for you, i went to jail for “possession”. i don’t even know what for!
7
kristina [she/her] - 2mon
Looks like it feels like tongue
7
AvocadoVapelung [comrade/them] - 2mon
cute turtle
5
Des [she/her, they/them] - 2mon
he looks really happy, like an exclamation of joy.
dunno if what i'm seeing is a "snout" and a "mouth" tho
5
ClathrateG [none/use name] - 2mon
There's videos of these guys(Giant African Snails) eating lettuce and stuff that can help visualise what's going on there I don't have the anatomical knowledge to textually describe it
Dort_Owl in cute
Here, hold this for me
Careful, he'll hide in his shell if you scare him. No scary stories, I don't care if it's October. No candies with red dye in them, it makes him hyper. No cheese either. Please don't teach him any swears.
And I want him in bed by 8pm
Okay, got it. We'll watch adventure time together and find the little snail hiding in every episode.
He looks proud
Do they really get that big?
Ye, it's a Giant African Land Snail
what does he smell like
Slime
I'm having trouble making eye contact with him, he's the scary one not me!
I've grown to think their pretty cute, but when I was like 9 being used to snails bering a couple inches big at most, going to a little zoo type thing and seeing a chonky African snail really really freaked me out
Hey snail come here
::: spoiler spoiler Poo wee fart weewee shit poop poopy poop
:::
STOP SCARING HIM
Too late. Snail is now a rude potty mouth
If found in the wild, these snails are known to carry a parasite called "Rat Lungworm" which can lead to death or permanent brain damage in humans.
Apparently, you can also get it from not washing your veggies.
Fuck that was a terrifying read
no way, last time you asked me to hold something for you, i went to jail for “possession”. i don’t even know what for!
Looks like it feels like tongue
cute turtle
he looks really happy, like an exclamation of joy.
dunno if what i'm seeing is a "snout" and a "mouth" tho
There's videos of these guys(Giant African Snails) eating lettuce and stuff that can help visualise what's going on there I don't have the anatomical knowledge to textually describe it