I grew up doing it for years because my grandma refused to to have scissors in the kitchen. Do not speak the ancient tongue to me, witch, for I was there when it was written.
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PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them] - 5mon
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PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them] - 5mon
If i ever lost this thing (all the time), i'd just chew it off with my teeth because all of our scissors were duller than spoons.
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ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them] - 5mon
This was my favorite Captain Beefheart song
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HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its] - 5mon
Oh okay I'll just go to the fuckin grocery or dollar store at 2 AM when all I want is a bowl of cereal. Get real.
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MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him] - 5mon
Milk comes in a bag now?
When I still got it the milkman left it on the doorstep in glass bottles and collected the empties.
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FlakesBongler [they/them] - 5mon
My milk comes in a carton and is made of oats
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hexonxonx @lemmy.dbzer0.com - 5mon
I prefer to chew it off with my teeth, like the Voyageurs used to. It's nice to feel connected with history.
But if I'm feeling fancy I'll artistically poke holes in the tip instead of slicing it off. Different hole placements make a huge difference in the taste of coffee, as well as the amount of time you spend cleaning up spilled milk.
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someone [comrade/them, they/them] - 5mon
I refuse to date anyone who doesn't lightly bang the bag pitcher on the counter a few times before snipping the tip to make sure that it's secure. Just dropping the bag in and snipping it right away is a sign of a sick mind.
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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him] - 5mon
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
It's fortified with what society wants. What society deserves.
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LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name] - 5mon
some of y'all have never had to funnel their Tupperware full of milk into another container and it shows
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ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them] - 5mon
Bottom incisors baybee, they never had straws in the cafeteria
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corvidenjoyer [she/her] - 5mon
Im confused, how does one reseal the bag afterwards?
HiImThomasPynchon in canada
Some of you have never had to saw the tip off a milk bag with a steak knife cuz there was nothing else around and It Shows.
That's it that's the whole post.
BEGONE, YANK!
You can suck my milk bags^please
me looking north across the 49th seeing the Canucks talking about storing their milk wrong
i mean there’s at least two games abt russians storing milk wrong too
Some of you don't know that Canada exists further west than Toronto and It Shows.
Ya Ontario-ass milk bag dorks.
Bagged milk existed in every province in Canada
I've never once seen bagged milk in the prairie provinces
That's why I used past tense, they phased them out in the West in the 80s. Another casualty of Mulroney :(
Gonna start saying Sudbury is part of western canada and make everyone mad at me
I find zero flaws in this statement.
Accurate.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/pinkbeltrage/352435566
I drink my milk out of a plastic jug with my wife in our big bed.
"As long as you don't squeeze it it's fine"
Children, famous for not squeezing things and not making messes
I grew up doing it for years because my grandma refused to to have scissors in the kitchen. Do not speak the ancient tongue to me, witch, for I was there when it was written.
If i ever lost this thing (all the time), i'd just chew it off with my teeth because all of our scissors were duller than spoons.
This was my favorite Captain Beefheart song
Oh okay I'll just go to the fuckin grocery or dollar store at 2 AM when all I want is a bowl of cereal. Get real.
Milk comes in a bag now?
When I still got it the milkman left it on the doorstep in glass bottles and collected the empties.
My milk comes in a carton and is made of oats
I prefer to chew it off with my teeth, like the Voyageurs used to. It's nice to feel connected with history.
But if I'm feeling fancy I'll artistically poke holes in the tip instead of slicing it off. Different hole placements make a huge difference in the taste of coffee, as well as the amount of time you spend cleaning up spilled milk.
I refuse to date anyone who doesn't lightly bang the bag pitcher on the counter a few times before snipping the tip to make sure that it's secure. Just dropping the bag in and snipping it right away is a sign of a sick mind.
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
It's fortified with what society wants. What society deserves.
some of y'all have never had to funnel their Tupperware full of milk into another container and it shows
Bottom incisors baybee, they never had straws in the cafeteria
Im confused, how does one reseal the bag afterwards?
You dont use your teeth?
Just wash a smaller knife
Can't you just stab it and rip it open? (carefully ofc)