Anyone wanna take bets on what the "cause" will be?
I'm guessing Beanie Babies
lurker_supreme [he/him] - 11mon
Not enough exposure to advertising as a child.
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Owl [he/him] - 11mon
I know it's going to be crank shit like flouride, chemtrails, or vaccines.
But I would laugh so damn hard if they pinned it on something like rising CO2 levels or some chemical that DuPont has been pumping into the air since the 70s.
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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him] - 11mon
shot in the head and dragged offstage mid-speech
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MidnightPocket [comrade/them] - 11mon
My money is on flouride
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Des [she/her, they/them] - 11mon
i'm wagering on vaccines. like all of them. and they are all banned later. fuck maybe HRT while we're at it
not for any actual held beliefs or ideology just as a way to further soft genocide the proletariat and make room for data centers
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dat_math [they/them] - 11mon
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Commie_Chameleon [she/her] - 11mon
FUCK I left all the 5g towers on, sorry guys
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TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them] - 11mon
Fluoride in our water, contaminating our purity of essence.
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lilypad [she/her, it/its] - 11mon
Do you realise that fluoridation - is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face? :general-ripper:
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Feinsteins_Ghost - 11mon
Pasteurization process
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MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them] - 11mon
Mmm cheese 🧀
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Cat_Daddy [mirror/your pronouns] - 11mon
Lack of colloidal silver
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AFineWayToDie [he/him] - 11mon
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P1d40n3 [he/him] - 11mon
Airborne Brain AIDS
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moss_icon [any, comrade/them] - 11mon
Dihydrogen monoxide
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Moonstruck_Theorist [comrade/them] - 11mon
Bobby and the Brainworm are on the case!
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barrbaric [he/him] - 11mon
Not having The Worm in your brain.
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RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them] - 11mon
Time to start walking without rhythm.
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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns] - 11mon
If I specifically were being examined, someone would probably blame too much exposure to "communist propaganda" as a child. Except that everyone around me knew about the autism long before the Marxism-Leninism came into play. At least, by that term. I do have a damn good "no one's born a capitalist" story from when I was about five years old.
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Enjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him] - 11mon
brains are overcharged going to have to use you as human batteries for your own good
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HexReplyBot [none/use name] - 11mon
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MayoPete in neurodiverse
*chuckles* I'm in danger
https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1n1mn9r/rfk_jr_says_agency_will_reveal_causes_of_autism/Anyone wanna take bets on what the "cause" will be?
I'm guessing Beanie Babies
Not enough exposure to advertising as a child.
I know it's going to be crank shit like flouride, chemtrails, or vaccines.
But I would laugh so damn hard if they pinned it on something like rising CO2 levels or some chemical that DuPont has been pumping into the air since the 70s.
shot in the head and dragged offstage mid-speech
My money is on flouride
i'm wagering on vaccines. like all of them. and they are all banned later. fuck maybe HRT while we're at it
not for any actual held beliefs or ideology just as a way to further soft genocide the proletariat and make room for data centers
FUCK I left all the 5g towers on, sorry guys
Fluoride in our water, contaminating our purity of essence.
Do you realise that fluoridation - is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face? :general-ripper:
Pasteurization process
Mmm cheese 🧀
Lack of colloidal silver
Airborne Brain AIDS
Dihydrogen monoxide
Bobby and the Brainworm are on the case!
Not having The Worm in your brain.
Time to start walking without rhythm.
If I specifically were being examined, someone would probably blame too much exposure to "communist propaganda" as a child. Except that everyone around me knew about the autism long before the Marxism-Leninism came into play. At least, by that term. I do have a damn good "no one's born a capitalist" story from when I was about five years old.
brains are overcharged going to have to use you as human batteries for your own good
A Reddit link was detected in your post. Here are links to the same location on alternative frontends that protect your privacy.